On the first day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all.
On the second day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the third day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the fourth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him four calling birds, three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the fifth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the sixth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him six gees a laying FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the seventh day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the eighth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the ninth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him nine ladies dancing with the nazgul, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the tenth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing with the nazgul, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the eleventh day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him elevan pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing with the nazgul, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all
On the twelfth day of Christmas the dark lord we gave to him twelve drummers drumming, elevan pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing with the nazgul, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming in the halls of stone, six gees a laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS not one, four calling birds three French hens for the elven kings, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree to rule them all in the lands of mordor where the pear tree lies.