Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Chocolate Kisses
Italics = Sasuke's thoughts
Ch 1: hot and cold
Sasuke looked up as the door opened, suddenly he couldn't breath. Standing in the doorway was an angel, an angel who ruled the sun and was dominated by the moon. The silver jewelry he wore contrasted beautifully with his golden skin and sunshine hair. Safire eyes blinked at Sasuke when he stood up in the oddly still class room. He walked over to the new student who instantly looked down, reaching into his bag. For the first time Sasuke noticed the bandages on the angel's cheeks, he suddenly had to fight a strange urge to rip off the bandages and kiss away any hurt. What???? Why though? I'm not gay so why do I want him so? When the angel looked up again Sasuke held out his hand and introduced himself.
"Sasuke Uchiha, student council Vice President."
The angel smiled a sweet innocent simile; with a mischievous sparkle in his eyes he took Sasuke's hand, placing something hard in it. Oh! Wow, his hands are so small! And so soft! I want him to stroke me!!!! WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? Why do I keep having these thoughts about him?
"Naruto Uzumaki, new student," he smirked "and chocoholic. Nice to meet you."
Naruto removed his hand from Sasuke's –almost reluctantly-, reached into his bag, and pulled out a chocolate kiss. This earned a few smiles from the shocked class, and allowed them to relax a bit. Sasuke looked at the object in his hand – it was another of the same. He looked up just at the moment that the chocolate kiss disappeared into those luscious, black lined lips. The three lip rings in the corner of the blond's mouth didn't bother Sasuke as he had expected them to, in fact they intrigued him. Suddenly the bubble that had formed around the two boys burst when Neji walked up next to Sasuke, and extended his hand.
"Neji Hyuga, Student Council President." Do you need a guide Uzumaki-san? I'd be happy to appoint one for you."
Naruto's tiny, almost girlish hand closed around Neji's larger one. He smirked at Neji's instant look of disapproval when he saw the long, black painted nails. Sasuke on the other hand couldn't help but to think of how those nails would feel against his chest and back when he was inside Naruto. What was wrong with him? Uchihas are not gay. So why…???AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! But his mask would not fall.
"Eh, I don't really care. If I don't have a guide I'll probably get lost," he lifted one shoulder in an elegant shrug. "But on a new student's first day I think the teachers should be a bit lenient." His lazy, arrogant smile showed that he knew that the teachers were extremely strict here – and didn't care.
"Um, I'll be your guide until you have figured this school out." Neji almost stared at Sasuke in shock before he caught himself.
"Sure, if you want." Naruto ate another chocolate kiss, and smirked when the two boys jumped as the teacher opened the door. The class started murmuring; Kakashi –their homeroom teacher- was never on time.
"Hate to break up this love fest…" at this the less obsessed students in the class giggled, and the obsessed ones either glared or growled "but I have to take attendance. OH! And you must be naru-chan, good! You found your homeroom"
Everyone stared at their masked teacher.
"You know you're not allowed to call me that, kaka-nii, Ba-chan said so." Naruto smirked as the silver haired man turned an interesting shade of purple under his mask.
"I don't see her here! And I'm not being raised by Iruka! I'm fucking him, I would like to be fucking this new sex god. so if you're gonna give me a nickname, it better be re--" Kakashi's snarl was cut off
"Ka-san??? Yuck! Hell no!!!! I think I'll just leave it at Kakashi for now, unless you and Iruka get married…" Naruto let his voice trail off and allowed a smirk to begin on his suddenly demonic face.
"GET TO YER SEATS NOW OR YER GONNA RERET EVER COMIN' TO THIS'ER SCHOOL"
"Don't got a seat" this from Naruto
"SIT NEXT TO SASUKE THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto smirked as he followed Sasuke to his seat, totally comfortable with the situation he was in. Sasuke, on the other hand, was very uncomfortable. For the first time in his life, he couldn't judge how somebody would react before he did something, he couldn't predict the day, the hour, or even the next minute. For once there was a variable that actually varied, rather than just wavered. He was very interested in what would happen, with this new student to spice life up. Of this new student, there were many questions that he wanted to ask, but he wasn't sure if he would be allowed, or if he would get an answer. He had to get to know this strange boy- no it would be wrong to call him a boy, this man, before he did anything he might regret. How was one supposed to handle an angel who could slip into the world of demons any second?
"Okay. I don't care what your excuses are, nobody talks, nobody gets up, nobody passes notes, and nobody leaves until the bell rings."
Everybody was confused, usually the strange teacher let them do whatever they wanted as long as they weren't loud (cuz that kept them quiet). Mostly people just stared, but some idiots started to whisper
"OY!!!! I SAID NO TALKING!! THE OPPOSIET OF WHAT YOU NORMALLY DO SO THAT MEANS ANYBODY WHO USUALLY TALKS LOUDLY IS SILENT!!!!"
"So if we are all doing the opposite of what we normally do does that mean that those who are normally silent have to talk loudly?"
There was a collective gasp from the entire room and Sasuke looked at the blond demon sitting next to him, but he looked just as surprised as everyone else, then he cocked his head to the side (looking just like a fox) as he turned to stare at Shikomaru. Shikomaru, for once, was sitting straight up in his chair staring at the teacher.
"Cuz, you know that would be way too troublesome."
The class, excluding Naruto and Sasuke, immediately covered their mouths with their hands or bit something in order to not laugh.
Suddenly Naruto spoke; the fear in his voice was obvious.
"You should not have done that"
"Interesting, that a genius like you should be so stupid." Kakashi's voice was calm. Way to calm. "So you want to be funny? TRY BEING HUNG OUT THE WINDOW BY YOUR ANKLES! NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY…WANNA TRY?!?!?!?"
Shikomaru's eyes widened and he began to shake his head, before he could, though, Tsunade, the school principal walked in. Without saying a word she walked over to Kakashi and hit him on the back of the head.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?? I TOLD YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HAVING TO TEACH NARUTO YOU DO NOT GET PERMISSION TO SCARE HIM OR ANY OF YOUR STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto breathed a small sigh of relief, as the headmaster continued to yell at the teacher. Sasuke was intrigued, and finally decided it was safe to ask one or two questions.
"Um, what just happened?" a simple enough question, and any sensible person would have asked it, especially of the person who was most comfortable with Kakashi. Naruto looked at Sasuke for a moment, as if he was assessing him.
"Kakashi snapped a bit. He really doesn't like me, mostly because I take away Iruka's attention. Iruka's Kakashi's lover and Kakashi-sensi tends to be a bit selfish about him."
"FUCK YOU NARUTO THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY PERSONAL LIFE!!!"
"SHUT UP RETARD!!!" Kakashi was yelled the second he started to yell at Naruto again. Naruto sighed again and leaned back in his chair, placing his hands behind his head. Sasuke was intrigued and opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off before he could begin.
"I wouldn't talk anymore right now if I were you"
"Okay…?"
Naruto smirked and closed his eyes, Sasuke turned back to the front of the room where his teacher was still getting reamed.
"3…" Sasuke turned back to watch. "2…" Sasuke glanced at Naruto and back to their teacher. "1."
"FUCK YOU TSUNADE!!!!!!! I DON'T NEED YOU!!! YOU ARE NOT ME MOTHER I DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TO"
"HE SAYS LIKE A TEENAGER!!! I MAY NOT BE YOUR MOTHER BUT NOT ONLY AM I OLD ENOUGH BUT I AM ALSO YOUR BOSS!!!!" tsunade's voice lowered