In depth plot summary: Hannah Montana is having a lot more fun than usual as she learns how to party like a celebrity; and the press doesn't even know about it. But as Miley Stewart, things aren't going so hot. One afternoon, Miley and Lily find themselves so frustrated about not having boyfriends that they end up hooking up with each other! Ashley Tisdale guest stars. Meanwhile, Jackson gets a date with this girl who is rumored to be a player who tries to get guys to have gay sex. Just a nasty rumor, right? Well, this makes Jackson very nervous about going on his date, and he debates if he wants to go through with it.
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Chapter 1: "Party it up"
One afternoon, Hannah Montana and Lola Luftnangle were headed for a Hollywood party. Hannah's friend, Traci Vanhorn, was going to be there that night, and Hannah knew Lola just couldn't stand her. So how did she get her to come? She told a white lie. She told her the pop band, Everlife, was going to be there, who Lola was a huge fan of. She felt bad lying to her best friend, but it was the only way she could get her to come to the party with her.
Hannah and Lola entered the foyer of the building where the party was, and boy was Lola exited. Too bad her excitement would soon be ruined.
"I can't believe I'm going to meet Everlife!" exclaimed Lola. "I totally want to ask them about their lyrics! I dance to their music in my underwear! Yeeeeeeeeeeep!"
"Uh, yeah!" said Hannah without much feeling. "It's...really exiting! Can't wait to meet them!"
They entered the room where the party was, and Lola was totally psyched.
"AMBER! SARA! JULIA!" Lola called out sweetly. "WHERE ARE YOU?" Lola looked all around the room, but didn't see Everlife anywhere.
"I don't see them" said Lola disappointed. Suddenly, Traci Vanhorn came up to Hannah.
"Hannah!" called Traci happily.
"Traci!" called Hannah right back. Hannah and Traci greeted each other with a kiss on each cheek (and this time the kisses were real). Lola made a disgusted face.
"Hannah, guess what, I'm going to be a model!" said Traci with a little melody.
"I know!" chimed in Hannah with a melody of her own.
"In just two weeks," stated Traci. "I'll be wearing $7,000 clothes that none of the common girls can possibly afford!"
At the exact moment she said "common girls", she looked at Lola briefly and changed her tone to a bitter tone. Lola couldn't believe she said it like that. She obviously said it just to look down on Lola. It was unbelievable how she was so nice to Hannah and then immediately so mean to Lola.
Lola leaned in to whisper to Hannah. "You didn't tell me she'd be here!" Lola whispered.
Hannah leaned in to Lola. "Uh, yeah, that was something I left out," said Hannah sheepishly. "Because I decided that was relatively unimportant."
"But wait, there's more!" said Traci. "I'm also going to be doing bikini shoots!"
Lola was shocked at Hannah's reaction to this. She smiled with her mouth open, put her hand over her heart, exhaled sharply, and said "Bestow my heart! Oh, I have got to see that!" Oh god, if Hannah liked Traci this much, why didn't the two of them just get a room?
"Oh, shut up!" said Traci playfully. With that, Traci walked away.
"Hannah, you told me Everlife was going to be here!" complained Lola after Traci walked away. "But instead I end up with Cruella Deville?"
Hannah frowned sensitively. "It was the only way I could get you to come with me" said Hannah gently. "And you know I can't have any fun without you."
Lola couldn't withstand Hannah's sensitive act. She was feeling forgiving, but not completely. "I appreciate the sensitivity," said Lola. "But is it just me, or were you just flirting with Traci?"
"Oh, come on!" said Hannah happily. "You know those are just things girls say to each other!"
Lola didn't know whether to be offended or jealous. "Gee, you've never said anything like that to me" said Lola sternly.
Hannah hesitated. "Um...um..." said Hannah. Hannah pulled Lola's collar out and looked down it. "Hey! Nice bra!" said Hannah sheepishly. With that, she smiled and gave Lola a thumbs up.
