Hokay, I know I'm putting stuff off, but this just had to be done. My muse is an evil creature and made me do it.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this story. Blue Parratroopa sort of owns the franchise.
Heh, lets get this ball rolling.
Mushroom Kingdom is a pretty nice place to live. Sure, there's the monsters that come out of nowhere, the giant turtle trying to take over the world, and the king that is so stupid that without his daughter the kingdom could be taken by a slightly threatening bowl of pudding, but I digress. Either way, things were going pretty well, and there was some sensational news as well. King Bouser had been beaten time and time again by group of kids!
"There's nothing to be afraid of!" Toadsworth proclaimed. "If a bunch of kids from the human world can beat Bouser, anyone can!"
There was much celebration. Except from one person, of course. Bouser needed a plan. And since this was an affair of evil, My master, Sam of Shadowdale, the moderator of evil, sent me to watch what happens. This should be good……..
-Abaddon, the Eye of Darkness
"Iggy, get down from there!" Bouser yelled at his son. He was in even a fouler mood than usual, and Iggy's harebrained antics didn't help. Kamek the Magikoopa entered the room.
"Your highness, the endless forces of magic have told me that you are upset." He said.
"No, really?" He yelled. "If your magic is so cool, than why don't you tell me why I'm pissed off?"
Kamek looked nervous. "Um….yeah….see, the forces of-"
"Ga, your useless. Well since you're dieing to know, I'll tell you what's on my mind." Bouser walked to the window.
"Look at them. They're laughing at me behind my back!" Bouser fumed. "I need a fiendishly clever plan to put the fear of the Koopa King back in those rats."
Kamek thought about it. "Well, the way I see it, the only way we can do this is to destroy that filthy little camp."
"But how?" Bowser yelled. "I've tried everything a villain can do!"
Kamek grinned. "Maybe you just need some help!" he proclaimed. "You can't take those kids down yourself, but maybe if you got other villains to help, you could take them down easy peisy!"
Bouser seemed to ignore him. Suddenly, he yelled out. "I've got it! I'll just get other villains to help me destroy the camp! Shoot, how do I come up with this stuff?"
Kamek rolled his eyes.
"Now," said Bowser, opening his little black book, "Who to ask first?"
You see what I mean? This guy has no hope! Will the cool villains listen to him? Will he get friends to help him take over the world? Probably not. But hey, watching him try should be pretty funny.
Ok, I'll continue this if parratroopa gives his approval. Till then, so long!