*Disclaimer: I do not own twilight (or Vladimir Tod :,( ) or any of the sites mentioned here but I do own a computer and a chair
*A/N Enjoy
User Names
Bella – Vlad Fan
Edward – New Guy
Jasper - Emoticon
Alice – Fortune Pixie
Rosalie – Beautiful Blondy
Emmett – Muscle Man
Jacob – Vampuman Boyfriend
Renesmee – Vampuman
Carlisle – Vamp. Dad
Esme - TDPMEOWTDPMAA
Chapter 1: The Chat Room: User Names
Chat room: Vlad Fan, New Guy, Emoticon, Fortune Pixie, Beautiful Blondy, Muscle Man, Vampuman Boyfriend, Vampuman, Vamp. Dad, TDPMEOWTDPM
Vlad Fan: Hey everybody
Vampuman: Hey mom can I ask you a question whos Vlad
Vlad Fan: Vladimir Tod of course
Vampuman: Whos that
Vlad Fan: He's a character in a series by Heather Brewer (I do not own Heather Brewer either) and he can read and control minds he can make slaves and one of the slaves he drinks off of but doesn't kill her and then his best friend is his other drudge and hes going to rule over vampire and human kind
Vampuman: oooooooooooooh
Vlad Fan: oh most importantly hes half vampire and half human
Vampuman: WHAT! he gets all that and what do I get the power to shaw people stuff with my hand wow yeah the world is fair
Vlad Fan: Srry
Vampuman Boyfriend: since were on the subject of user names what's up with blondies I thought u were sopuse 2 tell the truth online
Beautiful Blondy: hey nessie u no how u said 2 days ago u wold b mad if I killed jacob were serious
Vampuman: YES!
New Guy: Jacob what's up with ur user name
Vampuman Boyfriend: what
New Guy: change it
Vampuman Boyfriend: y
New Guy: u cant date my daughter
Beautiful Blondy: HAHAHAHA
Vampuman Boyfriend: y not
New Guy: bcuz I said so
Vampuman: dad u will let me date jake or ill run away
New Guy: what
Vampuman Boyfriend: Ill go get my car
Vlad Fan: Dont push it jacob
Vampuman Boyfriend: Just sayin
Vampuman: Mother
Vlad Fan: What
Vampuman: Stay out of it
Vlad Fan: Fine
Emoticon: Wait I no this is off topic but I hav 2 no edward whats up with ur user name
Fortune Pixie: Yeah
New Guy: Im kinda new 2 the internet
Muscle Man: How new
New Guy: This is my 1st time
Muscle Man: *snicker*
New Guy: Shut it
Vampuman: I hav a question whats up with jazzs user name
Emoticon: I couldn't think of anything then I saw a sign about it and it seemed 2 fit
Vampuman Boyfriend: Wow
Vampuman: I 2nd that wow
Vamp. Dad: Esme what does ur user name stand 4
TDPMEOWTDPM: it stands 4 they dont pay me enuf oh wait they dont pay me
Fortune Pixie: Thx
TDPMEOWTDPM: ur welcome
Vlad Fan: well I hav 2 go and reread the vladimir tod series bye
Vlad Fan has logged off
New Guy: Im gonna go c what the big deal is about
New Guy has logged off
Fortune Pixie: Jazzy let's go shopping
Emoticon: Fine
Fortune Pixie has logged off
Emoticon has logged off
Beautiful Blondy: Lets go emmett we dont want 2 b stuck in a chat room with a mutt
Muscle Man: k
Beautiful Blondy has logged off
Muscle Man has logged off
TDPMEOWTDPM: Honey lets go hunting
Vamp. Dad: Fine
TDPMEOWTDPM has logged off
Vamp. Dad has logged off
Vampuman: Lets log off
Vampuman Boyfriend: Okay
Vampuman has logged off
Vampuman Boyfriend has logged off
*A/N Please review and tell me what you think I need to know if I should keep writing this story it just came to me and this story will not just have chat rooms the Cullen's will be all over the Internet