(Grimmjow, Nel, and Ulquiorra are sitting in the front row of first class while Starrk and Harribel are sitting a row behind them with a seat between them)

Starrk- (leans back in his luxury leather plane seat) "Yo, Harribel. Tell me about this place."

Harribel- (turns the page in her newspaper) "I wasn't joking when I said it was quite nice."

Ulquiorra- (looking back from the seat in front of them) "You pulled us out of Las Noches, got us on a plane, and you haven't told us where we're going."

Harribel- "Trust me. You'll be glad I did."

Grimmjow- "Nel! Stop snoring! (looks up to the flight attendant after pushing Nel off his shoulder) Hello there beautiful."

Flight attendant- "Would you like some complimentary peanuts?" (offers Grimmjow a bag)

Grimmjow- (stands up and puts his arm around her waist, pulling her close) "What I'd like is some of that first class shit you guys got in the back fridge and a little bit of you to go with it."

Flight attendant- (very uncomfortable as she tries to get away from him) "Sir, the 'fasten your seatbelt' light has not been turned off… (she looks at his collar) I think you've got drool on yourself, sir…"

Grimmjow- (looks down, then looks over at Nel who is now leaning on Ulquiorra) "Damn it, Nel!"

(flight attendant makes a quick escape to the back of the first class section)

Starrk- (closing his eyes) "Smooth move, Don Juan."

Grimmjow- "Shut up, Starrk. (grabs the napkin of the person across the aisle and tries to get Nel's drool off his shirt) This is like my favorite shirt. The fuck…"

Ulquiorra- (gently pushes Nel back to her seat) "So where are we actually going? We've been over nothing but ocean for so long. Frankly I'm bored."

(Starrk reclines his chair as far back as possible, nearly fully horizontal, crushing the knees of the unfortunate person behind him)

Starrk- "Then take a fuckin nap. You should take a page from Nel's book."

Grimmjow- "You mean throw yourself at the closest teenage guy?"

Starrk- "Maybe not that book. Why don't you use your stupid tripod and listen to more of that horrendous screeching you're so fond of?"

Ulquiorra- (sighs lightly) "It's not screeching, Starrk. It's metal. And another thing, (pulls an iPod touch out of his pocket) it's an 'iPod.'"

Starrk- "I'll never understand any of that shit. Harribel."

Harribel- (opens her eyes) "What?"

Starrk- "Where the hell are you taking us?"

Harribel- "I told Urahara that we were in the market for a new place to stay for the five of us."

Grimmjow- (sets his beer down in the cup holder) "Not that tard… Please tell me that you didn't accept anything he offered you."

Harribel- (shrugs) "I didn't accept anything from him. He got me in contact with someone crazy enough to give you idiots a place to stay."

Grimmjow- "We're not idiots, Tier."

Ulquiorra- (shakes his head) "Coming from the guy who got yelled at by Aizen for trying to turn Los Noches into a frat house."

Grimmjow- "Those douchebags at Hueco Tech thought they were the hardest partyin and drinkin guys around. I had to do something. (puts his hand up in a slicing motion) "You better act right 'fore you get slapped right. (previous flight attendant walks back by and scurries away before he can get up) 'ey baby? Where you goin?"

Starrk- "Give it a rest Grimmjow. If she wanted the D, then she would have let you know… (looks back to Harribel) As you were saying?"

Harribel- "Old acquaintance of mine says he got just the place for us. His words were 'as long as you all keep things interesting.' He and his associates are a little out there at times, but they mean well."

(Ulquiorra looks out the window to see land far beneath them)

Ulquiorra- "The destination?"

Harribel- "Toronto, Ontario."

Grimmjow- (finishing his beer) "That's in America, right?"

Ulquiorra- "It's in Canada."

Grimmjow- "You're a dumbass, Ulqui. Everyone knows that Canada is a large state in America. So shut up."

Starrk- (shakes his head) –sarcastic- "I never would have known that without Captain Geography over here."

Ulquiorra- "Who's the president of the United States?"

Grimmjow- -proudly- "Come on man, you don't pay any attention, do you? America doesn't have a president."

