Authors Note: Yes, a sequel- I also have ones for Labyrinth and X-Men ready to go, and if anyone has any ideas for further Complaints, please let me know. Rating is for language.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned them. I really do. But I don't.
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"Why do they always give me allergies?"
"Why am I always shot?"
"What's with the knife?"
"I didn't know you could do that with scarves."
"!!"
"Another slash site."
"Why do they think I'll sleep with Ez?"
"I honestly don't know, and it's Ez-RA."
"Yeah. Why do they?"
"They gave me a son again."
"My dad is in prison."
"Mine's a Federal Marshal."
"Or an Indian."
"Or Victor Fitzgerald."
"Or Van Helsing."
"Where did that come from?"
"No clue, but it's right there."
"Or Chris."
"Or Josiah."
"I married your nonexistent sister again Buck."
"I married Ezras mom."
"Gawd no. I would not wish that on anyone. I married Chris, Vin, and their respective sisters."
"I married Casey."
"I married Raine."
"That's nice.
"Lucky."
"Bastards."
"That's reasonable."
"!#&#?!"
"Chris marries Mary, Ella, and all our sisters."
"And my muther. Again."
"Save me."
"Who is it this time?"
"I don't want to know."
"Our psyches are scarred enough."
"I'm a Vulcan."
"Cool! What am I?"
"Ensign."
"Awww man."
"We're vampires."
"Knights."
"Mages."
"Fated."
"Destined."
"Total bastards."
"CIA agents."
"FBI agents."
"Doomed."
"Amen."
"I need a drink."
"Shapeshifters!"
"Werewolves!"
"I'm a Two Blood!"
"Gay."
"Save us, Lord."
"I need a drink."
"Let's go."
"()&#?!"
"Drink, Chris, drink."
"Good. Just don't let him drown."
"Better."
"Have anything to say, Chris?"
"Damn fanfic writers."
"More beer."
"Amen."
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