"Hey Moe, The 1980's Called"
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with The Simpsons or Regular Show. The Simpsons and its characters are owned by FOX Network and Matt Groening and Regular Show are owned by Cartoon Network and JG Quintel. Anyway, here's something different, so here you are!
Moe Slezak, the owner of his own bar, was busy cleaning out beer glasses for tonight. It was a rough time having to serve drunken customers in the middle of the night, but hey, somebody had to do it.
"This sucks," Moe muttered to himself. "All 50 glasses I have to clean to myself, and Barney had to drink 'em all. I swear that guy's got a bladder hard as steel..."
While he was busy slaving away, the phone rang out of nowhere.
"Oh, this better not be that brat that always prank calls me..." Moe sighed.
Putting down the glass, he picked up the phone and spoke into it.
"Listen, you little turd," Moe threatened the caller. "I don't care what you have to say to me, I do not have a leaky bum!"
But much to Moe's surprise, it wasn't Bart Simpson who called him. It was actually a normal sounding guy.
"Yeah, is this Moe's tavern?" The mysterious caller said.
"Yes, what do you want?" Moe replied.
"The 1980's called, they want their bar back!"
And then in an instant, Moe's Tavern suddenly disappeared out of sight! As if it was some sort of sick, yet awesome magic trick! However, the only thing that was left was Moe himself. Standing all alone in an empty space, Moe looked around out of curiosity.
"Okay, what the hell just happened here?" He raised an eyebrow.
However, Barney was walking by and noticed that the bar was gone.
"Hey Moe, what happened to the bar?" He said right to Moe. "Did you move?"
"Oh, I hate my life..." Moe muttered to himself.
Meanwhile, the bar didn't seem to transport anywhere around Springfield.
Instead, it seemed to appear in a grassy field near a house in the local city park. It actually appeared in a different town around a different world. On top of that, a humanoid bluejay and raccoon stood beside the bar with smirks on their faces. Apparently, these two had a lot to do with Moe's bar being missing.
Because the bar was now in Mordecai and Rigby's hands.
"Check it out, bro. Freeeeeeee baaaaaaar!" Mordecai hollered.
"Yeah, now we can have somewhere to go whenever we have to slack off more." Rigby chuckled.
"You know it!" Mordecai smirked.
Feeling the satisfaction from both of their faces, the two hollered out a "WHOOOOOOOOOOA" before entering the bar. Talk about taking candy from a baby. Especially if the type of candy was a bar and the baby was Moe.
It was now apparent to the cranky bartender that his bar was now long gone, but there was a bright side to all of this...
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...at least Bart wouldn't have to prank call him anymore.
Yeah, to be honest, I could really see that happen.
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