Harribel- (puts a hand to her forehead) –mutters to herself- "Can't wait to hear this one…"

Grimmjow- "It's so obvious. They obviously have a monarchy. Why else would they have a 'Burger King?' They've got a good military cuz 'the' Colonel Sanders has things down to a science."

Starrk- -mockingly- "Don't forget Duke Ronald of McDonald…"

Harribel- "I thought you went to school, Grimmjow. Hell, I've seen you watching the History channel many times."

Grimmjow- (confused) "I thought those were comedies… Why the hell else would Napoleon invade Russia in the winter? The sequel was actually funnier when Hitler tried it."

Starrk- (opens his eyes) "Wait, we had a TV in Las Noches? Since when?"

Harribel- "Since that time Gin left his room open to go buy more toothpaste. He had like twenty of them."

Starrk- "Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?"

Ulquiorra- (turning Nel's open and drooling mouth away from his face toward Grimmjow) "When was the last time you were a. awake? and b. sober?"

Starrk- (thinking deeply) "Uuhhhh… probably the same time you put that Twilight poster up in your room…"

Grimmjow- (whistles) "That's been a while, bro."

Ulquiorra- -quietly- "You guys knew about that?"

Grimmjow- (laughs) "Like it wasn't obvious? I know you went to all of the book and movie releases. And then you gave that 'team Edward' shirt to Orihime."

(Ulquiorra turns back around to his window and becomes deathly silent)

Starrk- -imitating Orihime- "Oh Ulquiorra, you're so dark and romantic. You have so many deep thoughts, enough to make up for the fact I lack all critical thinking skills and can't even blink without my tits jiggling."

(Grimmjow, Starrk, and Harribel all start to crack up, trying to keep from laughing though they are unsuccessful)

Grimmjow- (puts a hand back and high fives Starrk) "That's my boy right there."

(Nel groggily awakens and wipes drool from her mouth)

Nel- "What's going on? Are we there yet?"

Grimmjow- "Yes, Neliel, we just magically arrived just as you were waking up."

Nel- (looks out the window, then looks back at Grimmjow with a sad expression) "Why are you so mean to me, Grimmy?"

Grimmjow- "You've got your adult form back. Why the fuck are you still acting like you're four?"

Ulquiorra- (just loud enough for all of them to hear) "So she can communicate on your level, 'Grimmy.'"

Starrk- "Oh shit, son. Heart of Darkness has got claws over here."

Grimmjow- (ignores Ulquiorra and hits the stewardess call button) "Yo, I'm gettin a dry mouth up here! I need another beer!"

Harribel- (resumes reading her paper) "I hope she comes up here and dumps the damn thing on your head. Shame on you for being so impolite."

Grimmjow- "Ey! This is first class, damn it. Shit's supposed to be done right. (flight attendant brings him another beer) Thanks darlin. Now what say you and I get better acquainted? How about in the back there?"

Flight attendant- (trying to avoid him completely) "Sir, that's where the food is being prepared."

Grimmjow- "I bet it is. I can tell your turkey's been gettin basted just lookin at me."

(flight attendant manages to get away from him and escape to the back)

Grimmjow- (turns back around to see Nel, Ulquiorra, Starrk, and Harribel all looking at him) "What?" (pops open his beer and begins to drink it)

Harribel- (looking over the top of her newspaper) "Did you really just say that?"

Grimmjow- (stops drinking after consuming half of the beverage and smiles) "You like that, huh?"

Harribel- (goes back to her paper again) "Nel."

(Nel smiles and then punches Grimmjow directly in the groin, causing him to fold up into himself and land in the floor)

Harribel- (without looking up from her paper, reaches up and presses the call button) "He might need some ice."

-A couple hours go by-

(Starrk is sleeping soundly with a beer in his hand while Harribel is finishing her newspaper. Ulquiorra is listening to his music at a moderate volume, still miffed about the earlier hazing. Nel is playing a game on her PSP while Grimmjow was finally starting to uncurl himself from the fetal position, holding a large bag of partially melted ice to his groin)

Grimmjow- (finally able to speak again) "I'm going to kill you, Neliel… (she draws her left hand back, still looking at her game, causing him to visibly flinch) I'm kidding, Nel! You know I'm kidding!"