A little later, Hannah and Lola were dancing on a glowing dance floor at the party. Hannah and Lola didn't really have any guys to dance with, so eventually, Hannah and Lola were dancing with each other, which was far more fun. That is, until Traci came along.
She bumped Lola away from Hannah and said "Don't mind me, I'm cutting in."
This made Hannah a little uncomfortable, but she shrugged it off and started dancing with Traci. This left Lola with anger and no dance partner. As they danced, they ended up about 15 feet away from Lola. Lola observed them for a while. Lola was disgusted with how Traci danced. Considering what she looked like, watching Traci dance was like watching an elderly woman dance.
Lola cupped her hands over her mouth, directed them at Traci, and yelled "YOU CAN'T DANCE!"
Traci herd Lola. "What did she say?" Traci asked Hannah.
"Uh..." said Hannah fearing of the treachery between her two friends. "She said...your dress is from France!"
Traci smiled. "Actually, it's Italian" said Traci in a cocky voice.
After spending a decent amount of time with both Lola and Traci, each of them went separate ways at the party. Hannah was walking out of a room backwards while saying goodbye to Traci.
"Oh, come on, Traci!" said Hannah happily. "You know I'm no diva!" she said with a little laugh.
As she was walking backwards, she wasn't watching where she was going, and bumped into someone. Startled, both Hannah and that person turned around.
"OH! 'Scuse me! Sorry!" said Hannah.
Hannah suddenly gasped when she saw the person she bumped into. She was shocked to see none other than ASHLEY TISDALE standing right before her very eyes! Ashley Tisdale gasped as well!
"You're...you're..." said Hannah stuttering. "You're Ashley Tisdale!"
"And you're...you're..." stuttered Ashley. "You're Hannah Montana!"
They were both very shocked and exited to see each other. They both screamed with joy, hugged, and jumped up and down while hugging and screaming.
"Oh my god!" cried Hannah. "I have been wanting to meet you for so long!"
"Yeah! Same here!" cried Ashley. "Well, I don't mean meet myself, I mean meet you!"
Gee, that sounded a little bit like a line from "High School Musical," but Hannah loved it nonetheless!
"Ashley, you are so funny, blissful, and heart warming both on your T.V. show and in your music!" complimented Hannah.
"And you are so fun, and loving, and you know more than just a thing or two about partying down!" said Ashley as she danced briefly.
Wow, aside from her work in the entertainment industry, Ashley Tisdale sure knew how to make a first impression!
"I just heard about your new CD album, 'Tropical Fantasy.'" said Hannah. "My friend Mike Stan Lee III has a copy of it," said Hannah in a voice trying to make an impression herself. "And I thought it was AWESOME!"
Ashley shrieked with joy. "Yeah!" said Ashley really exited. "Ever since I made the album and shot the video for 'Only if We Try', the guys haven't been able to keep their hands off me!"
Hannah suddenly started to feel squeamish. Ok, that, she could have done without hearing. Ashley Tisdale had been with a lot of guys? Hannah was a celebrity herself, and yet, she had never had very much success with guys. Not as Miley Stewart, not as Hannah Montana. That made her very jealous.
But Hannah didn't want to ruin the beautiful moment, so she just laughed sarcastically. Ashley laughed along with her, even though she was laughing for real, then Hannah stopped and put her hand over Ashley's mouth with an angry look, and said "Don't rub it in."
Ashley looked hurt. "Oh, Hannah, I'm so sorry!" said Ashley sympathetically. "I had no idea! You must think I'm an egomaniac!"
Aww! That was sweet! "Wow, Ashley, you are just like your music and T.V. show suggest" replied Hannah sweetly. Ashley smiled back.
"So, do you have a date for this shindig?" asked Ashley as she shook her arms in a partying way.
Hannah hesitated. "But if you don't, it's ok" said Ashley reassuringly.
