A/N: My second Vampire Knight story that I ever wrote! Enjoy the randomness, because obviously it sucks! T.T

Disclaimer: No own Vampire Knight that credit goes to Matsuri Hino

Its been 2 years since we've left Cross Academy, I left with my 'beloved girl' Yuki and from there on out I thought it would all get better.

I want to kill myself

I admit it, I Kaname Kuran pureblood extraordinaire, want to kill the so called 'Pureblood Princess' She is a total brat, keeps on saying Kaname-Sempai, Kaname-Sempai! And keeps demanding: 'KANAME!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!?!' 'KANAME-SEMPAI!!! I WANT MY BLOOD DAMMIT!!!' and lets not forget one of my favorites! 'KANAME! I NEED MORE PORN!!!!'

I should have taken Kiryuu-kun he would have been a much better mate then the 'pureblood princess'.

"KANAME!!!!"

Speak of the devil

"KANAME, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? YOU SHOULD BE IN HERE GIVING ME BLOOD!! KANAME!!!!!!!!!!!"

I could feel my head ready to explode with her high pitched voice.

"Yuki, I am right here please calm down."

"KANAME!!! I WANT YOUR BLOOD!!'

She obviously meant it since any minute now I was positive that I would blow up at the sound of her voice and it would rain blood ruining the white walls of the mansion.

Of course uh, the hunter association uh got information from somewhere, where I honestly don't know *sweat drop* and are coming to kill me and Yuki…. It's only a matter of time…

"Uh, Yuki darling…?"

"WHAT!!!!"

"Uh, I'm going to go get some, uh…. Porn! For you!"

"OH! Well okay! Bye Kaname-oniisama!"

She kissed me on the cheek and for that split second I felt… guilty! Until she said, "And Kaname? Go get laid."

No one speaks to Kaname Kuran like that.

So I left, and when I came back around 3:38 AM I saw who the assigned mission was sent to.

It was Zero! And he ate my porridge and broke my chair, and also fell asleep in my bed… I saw Yuki on the floor bleeding she gave me the saddest eyes and said

"Kaname help me!"

Of course I was kinda hungry so I ate her…. And she melted into a puddle...

And then Zero woke up.

"Kuran"

"Kiryuu-kun"

"You didn't even save Yuki.

"Why would I? She's a brat."

"I see…"

"Wanna make-out?"

"Why not?"

And that's why Zero is the new prince of the vampires!

A/N: Wow that was stupid… I don't think its funny but kinda retarded But then again I am a perfectionist…..

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