Nel- (puts her hand back on the gaming device) "You better be."

Grimmjow- (does his best to shift in the seat, trying to avoid any more pain) "So Harribel… Who is this acquaintance of yours?"

Harribel- (folds her paper up and puts it on the empty seat between herself and Starrk) "He's a business man. He and his older brother do a bunch of things, one of which is giving us a rent free place to say."

Grimmjow- -sarcastic- "How nice of him. If it's free, it's prolly just a fuckin hole in the wall…"

Nel- "Why would she take us away from Las Noches for something worse?"

Grimmjow- (starts counting on his fingers) "Hmm, let me think… Aizen kicked us out, Gin took the TV back, Tousen was wandering into our rooms at night using the old 'hey, I'm blind, remember?' ruse, we ran out of tequila and tortillas before Cinco de Mayo…"

Harribel- "I must admit those are all valid points. But I wouldn't drag you all to the next hemisphere just to get one over on you guys. I might do it to you, Grimmjow, but I wouldn't drag Neliel, Starrk, and Ulquiorra along to do it."

Grimmjow- "If you say so… by the way, what happened to those hookers that used to always hang around you?"

Harribel- (cocks her eyebrow) "…you mean Sung-Sun, Apacci, and Mila-Rose?"

Grimmjow- "Yeah. Bitch, Butch, and Brute."

Harribel- (letting the remarks slide this time) "I believe they all got accepted to a college in America somewhere…"

Nel- (now playing a racing game) "Arizona State University."

Starrk- (mumbling in his sleep) "…number one… party college…"

Grimmjow- (snickering) "Guess we'll be seeing them in about five months. Yep I can see it now. (motions with his hands) Girls Gone Wild: Terrible Threesomes."

(Harribel shakes her head while Nel chuckles)

(a ding is heard and the airline pilot comes over the intercom)

Pilot- "Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. I would like to just thank you for choosing us for your trip from Tokyo, Japan to Toronto, Ontario. We will be landing in Toronto in about 45 minutes. In a few moments-"

Co-pilot- (whispering, though still being heard over the intercom) "Hey Lucas, hand me another beer."

Pilot- (heard putting his hand over the microphone, though the whole plane can still hear them) "The ice chest is right behind your seat. Grab me one while you're digging. (takes his hand away from the mic) Like I was saying, in a few moments the 'fasten your seatbelts' light will be turned back on. It is currently 3:37 p.m. local time and it's a balmy 51 degrees in the 'T.O.' I hope you enjoy the rest of your flight and do fly again with us in the future." (sounds of movement and beers being opened before the intercom cuts off)

Harribel- (looking out the window) –sarcastic- "That was comforting…"

Nel- "Hey Tier."

Harribel- "Yes, Neliel?"

Nel- (looking over the back of her chair) "We're gonna get our own rooms, right?"

Harribel- (shrugs) "I thought I was just gonna let you share a room with Grimmjow."

Grimmjow- "NOOOO! She'll be bringing home so many damn guys it'll make the million man march look like a fuckin cake walk."

(Ulquiorra snickers, able to hear him over his music)

Nel- (smacks Grimmjow in the shoulder) "Shut up, Grimmy! (looks to Ulquiorra who is still looking out the window) And you're one to talk, Ulqui. I can tell them about your obsession with Brad- (Ulquiorra's eyes widen and he moves like a flash to cover her mouth) mmmpphhh!"

(Grimmjow and Harribel both look at him with smirks on their faces)

Ulquiorra- (whispering into Nel's ear) "What did I tell you about that? We agreed that you would keep my man crush a secret, and I wouldn't tell anyone about that time you got wasted and made out with Rangiku while Hitsugaiya and I watched."

Nel- (slightly blushes and whispers back) "Oh yeah…."

Harribel- (speaking up) "Something to share with the rest of us?"

