So here I am, wandering about in the fields of Lon Lon Ranch. That stupid Malon girl is singing again. I hate that song. Can't she sing something else? Can't she sing words? I mean c'mon, what's with her and that horse? Nobody ever sings a song for me, the noble cuckoo! I've had it here. Nobody cares about me! Everyday, that stupid horse runs me over, and ever Malon sings that stupid song, and everyday I wake up that lazy fat neglective father, and everyday I hobble to and fro pondering my existence! Everyday it starts the same! Good greif! That's it, I'm leaving!
Okay, I've been hopping around for a while, trying to get out of this redundant milk farm, with only two cows.... Hey why the hell do they have so many horses?! They never go anywhere. They sit there and sing to them! They just wander around naying and ruining the grass. And people think cuckoos are useless. Jeez.Hey look, there is something shiny over there....
Ha! That stupid girl left the gate open...she was probably thinking about that horse again...that can't be healthy. I'm free at last! Free at last! God almighty I'm free at last! Hooray! Hey, it's getting dark...really fast.... I've never been out of the ranch at night before. What the? Omigod! It's comming after me! Oh no! Help! What the hell is it? Why is it following me?! Woe is me! What's up with the outside world? Evil dead people just pop out of the ground? What's up with that? Oh no, another one! Ah! Poe!! Why is he on fire?! My tail!! Good Lord! It's on fire! Call the colnel! I'm fried! I've got an idea! Instead of running around, I'll fly over the river and run up those stairs to Korkorio Village. Here I go. Yes! I'm flying! No, wait, I'm falling, with style!
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Okay, I've been hopping around for a while, trying to get out of this redundant milk farm, with only two cows.... Hey why the hell do they have so many horses?! They never go anywhere. They sit there and sing to them! They just wander around naying and ruining the grass. And people think cuckoos are useless. Jeez.Hey look, there is something shiny over there....
Ha! That stupid girl left the gate open...she was probably thinking about that horse again...that can't be healthy. I'm free at last! Free at last! God almighty I'm free at last! Hooray! Hey, it's getting dark...really fast.... I've never been out of the ranch at night before. What the? Omigod! It's comming after me! Oh no! Help! What the hell is it? Why is it following me?! Woe is me! What's up with the outside world? Evil dead people just pop out of the ground? What's up with that? Oh no, another one! Ah! Poe!! Why is he on fire?! My tail!! Good Lord! It's on fire! Call the colnel! I'm fried! I've got an idea! Instead of running around, I'll fly over the river and run up those stairs to Korkorio Village. Here I go. Yes! I'm flying! No, wait, I'm falling, with style!
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