A.N/ Hey everyone. So this is my very first 'Twilight' fanfic. I've read the books, watched the movies *well except Breaking Dawn of course.* I practically obsessed with the whole saga. I haven't done anything like this before, so I really, really, really hope you like this. And yes, this is what you call a 'Jalice' story. I know you probably all thought it would be The famous Edward and Bella, but… I wanted to try this.
Summary: Mary Alice Brandon and Jasper Whitlock. Two people, who met when they were 4 years old in the park, where they bumped into each other, causing Jasper to spill his cheery juice on Alice's brand new Barbie dress… ever since they have been… mortal enemies. They can not stand each other, but they are forced to share the same friends, school, classes and soon after an unexpected, little surprise for both of them. They though they have gone through it all, but what happens when parenthood comes by? Will it make it worse, or will they get through it together and learn to get a long and love each other? Find out in My childhood enemies child.
(All Human)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, it belongs to Stephanie Meyer (:
Alice's POV:
I was standing in front of my door, above watching the clock, as the minutes passed by slowly… slower than usual. It was driving me crazy! I could hear my parents shouting from the living room, unfortunately arguing again, which wasn't helping. I was tapping my foot, my arms crossed over my chest, waiting patiently for them to arrive.
"Oh, don't worry Alice; we'll be there in 5!" 5 my ass! It's been 20 minutes! It's a world wide crises over here and they are fooling around like children! I was so nervous; I brought my hand up to my mouth, starting to chew on my nails. Something didn't sound right in that. Chew on my nails… HOLY SHIT! MY MANICURE! They SO own me! Now this was just great! My manicure with baby kitties and shiny rainbows was ruined! As soon as I heard a very familiar sound, a smile spread across my face. The sound of a car pulling over. Hallelujah! Five… four…three…two… BOOM!
The door slammed open with Rose and Bella, staring me with wide eyes, waiting for an answer
"Well it's about time you showed up!" I frowned taking my purse
"Mary!" I heard my father yell from the living room. What it kill him every once and awhile to just call me ALICE, for crying out loud?
"Just a second." I sighed and walked to the living room "Yes?" I questioned
"Where are you going?" he groaned
"… Out with Rose and Bella?"
"I want you to buy something before you come back." He said carefully
"Oh, goodies! What is it?" I asked exited
He sighed and walked closer to me, before whispering what he wanted in my ear. My jaw dropped to the floor, as I stared at my mother, who was sitting on the couch with a goofy smile, her hand resting on her stomach. No. Fuckin`-freakin`. Way … Oh my I'm starting to sound like Emmett. Not good…
"You want me to buy a what!" I squeaked 7 octaves higher
"John, I am NOT, I repeat, I AM NOT peeing on another of those damn sticks! Alice if you buy it, we both perfectly know it's going in your father and guess where the entrance is! End of the story!"
"Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH! You're pregnant!" I squealed happily, pulling her off the couch, embracing her in one of Emmett's bone crushing bear hugs. I've had a lot of experience, so…
"This is perfect! I am SOOOOOOOO going shopping! Lots and lots and lots of pink! I'm going to buy baby booties, dresses, dollies and-"
"Sweetie, calm down! I don't know if it's a girl or a boy. I'm only about 2 weeks, I mean me and your dad had-"
"Uh-oh, please, please, please do not talk about your sex life with dad." I warned, making a grossed out face.
"Sorry." She giggled
"Wow, wow! You're pregnant?" Rosalie screamed pointing at me
"What? Rosal-" I started, but she cut me off
"I fucking knew it! I JUST KNEW IT! Who's is it! OH MY GOD! It's Emmett's! IT'S EMMETTS ISN`T IT? That's why he's been working late with Edward! OH! Did you have a threesome? SHIT! You don't know who's the father! HOLY-" she got cut off, by Bella, who covered her mouth, her cheeks flushing
"I'm sorry. She couldn't help, but overhear you talking about texts and babies, but I guess she didn't hear that FANNIE, Rosalie, is the pregnant one." She explained, uncovering Rosalie's mouth.