Ulquiorra- "Nope." (goes back to listening to music)

Grimmjow- (crosses his arms) "That's too bad. (looks up to see the 'fasten seatbelts' symbol light up) I guess we're making our final approach. Wonder where my little stewardess went?"

Harribel- "Probably trying to burn your image from her retinas."

Grimmjow- "More like saving every second for personal use later."

(Harribel shakes her head and picks up her newspaper again)

Harribel- "Hey, Starrk. (starts swatting him with the newspaper) Wake up. –mockingly- Gotta return your seat to its upright position." (keeps hitting him with the paper until his eyes begin to flicker)

Starrk- -groggily- "Keep hitting me and I'm going to make you eat that business section… (fully opens his eyes and notices Harribel holding the paper) I mean… I guess we're landing soon…"

Harribel- (puts the paper back in the chair between them) "Yes."

Starrk- (leans forward and brings his chair back up to its original position, finally giving the guy behind him circulation in his legs back) "Where's my beer?"

Harribel- (not even looking at him) "You spilled it on your lap about an hour ago. Bottle is in the floor."

Starrk- (looks down to see his jeans are damp) "Oh. Thought I just pissed myself. Someone get me another beer…"

Grimmjow- (looking back at Starrk) "How the hell did you ever make Primera?"

Starrk- "I used a picture of Aizen from his high school yearbook to blackmail him. Did you know he was in the chess club, wore like 12 pounds of braces and had horrible acne?"

Nel- -disbelieving- "Nuh uh."

Starrk- (nodding) "Yeah huh. Kid could have been the poster child for Proactiv but decided he wanted to become some kind of God…"

(the plane begins to descend and then lands on the runway of the international airport of Toronto)

Grimmjow- (standing up once the plane had taxied to the terminal) "Finally, we can get the fuck off this bitch. (sees the stewardess he has been hitting on) And get on that one."

(some of the other passengers attempt to get by them)

Grimmjow- -angry- "Ey yo! You motherfuckers better waitcha damn turn. I'm gettin off first!" (everyone backs away from them)

Ulquiorra- (stands up and takes his headphones out of his ears) "From what I've heard that's a very common occurrence with you."

(Nel and Starrk snicker while Harribel walks past him, stepping off the plane)

Grimmjow- "I'm gonna beat your ass, Senor sorrow."

Starrk- (rubs his forehead and pushes past Grimmjow) "Come on, guys. The rest of the people on the plane are ready to go. Move your asses."

(Nel shoves Grimmjow into the wall in front of their seats and follows Starrk)

Ulquiorra- (smirks as he passes) "Stop holding everyone up. Gotta stop being selfish and get them off." (snickers as he walks off the plane)

(Grimmjow finally recovers and is standing in the middle of the aisle as everyone else on the plane waits for him to move)

Grimmjow- (trying to save face) "Man, fuck y'all. Ain't got nothin on this."

(the five of them walk down the terminal hall into the building)

Harribel- (looks at her watch) "Grimmjow, Ulquiorra. Go get our luggage. We'll meet you in the parking lot."

Ulquiorra- (nodding) "Alright."

Grimmjow- "What the fuck man? What am I? Your personal bellhop? (Harribel looks at him, then puts her hand on his shoulder while giving him a blank look) Uhh, I'll get right on it…"

(as he's turning around, Harribel drops a small pair of fingernail clippers in his back pocket without anyone realizing it other than Starrk)

Starrk- (as soon as Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are out of earshot) "Why'd you do that?"

Harribel- (shrugs) "For the show."

Nel- -confused- "Show?"

Harribel- "These humans are really weird with their security protocols. Japan wasn't that bad. This part of the world, everyone is completely paranoid for no reason."

(they follow Grimmjow and Ulquiorra from a moderate distance, watching them reach the security checkpoint)

Grimmjow- (taking his wallet out of his pocket and placing it in the bin beside the metal detector) "What the fuck am I gonna be bringing on a plane to fuck shit up with? I'm already a lethal weapon."

Ulquiorra- (putting his wallet and iPod in the same bin) "Shut up, Grimmjow. You're extremely annoying. You're honestly worse than Ichigo."