"Um," said Hannah. "The closest thing I have to a date is my friend, Lola Luftnangle."
At this point, Hannah knew Ashley wasn't going to make fun of her, but she still felt pretty pathetic (quite unusual for a celebrity). On top of that, although she loved Ashley Tisdale, the name "Ashley" made her a little uncomfortable, because that was the first name of one of her worst enemies.
"Oh, that's ok! More than ok!" said Ashley in an exited tone. "I love Lola Luftnangle!"
Hannah was surprised. "You do?" Hannah exclaimed.
"Yeah!" said Ashley. "I love the way you and her interact with each other behind the scenes on MTV2! I can tell you two are really close. Plus, you'd be surprised with the number of people I hear talk about her."
Ashley scratched her chin. "They've always wondered what her natural hair color is" she said.
"Ooooooo, wait until I tell Lola she has fans!" said Hannah happily.
She was happy for Lola, but the smile faded a little too quickly. "I'm almost afraid to ask this," said Hannah. "But, do you have a date?"
"Yeah, and, I don't mean to brag, but..." said Ashley. "Would you like to meet him?"
Hannah wasn't sure she wanted to meet Ashley's date. She feared that would make her even more jealous. But she didn't want to admit it.
"Uh...sure" said Hannah nervously. With that, Ashley escorted Hannah to the other side of the room where there was guy at one of the snack tables. He had his back turned to them, so the fact that Hannah couldn't see his face built up the suspense.
"Here he is!" said Ashley.
Ashley closed into the guy and whispered "Jake! Turn around and say hi!" Ashley forcibly turned him around, and Hannah was, no, not jealous, but shocked. She was shocked to see that Ashley's date was none other than Jake Ryan! Jake had a bread roll in his mouth, and he appeared to be shocked too.
"Jake?" Hannah exclaimed.
Jake spit out the roll. "Hannah?" said Jake.
Hannah had dated Jake before. Not as Hannah Montana, but as Miley Stewart, and he was one of the few people she had revealed her secret identity to. She feared that it might be hard for them to act like that never happened.
Gotta' play dumb, gotta' play dumb! Hannah thought.
Gotta' play dumb, gotta' play dumb! Jake thought.
Wow, even when he acts like a pig, he's so cute! Ashley thought.
Ashley moved slightly closer to Hannah with her back facing Jake. "Um..." began Ashley. "Do you two...know each other?"
Jake mouthed the word "NO!"
"Uh...yeah!" said Hannah.
Jake mouthed "NO!" twice more and made a gesture as if her were cutting off his neck. Why did Jake want Hannah to lie about that? Why didn't Ashley know that they knew each other? They were on T.V. together three freakin' times! Then again, Hannah and Jake both were very nervous about keeping Hannah's secret, so she didn't know what to think.
"I...guest stared...in an episode of 'Zombie High'", said Hannah hesitantly. "We were on...an award show together...and...Jake...pranked me...in an episode of "Gothcha'."
Jake wiped his forehead in relief. Unfortunately, Ashley looked at Jake as he did this. Jake gave Ashley a sheepish smile.
"Phew! It's hot it here!" said Jake trying to hide his feelings.
Ashley smiled at Jake. "With the two of us here, that's to be expected" said Ashley in a flirty tone.
"Anyway," said Hannah. "In that episode of 'Gotcha', Jake tricked me into thinking he was going to marry my friend, Traci Vanhorn."
"Yeah," said Jake looking at Ashley mischievously. "And you should have seen the look on her-..."
Before he finished the sentence, Jake looked at Hannah and saw that she was frowning in anger. Jake turned to Hannah. "Her pretty face!" said Jake finishing his last sentence.
Ashley put her hand on Jake's shoulder. "Good save" said Ashley in a low pitched voice as she smiled, winked, and gave Jake a thumbs up.
"Say, um...Ashley," said Jake. "Would you mind if I talked to Hannah in private?"
