The following is a list of FYI's you should know before you read any of my fictions.
A
I'm not a very good writer and due to my inability to pay any real attention to most of my teachers through my years of schooling my grammar and spelling pretty much suck too.
Despite my incapability to learn in a teaching environment I am pretty well off with my life, being a rather successful Licensed Esthetician and all. Such as it is my career hardly requires writing, therefore I cannot be held responsible for most of my grammar. However I am quite capable of helping you with your waxing and skin care questions… if the need arises. ( Also I am an avid supporter of continuous education. Stay in school kids!)
B
WILL DANCE FOR REVIEWS
I require reviews. My self esteem can be unreliable at times you see and I feed off of positive and negative comments. Love me, Hate me, Flame me, whatever I don't care. I am pretty comfortable with myself so hit me with it. A forewarning I'm arrogant, a little rude, hot headed, understanding, and generous, in other words I will love you and hate you back. Oh also, you probably don't want to see me dance…
C.
I write MARY SUES. As much as I have tried to deny this in the past I have come to terms with my utter lack of creativity when it comes to achieving a true original work of fiction albeit art or writing. It's true. I once traced a picture of this girl and guy doing it erased the guy from the picture turned the girl 35degrees and made it look like she was trying to be a bird. Not original at all.
D
I am sarcastic in a way most people will not understand. I am sorry if I offend you or if you mistake my sarcasm for cynicism.
ps
I do spell check, and when I reread thigns for the 100th time I start to see my grammar mistakes. What can I say I'm not perfect