Dear paper,
I'm Iggy.
I am a mutant bird kid, going to school.
Yay! (Hint: sarcasm)
Let me back up a little.
After we defeated the, I believe it was the 'uber director'.
Heh heh, uber. I assume every German person is uber. Did you know that Albert Einstein was German. That means that Albert Einstein is uber, how freaking epic is that! I wonder if I'm German. I did meet my parents, but they never really gave me the input on the family tree.
Woe is me.
Wow, did I get off topic or what! Back to our earlier conversation, after we defeated the, I believe it was the 'uber director'. We decided to chill in this random house. That we bought, with money. I don't know where jeb gets that crap, but he does.
And for that we thank you.
Look at me, quoting tosh.o am I weird or what?
well anyways, max's mom came to live with us for the time being. She and Ella decided to live with us until we got another mission.
Don't worry, she made cookies, and good cookies. I can't even make cookies like that.
Sigh.
Did you know, that if you wanted to make a written sigh more epic you just add more I's!
Siiiiiiiigh!
See it's amazing.
Well just the other day she came home with a bunch of notebooks and stuff.
"Guys I have a surprise for you!" more like, you'r going to do what I say, AND LIKE IT.
Max was the first to reply with "what is it, mom"
Max likes to emphasize that she is her mom, Which is understandable for a bird kid.
Well then her mom went into this whole discussion about what an opportunity school would be for us, blah blah blah!
So yeah. School starts tomorrow. Rock on!
(Hint: sarcasm)
There better be some, nice kids. That aren't annoying, and won't take over the world with their overuse of letters. That I don't see anyways.
How does a blind guy write?
Magic.
That's all you need to know.
Guess what I just realized, that's even worse than school. Heck it's even worse than the impending apocalypse! It's worse than… than, well I don't know but I'll find something!
I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE ANY HOT GIRLS!
GODAMMIT.
Woe is me.
-iggy