Ashley's smile faded. "Well, gee," she said. "You're not going to run off with her and ditch me, are you?"
Jake smiled deeply into Ashley's face. "Believe me," he said. "I've got good plans."
"Well, ok!" said Ashley happily. "I'll let you two have your little chitty chat!" said Ashley as she moved her hands as if they were talking mouths.
"I'll miss you" said Jake flirtatiously.
"I'll miss you more!" said Ashley right back at Jake.
Jake escorted Hannah to a farther end of the room at a distance so that Ashley couldn't hear. Hannah wondered what Jake was going to say to her.
"So...Miley" Jake began referring to Hannah by her real name. "How've you been?"
"Well, half the time it's exiting, half the time it's same old same old" she said happily.
"Well, I mean..." Jake stated. "Do you ever think about me?"
Hannah smiled intimately. "You do pop into my head from time to time" she said.
"Have you dated anyone else?" asked Jake.
"A couple" Hannah answered. "Buuuuuut I wasn't with them for very long and I never got very far with them."
Jake smiled skeptically. "Never got far with them?" said Jake restating what Hannah said. "Hmmmmm, if I couldn't do any better, I'd say you wanted to score with them."
Hannah hesitated briefly. "I'm a little embarrassed to say this," said Hannah. "But...I plan on doing that some day."
The next thing that came out of Jake's mouth gave Hannah the shock of her life. "Well, in that case," said Jake. "Miley, how about you, Ashley, and I head for a hotel tonight?"
Whoa! Hannah did not hear that coming, and she hardly even knew what to say! Did she want to party with the zombie slayer? Was she not completely over him? More importantly, did she have the guts to go through with this? Was she ready to start living life to the fullest? Or was she too scared of all the risks involved?
She smiled squeamishly, and the only words she could get out of her mouth were "Stuck up ex boyfriend say what?"
"Come on, Miley," said Jake. "I know you don't want to be a couple, but this is just a one time thing. Besides, you know you want to, I can tell by your smile." Jake said this quite intimately.
"And..." Jake stated. "Miley, you say you still think about me, well the truth is...I still think about you too." Aww! Hannah just couldn't resist Jake's beautiful words. He was turning her into putty in his hands.
"Well...Jake..." said Hannah nervously. "I-I-I'd love to...but...it wouldn't be right to just leave my friend Lola behind." Hannah and Jake looked at the far end of the room, in the opposite direction of Ashley. There was Lola, in an embrace with another guy, who she appeared to be flirting with.
"Looks like Lola," began Jake. "Or should I say Lily, has found someone of her own." Hannah tried to gather her thoughts and come up with an answer as quick as she could.
"Well Jake..." said Hannah. "I'm awfully nervous. I mean, I want to...but...I'm not used to this sort of thing."
Hannah knew she wasn't as comfortable with this as Ashley Tisdale might be. The guys were all over Ashley all the time, and she had probably already lost her virginity by now. Hannah, on the other hand, was usually lucky to even get very many dates.
" I'm not as experienced as Ashley probably is," said Hannah. "And I'm not sure if she'd be ok with it." Although Hannah knew Ashley would be better at hooking up than her, she didn't know if Ashley would be willing to share Jake with herself.
" Well, um... here" said Jake as he gestured for Hannah to follow him.
Hannah followed Jake all the way back over to Ashley, who was eagerly waiting for them to come back.
Ashley put on a provocative smile. "Sooooooo..." she said. "What's going on?"
"Ashley, Hannah," said Jake. "You two wait here, I'll be right back." Much to the girls' surprise, Jake left both of them. Hannah had no idea what he was doing.
"Where's he going?" Hannah said.
"Someplace wonderful, I'll bet" said Ashley bashfully as she watched Jake exit the room.
Ashley didn't smile for long. She looked at Hannah and said "I don't mean to be a buzz kill, but what was this whole private conversation about?"
