This is just some weird thing I thought up. It started out that I mispronounced fridge, I called it fudge, and so me and my sister began discussing codes. Then I had something along the lines of this convesation with myself.
Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine, I just think of strange, random things for them to do.
Most of the Cullen's was sitting in their living room. Edward and Bella were on the couch, Alice, Rosalie and Jasper were in comfy chairs scattered around the room, and Carlisle and Esme were on the love seat. Emmett was the only one missing. Suddenly he bounded in and announced,
"I have to go sit on a potatoe." Every one stared at him.
"You have to go sit on a what?" Jasper asked.
" A potatoe." Emmett said as he flopped into a chair.
"Emmett, that's a chair."
"Yes, but its also a potatoe."
"What?"
"It's a secret code word! You didn't read the maneul of extremely awesome Cullen code words?"
"What code?"
"THE code."
"Emmett there is no code."
"Yes there is!"
"No there isn't."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"I see. This is code number 7. Argue about the existence of a code to mask the codes existence."
"No, the code just doesn't exist."
"Good argueing to protect the code."
"Emmett there is no code!!! And Im argueing because Im right."
"But there is the secret Cullen code."
"Why would we have a code anyway?"
"Two reasons. One, we're awesome. Two, we need to protect our secrets."
"Like what?!?" Emmett stared pointedly at Bella and whispered darkly.
"You know, the fact we're vampires?"
"Emmett, that's in public. Bella knows our secret. And what would a chair have to do with it."
"Be careful, the darkness is approaching." Emmett raced out of the room.
"That was odd."Bella said. Edward replied,
"No Bella, that's just Emmett."
Can you please reveiw? I want to see if anyone likes it.