Her jaw and eyes were open wide, she started saying something, but nothing came out
"You, I, I mean, we, you are the pregnant one?" Rosalie questioned, pointing at my mother
"Yes." She giggled quietly
"I'm… Oh my god! I'm so so so so so so SO sorry!" she started apologizing
I giggled hysterically and linked hands with Rose and Bella, to drag them away, before they overhear something again and they jump to the conclusion I'm lesbian or something much, much worse. Like me liking Jasper. I mean SERIOUSLY ME liking Jasper Whitlock. I laughed at the thought
"So about the text… do I have to buy it or not?" I asked
"Yes."
"No."
"Oh…kay? I'll just… go and if you decide anything, call me." I giggled and walked outside with Rosalie looking quiet embarrassed and Bella giggling beside me
"Rose." I sighed, making her stop
"Would it… help if I said Oops?" she asked with a nervous laugh
"Not quite. Seriously Rose! Threesome? WITH EMMETT! I mean he's like … the fluffy big brother I never had and Edward… well he's hot, but no. That would be plain gross!" I shook my head, jumping in the car
"So let's ask… hypothetically, of course, if you actually were pregnant that you would prefer the baby's father to be, someone like, I don't know, a boy who we'd like to call Jasper?" Bella asked raising her eyebrow, with a grin.
Wait, wait, WAIT! Back up a little people, back up a little…No, I take my words back; it would be much, MUCH worse if the father of my unborn baby was that …thing named Jasper Whitlock.
"Okay, so I was a little overreacting about Emmett and Edward, it would be just terrible, if… eww, I cant even say it!" I squealed, covering my eyes
"Oh, come on! You've known each other since like forever; would it kill you if you talk with him like he's a normal human being?" Rosalie asked
"He is not what you call a normal human being. He is a stupid, masochistic monster, who adores to torture me and WILL do that for the rest of my life, hell even haunt me in heaven!" I squeaked
"What makes you think you are going in heaven?" Bella giggled
"I'm not evil. I've never killed someone; I've never killed even a fly! Why go to hell?" I questioned confused
"Because you aren't giving Jazz a chance." She pointed out
Come again? "Excuse me?"
"Don't take it the wrong way Ali. I'm not asking you to like date him, but at least try and be his friend." She smiled lightly
"Be his friend? Be friends with Jasper? You can not be serious, haven't we talked about this? I don't want being his friend, as he much as he doesn't so…" I smiled widely, as Rosalie pulled over at the mall
"Okay, lets change the subject! Let's talk about something interesting like… Rosalie's bir-" I started, but Bella interrupted me by kicking my knee, which caused me to groan "I-I mean Rosalie's birth! Yeah! Where were you born again?" I asked, raising an eyebrow
"New York?" she said, narrowing her eyebrows together
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight." I said, rubbing my kicked knee, glaring at Bella. Okay, her birthday is on the 10th of October, which gives us… 2 days. Very short time, for someone, but not me. I'm an expert in doing stuff in the last moment. We're actually planning a surprise party at Emmett's, who is taking her out for the night on the 9th of October, but he will bring her back a minute before midnight, and we'll be partying all night! Awesome! All mine idea! Wellllllll… Bella helped a little. A little, but I planed everything.
"NO WAY! 50% OFF!" I screamed, as I spotted my favorite shop. Can this day get any better?
I ran in with Rosalie quickly behind and Bella walking slowly as usual … I mean, who can resist shopping? I guess, Bella. Rose and I bought lots and lots of dresses, Bella just watching… no, no, and definitely no. I couldn't let her stand there and buy absolutely nothing. I smiled evilly and bough her a couple of tank tops, skirts, high heels, stuff she rarely wears, but I know Edward will flip when he sees her.
We were walking out of the shop with tones of bags in her hands, when someone bumped into me, causing me to fall and drop the bags.
"Watch where you're going you moron!" I growled, rubbing my head, as Rose and Bella kneeled next to me, helping me and comforting me
"Moron. Well that's old. You have nothing new? What a shocker!" A very familiar voice mocked shock. Aw come on! I was having the perfect day and now THIS comes out of no where!
"Whitlock." I scoffed
"Brandon." He smiled, as he took my hand and pulled me up. Yeah, now I have to disinfect my hand!
"Why did you have to come and ruin my day?" I frowned
"You said it girl. Ruin your day now, aren't you a smarty?"
