Raito knew L was weird, hell, he actually bought the story hat L was dropped repeatedly on his head as a child,
but this was just pure lunacy.
L bent over the small table and poured yet another up of tea, an all too innocent smile on his face.
L was having a tea party.
"Another cup please!"
With Misa.
Raito placed a hand to his forehead and whimpered. He hoped, oh, how he hoped this was a very weird hallucination.
"Would you like a cup, Yagami-kun?"
"Yes! Raito! Misa's Raito! Take the cup!"
Raito whimpered again and covered his face with his hands.
"... Thirty-four point seven..." L crooned in a sing-song voice, staring up at the ceiling innocently.
Raito glared at L through his fingers, before snatching the aforementioned teacup from the demented detective.
L looked at Raito and beamed. "Now it's back to thirty-two point five. Wow. Who knew you could change so fast, Yagami-kun!" he chirped.
Biting back a snarl, Raito glared at the chain connecting him and L, as though it was it's fault.
"Sugar, Yagami-kun?"
((END. I like L. He's inhumanly smart and so damn dorky at the same time, he just has to have tea parties now and then. I hope you liked it.))