City of Panties
Just a drabble parody
Disclaimer: Really not Cassie Clare, I swear.
Summer, warm nights, lots of parties nightly in Idris. Shadowhunters take their parties as serious as their demon fighting. But there will be much less fighting now that there is a new treaty between Downworlders and Shadowhunters. This night is at beautiful lake house. Lights sparkling off the water making the water shimmer like strands of diamonds. A gentle breeze rocking boats of various sizes attached to the dock. The splish splash of jumping fish having their nightly meal of water bugs. The music was far enough away to sound soft as Jace and Clary strolled along the edge hand in hand. All of the sudden a frog jumped out of Clary's way making her gasp and jump sideways. Her low heels sank into the muddy edge right at the water and she tried desperately to regain her balance for a second or two before the ground gave out from under her. As fast as Jace is, Clary lifted her arms out of his reach and she landed on her back in the water. Her legs in the air, her skirt floating by her chin. Everything was exposed from her waist down including her matching bikini panties. And Jace was frozen, just staring as Clary flipped herself like a fish out of water onto her hands and knees and then pushed herself dripping wet out of the lake. That was the sight that started Jace laughing. Clary was about to cry and he was laughing. Well, the anger didn't take long to swell up inside her and she took advantage of his teary eyed state (from laughter) and she shoved him hard into the lake. As he flew off his feet he went down with the same grace as she just did. Clary then started laughing herself. She wanted Jace to know what it felt like to be laughed at and not be helped. But she didn't laugh for long. Jace stood up and his thin cotton shirt was transparent and stuck to his chest in a most erotic way. Now Clary was frozen in place. Jace knew what she was staring at and decided to give her a bit of a show. He reached both arms up to smooth the water out of his hair. Then gently shook his head and arms. He took two long strides and was out of the water and very close to Clary. As much as she wanted to taunt and tease him, she knew he won and she didn't fight it. He bent his head down to the side of her head and ran his dripping lips up and down her neck. Clary's legs felt weak and rubbery. Finally, Jace placed his lips behind her ear and kissed her down along her jaw. This sent shivers down her whole body as she turned to kiss his lips.
Clary leaned in toward Jace and as she did so the muddy edge gave way again, sending them both back into the lake with a splash. This time they both laughed. Jace splashed Clary, Clary spit water back at Jace. He found a frog and lifted it out of the water into the air.
"Oh, no Jace, you wouldn't." said Clary with a quivering voice. She leaned back into the water, away from Jace. He stretched out his hand holding tightly to the frog.
"Oh, yes I would." said Jace with a devilish grin.
"No Jace, stop." squealed Clary. But it was too late. Jace grabbed her arm and shoved the frog down the front of her dress. Then Jace watched as Clary could move as fast as Jace. She jumped up with the frog squirming around her top trying to get out. Clary, not bothering to scream, started taking off her clothes quick as lightening. She was down to her bra and panties before the slimy creature from the lake bottom jumped away like a drunken sailor.
Now Clary noticed she was practically naked and she turned and ran further into the lake so the water would cover her up. Jace followed right behind her, taking off his clothes, all of his clothes and he stood in the water right at his hips. His clothes floating all around him. He stared at Clary with the water up to her chin. He took one step closer.
"What are you doing?" said a frantic Clary.
"Well, you took your clothes off." said Jace.
"Well, that is because a certain Shadowhunter put a frog down my dress!" explained Clary.
"Someone put a frog down my dress too." answered Jace.
"You weren't wearing a dress." said Clary with a smart look on her face.
"Would you like me to start wearing dresses?" asked Jace. "I didn't know you were into cross dressing."
"I'm not" said Clary.
"That's good." said Jace, "Because I wouldn't want to make you jealous. I have fabulous legs. And a cute butt."
"HA" said Clary. "OK, that's it, please get me my dress. You had your show."
"Nope. You can go get your own dress." said Jace and with that he gracefully dove under the water letting his naked bottom rise above the water slowly before he was submersed completely. Clary stayed perfectly still trying to look into the black water. All of the sudden it felt like a fish nibbling on the her bottom. Then her panties snapped making her jump around 180 degrees. Jace then popped out of the water right in front of her. Clary then jumped up making the clasp in the front of her bra to give away. The elastic boomeranged and then went slack leaving her completely exposed from the waist up.
That was the last straw, even for Jace. He came towards Clary.
I'm not sure what to do with this. I'll switch next to Magnus and Alec.