Ripplezrain: Just a bunch of weird nonsense.I was bored. It's a parody to Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Its kinda cute though!

Vegeta: *Snorts*

Ripplezrain: Disclaimer!

Vegeta: Raditz is dead.

Ripplezrain: Who cares?!

Vegeta: Ripplezrain is insane. She hates candy canes. That's my poem.

Ripplezrain: DISCLAIMER!

Vegeta: Ripplezrain is dumb enough to hate candy canes so she obviously isn't smart enough to invent DBZ or Rudolf.

Ripplezrain: Grrrr.

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Raditz the Long-Haired Saiyan

Raditz the long-haired saiyan

Had very very long hair (Like Rapunzel)

And if you ever saw it

It would probably make you very scared (AAAAHHHH!!!!!)

All of the other saiyans

Used to point and call him a girl

They wouldn't let poor Raditz

Blow up any planets or worlds. (Like Namek)

Then one busy violent day

Frieza came to say (Mwahaha)

Raditz with your hair so long

Make sure that these planets are gone

And all of the other saiyans

Got blown up to smithereens.

Raditz the long-haired saiyan.

You are very cruel and mean.

I hope your hair turns chlorine green. (WHAT?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!)

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Ripplezrain: Do you like?!

Vegeta: No.

Ripplezrain: *Swats with her brand new fly swatter of calamity.*