Hannah hesitated. There was no way she could tell her the truth. She had dated Jake Ryan, but not as Hannah Montana. If Hannah and Jake were dating, there was no way no one would know about it. Ashley didn't seem to be aware of her and Jake being on T.V. together (which was odd), but Hannah just couldn't take any chances.
"Uh..." Hannah began. "Uh...Jake and I...were just...talking about...the time he pranked me on "Gotcha!"...and...the possibility of...me being...jealous...of my friend Traci!"
Hannah wasn't a bad girl, so lying was not something she was good at. But considering she lived a double life, she'd think she'd be used to this by now.
"Ok," said Ashley as she half cleared her throat. "I don't know whether you have some serious jealousy issues...or if there's something I don't know about you." Ashley pointed at Hannah skeptically as she said this.
Hannah suddenly felt intimidated, not necessarily because Ashley was onto her, but because of what she noticed in Ashley. Whoa. Hot, nice, talented, funny, sexy, and smart. Hannah looked at Ashley from toe to head. This pop star was everything every girl wanted to be! I could take a few lessons from her! Hannah thought.
Before Hannah could try to think of a way to ease Ashley's suspicion, Jake Ryan came back. When Hannah saw what he was carrying in his hand, she thought this was just too much for one night. First time experiences and problems she dealt with numerous times were a deadly combination. He was carrying a small wine bottle.
Jake looked at Ashley. "Care for a drink, Ashley?" Jake asked.
Ashley looked at Jake sternly. "Jake, do you really think you can win me over by getting me drunk with alcohol?" said Ashley.
"Uh...uh..." said Jake nervously.
"You silly goose!" said Ashley flirtatiously. "You don't need alcohol to win me over!" With that, Ashley put her arms around Jake and kissed him on the cheek. Hannah would have laughed, but she was way too overwhelmed. Jake seemed relieved, but then he turned to Hannah.
"Well, what about you, Mi-...I mean, Hannah?" asked Jake. She had remained silent for way too long already. She had to say something.
"Whoa, Jake," she said. "I've never broken the law and I don't intend on starting now."
Unfortunately, that was a lie. Hannah/Miley had broken the law once. She remembered the time she failed her driver's test (which wasn't her fault), and she went back to the DMV disguised as Hannah Montana to trick them into letting her retake the test on the same day. As Miley Stewart, she drove her car to a party she wanted to go to, and a cop pulled her over. When the cop saw that her driver's license said "Hannah Montana", he arrested her and locked her in a prison cell.
But Hannah didn't do that because she was a rebel, she did it because she was desperate. She felt that she had to. Besides, it was a very minor act of dishonesty. Under aged drinking was just plain wrong. That was usually the kind of thing mean and macho people did, and her general purpose in life was to be sweet and tender and to tare down anyone who got in the way of it.
"If this is your way of getting me to take you up on your offer," stated Hannah. "Count me out."
"What offer?" said Ashley.
Jake turned to Ashley briefly. "Hang on, Ashley" he said.
Jake turned back to Hannah. "Hannah, if you want to live life to the fullest," said Jake. "Sometimes you gotta' break a few rules."
"Jake, I really don't feel comfortable doing this" said Hannah. "I'm actually very squeamish about it."
"Come on, Hannah!" said Jake in a very friendly voice. "You're a celebrity! You deserve to have fun! Do you want to grow up, or do you want to be a daddy's little girl forever?"
This was starting to get tough. Hannah said "This is not something I-..." Then suddenly, something occurred to Hannah. She noticed Jake was only holding one bottle, and it was pretty small. It hadn't even been opened yet.
"Hey, wait a minute..." said Hannah with a smile. "Where's your drink?"
Jake hesitated briefly. "I-I-I uh...left it on a table in another room." said Jake nervously.
Wow, Jake was trying to get Hannah and Ashley to drink, but he didn't have the guts to do it himself! Hannah always knew Jake was a cocky, self obsessed egomaniac (and that's pretty much why they broke up), but now he was exposed as having a sensitive side! He tried to be tough, but failed! In fact, this started to remind Hannah why she ended up liking him in the first place!