"Smarter than you." I turned my back to him, just to be picked up by Emmett, who spin me around, causing me to giggle loudly and hug him tight
"What? Aren't you happy to at least see me?" he asked, playing hurt
"Oh, of course I'm happy to see you snuggle puss." He helped me climb onto his shoulders. He was so tall, as if I was on the top of the world.
"Bow in front Princess Mary Alice Brandon! Ruler among us all!" he yelled, everybody's attention was on us. That's why I loved spending time with Emmett, he always knew what to do or say to make me smile, no I'm sorry to make me laugh! Unlike Jasper, who always knows what to say to bring my spirit down.
I turned my attention to Edward, who has thrown Bella over his shoulder with her hitting and pinching him while laughing. God, aren't they cuter than a pack of newborn puppies! I heart the ring tone Can't be tamed by Miley Cyrus. Ohhhhh, I love that song!
I started singing along with the song, when I was rudely interrupted by Jasper
"I can't be tamed; I can't be blamed blah blah blah… You sound worse than my cat, when it was choking tuna fish." He laughed
"Oh Jazzy, you're hilarious! You should be a comedian!" I said sarcastically
"I'm a riot." He grinned, just when Bella picked it up
"Hello?" she said with a boring tone, not really caring who it was "What? … Shut. Up. … SHUT! UP! … Okay, okay, see you at school Angie." She squeaked, before hanging up
"What? WHAT?" I squealed exited, as I jumped up and down on Emmett's shoulders
"Hot. New. Gossip. About. You AND Cody!" she giggled
"Oh my gosh! Cody? As in Cody Wilson? As in Cody Wilson from California!" I took Emmett's hair in my hands and hold onto it tight
"How many Cody Wilson's do you actually know?" Edward chuckled
"Shut up! Anyways The Cody Wilson from California will ask you out tomorrow at lunch!" Bella screamed, joined by Rosalie, who was joined by me, as I pulled onto Emmett's hair
"OWW!" He cried
"Oh! Emmett I'm soooo sorry, I'm just, screw your hair, CODY WILSON IS ASKING ME OUT!" I squeaked, as I jumped off of him
"Who told you?" I asked
"Wellllll Cody told Eric, who told Tyler, who told Mike, who told Jessica, who told Katie, who told Annie, who told Angie, who told me and I told you… aaaannnddd Rosie, Emmy, Jazz and Eddie!" she jumped up
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Uh-oh huge problem, huge problem!" I kept repeating
"What? What? Ohh… don't worry Alice, I'm … absolutely sure your father wont… hit your future boyfriend with a spatula this time… it was a mistake." Rose rubbed my shoulder.
"Thanks Rosalie! Now I have to worry about that too!" I whined
"Ohhhh… sorry. Then… what did you mean?" she asked
"I have nothing to wear!"
"Seriously Alice? Absolutely nothing? Noooooooooo … you did not buy all of those bags FULL of clothes laying on the ground. Of course not… " Bella rolled her eyes
"Okay, fine. I have the clothes, but because of you two." I said as I pointed to Rosalie and her "Earlier when I was waiting for you, I was so exited and nervous, because you too were very late and I started pitting on my nails and… and… LOOK!" I shrieked, revealing my ruined manicure.
"Kitties and rainbows… wow … how mature!" Jasper laughed
"Watch it Whitlock! Or I'm telling the whole school your room is full of dolls!" I warned firmly
"They are called action figures!" he corrected, while groaning.
"So? We got yourselves a deal or what?" I asked with a big smile
"Deal…" he murmured
"Perfect." I pulled out my phone and dialed my manicurist, who was my mothers best friend Abigail/Abby
"Hello?" she spoke
"Hey Abby? It's Alice. I need a huge favor. I know your schedule is full for the whole month, but thanks to Rosalie and Isabella I ruined my manicure and I think a boy I really, really, really like is asking me out and—" I was explaining, but she cut me off
"Say no more honey. I'll clear everything up and this afternoon, my whole attention will be on you. Can you come after…maybe two hours?" she asked
"Perfect. Thank you SO much. I'll see you later Abby. Bye bye."
"Bye darling." She said, before I hung up with a smile
"Who said I can't get everything I want?" I smirked at them and picked up my bags and started walking towards a cute little coffee shop
Jasper's POV
Oh, Alice … I'll give you a date with Cody Wilson you will NEVER forget…
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