I don't own anyone but the space suit and the ideas!

Harry Potter Adventures Q(' 'Q)

And The Kick a** Kirby

Prologue

It was a almost perfect day at Hogwarts. Only problem was Snape was turned into a magical pukkaah bird.

Snape: I'll get you for this Harry Rotter!

Harry: Hey no fair! You can call us names, but we can't call you names.

This is too much of a corny story. Delete this right NOW!

Chapter 1

Harry meets the kick a** Kirby Q(' 'Q)

And Get a** kicked Waddle Dee

Harry: Hogwarts is too boring now! There's no more Voldemort because I killed him in the 5th book! Hey, Ron! What is that brown ball thing and pink ball thing doing there?

Ron: urr… (retardedly ) I don't know

Hermione: It looks like the kick a** puffballs from Dream Land. But the brown one doesn't look like he can kick a**.

Kirby: WHY ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT US! IM GONNA KICK YOU'RE A**!!!

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Harry: HAHA! Ron! You got beaten byt a 8inch puffb-OW!!!!!!!

Kirby: I am Kirby! The kick a** purffball! Q(' 'Q) O=(' 'Q)

Hermione: OW!

Kirby: I KICK A**

Waddle Dee: I get my a** kicked! Q(' 'Q) Q(O=) (Q)

Kirby: (' ') Do the hokey pokey! (^^) (^^) OH YEAH!

Harry and Ron joined up with Kirby. Everytime Draco teased Harry for hanging out with Kirby, Kirby did his whop whop dance. O=(^^Q) (^^)=O

Draco: L OW! No fair! You get a kick a** puffball and a get a** kicked puff ball… HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Kirby: Q(OOQ) YOU GAY IMBOSOL!!!!! O=(Q)

Waddle Dee: (O=) Q(Q) OOPS!

Kirby: Use your pathetic wand and I'll wear my Super Spance Suit! Q(Q)

Draco: Oh I'm so scared! NYAH NYAH!

Kirby: LASER GUN! ==================|||||(Q)

Draco: OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! L

Waddle Dee: That's the end of chapter one! Q(O=) OW! Q(Q)

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How was it! Hope you enjoyed! Bye bye and wait untill next chapter! Here is the boat I prepared for you. ( Kirby and Waddle Dee will show you it!) And balloon.

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