Hannah smiled. "Oh, admit it, Jake," she said. "You don't have any more guts than I do."
"Um, I'm all man, thank you very much!" said Jake defensively.
Hannah put her hand on Jake's shoulder. " Jake, if you don't feel comfortable drinking under age, it's OK" said Hannah reassuringly. "I totally understand."
Jake nervously turned to Ashley. "Ashley, Hannah and I were talking, and..." stated Jake. "I was wondering if the three of us could...head out to a hotel."
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cheered Ashley. "I like the sound of that!"
Ashley put her arms around Jake. "I'm all for it, big boy!" she said.
Jake put his arm around Hannah. "So...what about you, Hannah?" asked Jake. "Are you in?"
Hannah did want to do this, but she was still feeling pretty nervous, and she wasn't sure she was ready for it. "I-I-I'm...not so..." Hannah said hesitantly.
"Come on, Hannah!" interrupted Ashley. "Live a little!" said Ashley as she shook her arms and hips.
Jake and Ashley were right. She was a celebrity! She did deserve to have fun! Did Hannah seriously want to be the only Hollywood bigshot without a love life? Or at least a sex life? She knew she would never get an opportunity like this as Miley Stewart, so she decided to take it; even if it meant sharing a guy with another girl. Besides, she was finally seeing Jake's good side again.
Hannah took a deep breath. "Well..." she began. "If Jake is sensitive enough not to drink under age, I find that totally admirable. So, I think he might be worth it."
"Hey!" complained Ashley. "What about me?"
Hannah didn't know what Ashley was implying, but she was a huge Ashley Tisdale fan, and meeting her in person proved her to be just as lovable, and at the same time, she was so lovable that she made Hannah nervous.
"And...Ashley" said Hannah nervously. "You...are...so awesome, that...wow...I am out of your league." Hannah knew she didn't say that with enough feeling, but she was feeling overwhelmed.
Ashley looked discouraged. "Gee," said Ashley. "You don't sound like you mean it."
"Forgive me, your perfection is a little intimidating" said Hannah really fast.
"All right!" said Jake encouragingly. "Then let's be on our way, ladies!"
With that, Jake set the wine bottle on the table next to them, Hannah and Ashley hooked their arms and hands with Jake, and the three of them headed out the door to have the time of their lives.
A little over ten minutes later, Hannah Montana, Jake Ryan, and Ashley Tisdale were all riding in a limo down the streets of Los Angelas. Jake was sitting in between Hannah and Ashley, while Jake and Ashley were making out very aggressively. Whoa! Jake had never kissed Hannah like that! Come to think of it, no one had kissed Hannah like that! Was this what she had been missing out on her whole life? Did every celebrity couple kiss like that? Did common people kiss like that? She wouldn't know, because as Miley Stewart, she didn't have much of a life. She had seen things like this in movies and on T.V., but to see it in person was far more intense. Although she knew she was going to be a part of this, she still felt kind of jealous.
For a brief moment, Jake and Ashley's lips parted, and they brushed their tongues together!
"Holy chick flick!" said Hannah. "How do you do that, Ashley?"
Ashley stopped kissing Jake briefly, looked at Hannah, and said "Oh, practice!" with a smile.
Ashley resumed kissing Jake. OK, practice did sound like the logical way to learn something, but how could Hannah practice if she so rarely got opportunities? And when she did get opportunities, things just didn't work out. Hannah couldn't help but feel like Ashley was bragging a bit.
"Gee, you sound awfully overconfident" said Hannah.
Ashley stopped kissing Jake again and looked at Hannah. "Look, I am bending over backwards trying to be modest!" said Ashley sternly. "What more do you want me to do?"
Hannah shrugged implicitly. "Ummm...let me have a turn?