Grimmjow- "Man… fuck him. Seriously. But you're one to talk. You and Orihime kept me up so many nights."

(Ulquiorra grew quiet and stepped through the metal detector, being cleared)

Grimmjow- "It'd be different if you guys would have been fuckin or somethin, but I knew that wasn't happening. You're practically gay and she's legally retarded, staying up late and watching those shitty chick flicks…"

(Grimmjow walks through the metal detector and sets it off)

Grimmjow- "The fuck is the problem now?!

Security guard- (waving a metal detector wand) "Step to the side please sir."

Grimmjow- -angry- "Why don't you fuckin make me, dickhead?"

Ulquiorra- "Just do it, Grimmjow."

Security guard- (nodding, attempting to be patient considering he was looking at a teenager that seemed to be wearing loads of eyeliner and black fingernail polish, and a teenager with blue hair and a panther tattoo on his shoulder) "Might wanna just listen to your friend."

Grimmjow- (puffing his chest out, as if threatened) "The last time I listened to him, I was sexually assaulted by four ugly ass sorority girls."

Security guard- (looks at him, confused)

Grimmjow- "Never mind. (steps out of the line and the security guard begins waving the wand from top to bottom) What you lookin for, bro? If you're looking for any fucks I give, I'm fresh out."

Security guard- "Watch your mouth, young man. I don't care to do this any more than you care to be here. (wand reacts over his back pocket) Please take out whatever is in your back pocket."

Grimmjow- (crosses his arms) "I ain't got shit in my pocket, man."

(security guard gives him stern look)

Ulquiorra- "If you don't hurry up, Grimmjow, you'll be the one explaining to Harribel why we're late."

Grimmjow- (flicks his head back) "She can kiss my ass. I'll take my time, doing what the fuck I want."

Harribel- (walks up to the metal detector with Nel and Starrk, placing their belongings in bins) "Oh really, Grimmjow? –tauntingly- Please, take your sweet time."

Grimmjow- (shudders) "Alright, whatever… (reaches into his back pocket, his face changing from dismay to surprise as he found the nail clippers) Wait a second… (looks over to Harribel as she smiles innocently) You planted this!"

Security guard- (irritated) "Please take it out of your pocket, sir."

Harribel- (still smiling) "What are you talking about?"

Grimmjow- (steps toward Harribel, his hand still in his back pocket) "Ohh, I am gonna wipe that look off your fuckin face."

Security guard- "Sir, I'm telling you to remove it from your pocket and hand it to me."

Grimmjow- (pulls the nail clippers from his pocket and holds them in a threatening position) "Shut the fuck up already! They're just—"

Security guard- (face twists in horror and pulls out a tazer) –yells as loud as possible- "NAIL CLIPPERS!"

Grimmjow- (starts to turn around) "What the fuck man? Why are you yell-"

(4 security guards taze him until he falls to the ground and twelve more pile on him trying to disarm him)

Harribel- (laughing as they watched Grimmjow being tazed, trampled, and subdued by security) "I told you."

Starrk- (laughing his ass off) "That's fucking hilarious."

(Nel and Ulquiorra start laughing, hearing Grimmjow swearing to kill every security guard and Harribel for doing this to him)

Harribel- (clears the metal detector along with Starrk and Nel, then leans down to Grimmjow as his face is being pressed to the floor and is being placed in handcuffs, shaking off the effects of the tazers) "We'll send someone to pick you up once you're done being detained. Try not to get yourself into even more trouble."

Grimmjow- (grunts and looks up at Harribel as she begins to walk away) –yelling- "I'm gonna beat your ass, Harribel! Get the fuck off of me you mother-" (security guard tazes him again and knocks him out with a nightstick to the back of the head)

Ulquiorra- (looking back at the swarm of security guards) "Think he'll be okay?"

Harribel- (shrugs nonchalantly) "Eh, who cares? Maybe if he's lucky, they'll cavity search him while he's unconscious, instead of waking him up first."

Starrk- "Remind me not to ever piss you off."