We Are Not Insane
Summary: Shego and Drakken are mistakenly taken to Arkham Asylum in Gotham after another ridiculously failed plot to take over the world. Not good.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible, at all. All rights go to Disney, of course.
Chapter One:
"Get your hands off me! Do you know who I am?!" Shouted a confused and enraged Doctor Drakken. Currently, he wae being escorted to the back of a police van by men wearing typical police armour. Two of the men had hold of his elbows as his wrists were cuffed in front of him.
He was roughly shoved inside the back of the van, where he fell face first, hitting his face on the floor. He immediately stood back up and turned around only to have a yelling Shego thrown into him. They both fell to the floor again before the doors were closed.
They were consumed by darkness, the only source of light coming from Shego's now lit hands. She looked at her boss, who was sat beside her, in disbelief, "who are these goons? Where's GJ?" She asked. Drakken looked at her, shrugging his shoulders as he took in the events of the last hour.
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Drakken and Shego had recently come to an infmaous city called Gotham to collect some parts for the self-proclaimed Doctor's latest plot.
They had picked up the pieces around an hour ago and loaded them in the trunk of their hover car when suddenly Doctor Drakken told Shego to take a sharp left towards a large tower.
Shrugging and obeying, she did as she was told for once, heading for the large metal structure with loads of wires connected to it and heading in different directions for miles.
The structure was on top of a large building so Shego made short work of avoiding any windows so they wouldn't be seen, and floated up next to the tower.
Drakken dangerously leaned out of the hover car, holding out his recently bought mobile phone.
Shego didn't know what he was doing but she left him to it, knowing it would fail sooner or later due to a certain red headed teen and her buffoon of a sidekick.
Just as the bars displayed on the screen of his mobile were about to reach their peak, a grappling hook flew out of no where and hit the device out of his hand.
Confused, Shego leaned over the edge of the hover car slightly and looked for the owner of the grappling hook. There was no one below them so she settled back, preparing to leave, when Drakken yelled out in surprise. She looked at him and saw him getting pulled out of the car by a black figure in a cape.
She watched as they both disappeared below the car and landed on the roof of the building. For a moment she merely watched as her boss was getting pummelled by the man... thing, before she sighed and jumped out of the car, landing a couple of feet away from them both.
The man wearing a mask and cape left Drakken on the floor, most likely deciding he'd been beaten enough, before focussing on her. She saw he showed a moment of reluctance before pouncing towards her.
She mimicked his movements with her own as she moved backwards, lighting up her hands with her plasma and shooting it at him. He dodged out of the way, only being hit by a few of the bolts, before advancing towards her.
He reached towards his belt, opening one of the pockets, and suddenly throwing something towards her. The spinning thing hit her in the forehead and she was momentarily stunned before getting tackled.
As she hit the floor she lit up her hands in defense, grabbing hold of the man's shoulders when she saw the odd looking handcuffs he took out of his belt. The man seemed to show no discomfort at the fact her glowing, plasma hands were placed upon his shoulders.
One side of the handcuffs was snapped on to her left wrist as she wondered how he could be unaffected by her plasma. She looked to her wrist and stared at the bat-shaped handcuff. Her other wrist was pulled closer to her left one so he could cuff her.
Coming back to her senses, she kicked the odd man in his... sensitive area, and yanked her wrist away to punch him in the jaw. As she was about to make contact, the man was thrown off of her by her boss. Funny, she thought he might have been weeping on the floor at being beaten to a pulp.
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Long story short, both Shego and Doctor Drakken had both been beaten to a pulp by the man, whose name they learned was Batman, and had to wait on the side walk with the stupid man for the GCPD to arrive and take the to Lord knows where.
Yep, they didn't know where they were going. All the knew is they had been found by some guy named Batman and arrested by Gotham City Police Department.
So, they assumed they were going to prison but in a city as shady as this one, one could only hope.
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A/N: Thank you for reading! Tell me what you think! Should I continue?? Should I do more DC/ KP crossovers?