Just a funny one shot.

Disclamers: I do not own Naruto.

Lee sighed as he was forced into a kitchen chair at Garra's house

Lee sighed as he was forced into a kitchen chair at Garra's house.

''What part of I'm not hungry do you not GET?'' Lee said as Garra placed a burger in front of him.

It looked relatively normal.

The plate shock lightly drawing Lee's attention. A pair of black arms shot out as the burger moved off the plate. Lee's eyes bulged out of his head.

''OMG it's...ALIVE!'' Screamed Lee.

''So you think i'm a great cook or what?'' Garra said in response to Lees scream, he just looked innocent in his kiss the cook pink apron and a big smile on his face. Garra finally noticed the burger and whipped out a spatula and whacked it.

''...'' Lee said as his eye twitched.

''Is that all you got?'' Called the black demonic burger. Garra jumped into Lees lap and let out a girlish scream.

''WTF it TALKS!!'' Lee screamed. Garra hugged lee tightly.

''Same me i'm a Kazekage!!'' Garra screamed. They jumped up from the seat.

''TEMARI!!'' Garra screamed running arms high in the air.

''GAI SENSIE!!'' Lee said running in the opposite direction.

''I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.'' Screamed the blackened burger.

'poof' The burger changed into a grinning Naruto who pulled the real burger from his pocked and laughed at his friends reactions.

''That worked well, hey Sasuke.'' Naruto called. Sasuke walked from where he was hiding.

''What a bunch of idiots.'' Sasuke smirked.

''Let's have a taste of the real thing then.'' Naruto said lifting the burger up to his mouth. He was about to take a bite when the burger grew arms and grabbed Naruto's neck.

''Boo.'' Said the burger.

''Ahhh please I can't die I'm Hokage.'' Naruto cried. The burger pushed him to the floor and loomed over him. Naruto scrambled up and ran as fast as he could, losing his pants in the process. He had bunny boxers on.

The burger then turned to Sasuke.

''You don't scare me.' Sasuke stated.

''Itatchi...kicks puppies!!''The burger said. Sasukes eye twitched several times before he turned and ran, screaming.

The burger once again pofed and turned into Ino. Sakura came from the corner with a video camera.

''That will go great on my website.'' Sakura said as Ino took a bite from the burger.

''Sakura this burger's not so bad.'' Ino said as she wrapped her arms around Sakura kissing her on the cheek.

''Lets go upload this on the web, for revenge for Naruto, Saskue, Garra and Lee videoing us in the shower.'' Sakura said as her and Ino walked back to the village passing Kiba who was strung up to a tree by a rope and a sleeping Shikamaru covered in make up.

Revew please it makes me happy.