Jake turned to Hannah and put his arms around her. "I thought you'd never ask!" said Jake. Then he whispered "Miley."
Before Hannah could say anything, Jake started kissing Miley just as aggressively as he was kissing Ashley. Whoa boy, Hannah thought she wanted to kiss like that, but when Jake started doing it to her, it felt awfully intimidating! She had never made out before.
Her eyes were widened the first few seconds Jake was kissing her, then Hannah pushed him away and said "Whoa-ho-ho-ho! You're being a little too rough here, zombie slayer! I 'ain't no zombie!" As intimidating as the kiss was, Hannah managed to say that very confidently.
Jake smiled intimately. "Oh, I see" he said. "You'd like to do a little foreplay?"
Hannah was baffled. "Foreplay?" she said. "Did I miss something or am I just bad at French?"
Jake turned to Ashley impatiently. "If she doesn't even know what that means," said Jake. "How are we going to get very far at the hotel?"
"Come on, Jake," said Ashley. "Just give her a chance."
Ashley looked at Hannah. "Hannah, it just means he'll be more gentle and slow with you."
Hannah gave Jake a provocative smile. "I can do that" said Hannah. Hannah started making out with Jake. They made out for the rest of the limo ride.
Hannah, Jake, and Ashley had arrived at a Malibu hotel. Luckily, there was no one else in the lobby but the concierge, so they didn't draw too much attention to themselves. While the concierge was checking the computer for a room, Jake and Ashley started making out again. It made Hannah a little uncomfortable, but she didn't say anything about it.
After they got their room, they were just approaching the door in the hallway when Jake inserted the key into the door and started kissing Hannah again before even turning it. Hannah pushed Jake away.
"Whoa!" said Hannah. "Shouldn't we wait until we're inside?"
Jake and Ashley looked at each other and both said at the same time "Amateur." Jake and Ashley started kissing again. Jake managed to open the door while kissing Ashley. When the door opened, Jake and Ashley went inside, and Ashley pinned Jake on the bed while still kissing him. Hannah walked part way in and noticed that Jake left the key in the lock.
"Aren't you supposed to take the key out of the lock and shut the door?" asked Hannah.
Jake stopped kissing Ashley briefly and leaned up. With a smile, Jake said "You got two hands, get it yourself!" and winked at Hannah.
Hannah knew exactly why Jake said that and winked at her. He was being a smart ass. Hannah remembered the time, she, as Miley Stewart, went on the set of Jake Ryan's movie "Roger Bucks—Intergalactic Bounty Hunter." She was jealous that Mikayla, her celebrity enemy, got a romantic role with Jake in the movie. She locked Mikayla out of the studio, stole a duplicate of her costume, and went in disguise as Mikayla to try and get her fired.
In one scene, Jake's character was messing with some controls to a machine, and said to Miley "OK...quick! Hand me the fliming crystals!"
Miley's response was "You got two hands, get 'em yourself!"
Hannah had to admit, what Jake said just now was pretty funny. But she didn't laugh, she was too busy being nervous about her first time experience tonight. Hannah took the key out of the lock, shut the door, and put the key on one of the nightstands. Hannah didn't want to wait her turn anymore, she wanted more of the action.
She pulled Ashley off of Jake and said "OK, move over, blondie! I wanna'-..." Before Hannah could finish her sentence, Ashley gave her a somewhat offended look. Hannah made a nervous look, grabbed hold of her own hair, pulled it in front of her, looked at it, and winced.
"I mean, move over, girl!" said Hannah feeling embarrassed. For a moment, she forgot she was Hannah Montana. As Hannah Montana, she wore a wig that was blonde, and she was naturally a brunette. It was awkward for a blond to call another blond "blondie."
Sweet niblets! thought Hannah. It was an honest mistake and Ashley doesn't even know it!
