"Rejected Gundam Wing Commercials"
By: Shi-chan
Rating: G
Warnings: Relena!!! *everyone screams*
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but one day I hope to own Duo. *grins*
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Yay! Now I get to torture my little GW boys!! *smile smile*
Duo: 0.o
Heero: Omae o korosu, Shi-chan no baka.
Shi-chan: *takes away Heero's gun* You're only 15! You're *not* allowed to play with guns!
Heero: *sweat drop* You're only 13!!
Shi-chan: *sticks tongue out at Heero* Yeah, well I'm writing the fic! Nyah!
Duo: *blink blink*
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*Master Card Commercial*
::Sally Po appears on screen combing her hair::
Comb: $5
::Quatre appears brush teeth::
Toothbrush: $2.49
::Relena appears in blue evening gown::
Relena's Evening Gown: $2999.99
::Heero appears with gun to Relena's head::
Hero Killing Relena: Priceless
There are some things money just can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card.
*Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Commercial*
Shi-chan: How Relena Peacecraft eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
::Relena appears on screen, staring at Reese's::
Relena: I can't eat you! Heero promised he'd kill me!
Peanut Butter Cup: ::is silent, as most Peanut Butter Cups are::
Relena: What?! I'm no fool! Heero ::will:: kill me! I promise you that!
Peanut Butter Cup: ::still silent::
Relena: ::Evil glare:: Don't insult Heero! He will kill me! ::eats the Peanut Butter Cup:: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT NOW?!
Shi-chan: There's only one *wrong* way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
*Twinkies Commercial*
::a woodpecker is shown on screen::
::Duo walks by::
::woodpecker dives at Duo, and starts pecking evilly upon his head::
Woodpecker: Hey! Where's the cream filling?!
::cream seeps out of Duo's head where his brain supposedly was::
Woodpecker: Now that's the stuff! Hostess!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: I'm just running outta ideas, ain't I? Well, if you've got any and you'd like to give them to me, and I use them, I *will* give *you* credit. Much thankies!!
~Shi-Chan Meows~ =^o^=
By: Shi-chan
Rating: G
Warnings: Relena!!! *everyone screams*
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but one day I hope to own Duo. *grins*
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Yay! Now I get to torture my little GW boys!! *smile smile*
Duo: 0.o
Heero: Omae o korosu, Shi-chan no baka.
Shi-chan: *takes away Heero's gun* You're only 15! You're *not* allowed to play with guns!
Heero: *sweat drop* You're only 13!!
Shi-chan: *sticks tongue out at Heero* Yeah, well I'm writing the fic! Nyah!
Duo: *blink blink*
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*Master Card Commercial*
::Sally Po appears on screen combing her hair::
Comb: $5
::Quatre appears brush teeth::
Toothbrush: $2.49
::Relena appears in blue evening gown::
Relena's Evening Gown: $2999.99
::Heero appears with gun to Relena's head::
Hero Killing Relena: Priceless
There are some things money just can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card.
*Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Commercial*
Shi-chan: How Relena Peacecraft eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
::Relena appears on screen, staring at Reese's::
Relena: I can't eat you! Heero promised he'd kill me!
Peanut Butter Cup: ::is silent, as most Peanut Butter Cups are::
Relena: What?! I'm no fool! Heero ::will:: kill me! I promise you that!
Peanut Butter Cup: ::still silent::
Relena: ::Evil glare:: Don't insult Heero! He will kill me! ::eats the Peanut Butter Cup:: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT NOW?!
Shi-chan: There's only one *wrong* way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
*Twinkies Commercial*
::a woodpecker is shown on screen::
::Duo walks by::
::woodpecker dives at Duo, and starts pecking evilly upon his head::
Woodpecker: Hey! Where's the cream filling?!
::cream seeps out of Duo's head where his brain supposedly was::
Woodpecker: Now that's the stuff! Hostess!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: I'm just running outta ideas, ain't I? Well, if you've got any and you'd like to give them to me, and I use them, I *will* give *you* credit. Much thankies!!
~Shi-Chan Meows~ =^o^=