People thought that star
would fall in the morning,
but he fell at noon.
Apocalypse withered, plans
askew, and he
sat in the corner
to stew.
People thought the antichrist
would burn down the world soon as he could find a match,
but he had deals to break and books to read.
Apocalypse dithered, demons
flew, and he
unluckily lost
his shoe.
People thought the world
would end with a bang
but it ends with a song, or not at all.
Apocalypse slithered, Satan
knew, and he
slithered into
one of you.
People thought the man
in Sam's jacket was Sam.
He was not.