Disclaimer: I don't own the Greek gods/goddesses, or Percy Jackson. I just thought of different ways to annoy the different gods. They will be in order of cabins. But I will also have like Hades, and maybe Kronos at the end.

Warning: I am not responsible for any injuries you may receive from doing these.

Ways to annoy or tick off the gods.

Cabin 1: Zeus

Call him crazy.

Steal the master bolt.

Remind him that some kid stole his bolt.

Ask him why he cheats on his wife so much.

Cabin 2: Hera

Remind her how many times Zeus has cheated on her.

Grill her why she separated Percy and Annabeth.

Claim to be the child of Zeus.

Ask her why divorce rates have gone up.

Ask her why she threw her son off Mt. Olympus.

Cabin 3: Poseidon

Hurt his favorite kid aka. Percy.

Remind him how Athena beat him out for Athens.

Ask him why he had a kid with his grandmother.

4. Remind him about all the monsters Hades sent after Percy (this will get him mad at Hades)

Cabin 4: Demeter

Remind her that Hades kidnapped her daughter.

Say, "Cereal is horrible" (you might end up eating lots of cereal)

Put a lighter next to her hair, see if it will ignite.

Put chocolate bunnies on her cabins roof.

Cabin 5: Ares

Remind him how Percy beat him in a sword fight.

Put a girly bumper sticker on his motorcycle.

Remind him how Kronos over took his mind to keep the master bolt and helm of darkness from Luke.

Ask him how his ankle is.

Cabin 6: Artemis.

Ask her why she hates boys.

Kiss a boy in front of her, (boys kiss a hunter)

Ask her how annoying is Apollo.

Remind her of Orion, (Orion was the only guy she liked, Apollo tricked her into killing him, so she put him in the stars to be reminded of her)

Cabin 7: Apollo

Ask him why he sucks at haikus.

Ask him why he has so many campers.

Tell him that you think the sun chariot/car is lame.

Insult his oracle. (maybe remind him how Hades cursed it.)

Cabin 8: Athena

Remind her about Medusa.

Call her bird-brain.

Ask her if she loves Poseidon and that is why she was upset when he had s** in her temple with Medusa.

Remind her that her daughter is dating the son of Poseidon.

Cabin 9: Hephaestus

Ask him if he is not good with organic life forms then how does he have kids?

Remind him that Aphrodite is cheating on him with Ares.

Remind him that his mom threw him off Mt. Olympus.

"Why you so ugly?"

Cabin 10: Aphrodite

Ask her why she cheats on both her husband and boyfriend.

Beg her for love.

Ask her why some of her kids are such a pain in the butt.

Remind her that Seliana was a spy.

Cabin 11: Hermes

Remind him about Luke.

Remind him about May, (Luke's mom)

Ask him to transport you and you newly found boyfriend/girlfriend to Paris like he did with Percy and Annabeth.

4. Prank call him.

Cabin 12: Dionysus

Remind him that he can't drink wine for like 50 more years.

Remind him about how that hero (can't spell his name) abandon Aerodyne on the beach.

Ask him why he is obsessed with turning people in to dolphins.

Ask him why does he hate camp so much and remind him that he is stuck there for 50 more years.

New Cabin so don't know number maybe 13: Hades

Remind him about Charon's pay raise.

Tell him that he needs to play with Cerberus more.

Ask him why he kidnapped Persephone.

Ask him why he is so mean to Nico.

Now just for fun: Kronos (during the war)

Ask him why in the world would he eat his kids.

Ask him why he would be so stupid to drink something that would make him throw up his kids.
(note at this point he will threaten to kill you)

Ask him how he is going to kill you if he is in the body of 21 year old.

Remind him that Percy Jackson is destined to kick his butt.

Remind him that his own kids hates him.

Tell him he should have spent more time with his kids, then maybe they wouldn't have hated him.

I hope you enjoyed this. Any suggestions for something for me to write, PM me.