But Hannah couldn't let that ruin her night. Hannah shrugged it off, got on top of Jake, and started making out with him. Wow, this felt good! For the first time in her life, she was actually living! Although the thought of what Jake and Ashley might want to do next did kind of scare her. As Hannah and Jake kissed, Ashley smiled and nodded, enjoying the site. After only about 15 seconds, Ashley suddenly smacked Hannah's ass! Hannah stopped kissing Jake and looked up at Ashley feeling shocked and offended. Why the hell did she do that? Was Ashley Tisdale bisexual? She knew she would have to share Jake Ryan with her, but she wasn't expecting this! On top of that, all the girlfriends she ever had and all the physical contact she had made with them, and none of them had ever smacked her ass. This was a first!
Ashley smiled at Hannah without losing her composure. "What?" said Ashley as she shrugged. Still, Hannah didn't want that to ruin her night. She resumed kissing Jake.
For the next two hours, Hannah and Ashley took turns making out with Jake. By now, she didn't mind having to share Jake with Ashley. Right next to being a celebrity, this was the awesomest experience of her life. Finally, her love life was expanding. Somehow, she thought she may never get to do anything like this again. Remembering how Ashley smacked her ass, she suddenly got an idea. She thought of a way to be more adventurous. On her last turn, she stopped kissing Jake and turned to Ashley.
"Say, Ashley..." said Hannah looking down at Ashley's chest. "Your boobs are just too incredible to believe. You mind if I..." Hannah's voice trailed off as she made some hand gestures, pretending to squeeze boobs.
"I was about to ask you the same thing two hours ago!" said Ashley exited. "Well, not my boobs, I mean your boobs!" Funny, as usual; and now, Hannah was about to get a really big taste of Ashley Tisdale. Hannah slowly started closing in on Ashley, anticipating the moment, and started squeezing Ashley's boobs. Wow! It felt better than she imagined! She was doing a girl, and it actually felt good! Ashley's boobs were very firm. Well, OK, it's not like she had squeezed any other girl's boobs before, but they were a little more firm than her own.
Hannah shivered pleasantly as she enjoyed Ashley's jugs. "If you like squeezing my boobs," said Ashley intimately. "Then surely you'll love this too." With that, Ashley wrapped her arms around Hannah and started kissing her.
By now, everything was falling into place. Hannah didn't have any feeling of fear or shock. That was when all three of them got caught up in the moment. As the night went on, they started going further and further, and tried many different positions. Hannah and Ashley kissed for a while, and they both kissed Jake at the same time. Ashley took off her dress, revealing she had no bra underneath, and Jake and Hannah squeezed her boobs and sucked her nipples. Hannah removed her jacket, low-cut shirt, and bra. Jake made out with Hannah while squeezing her boobs, then did the same with Ashley. Hannah and Ashley made out while both squeezing each other's boobs. Jake removed his tuxedo, Ashley removed her panties, and eventually all three of them were naked. Hannah and Jake both sucked Ashley's nipples at the same time while Ashley was laying down. Hannah's favorite part was getting to have anal sex with Jake, and boy did she smile in the process! After Hannah and Jake both had orgasms, Ashley was laying down on her back with her legs open, while Hannah gave her oral sex. Ashley squirted into Hannah's mouth, but unfortunately, Hannah spit it out, which was kind of a disappointment to Jake. Hey, it was her first time, she wasn't ready to do that yet. They all ended up falling asleep with the lights on. Hannah was in the middle, Jake was on her right, and Ashley was on her left.
Later, Hannah found herself waking up from a deep sleep. She looked around the room, and felt somewhat confused when she noticed she wasn't in her own room. It was still night time.
Where am I? she thought. Hannah rolled over and looked on her right side. There was Jake Ryan, laying right beside her in a deep sleep.
Oh, that's right; Hannah thought. I made sweet love to America's favorite zombie slayer! she thought in a charismatic tone.
Hannah paused briefly, then she noticed something else. She felt her hair, and realized she was still wearing her Hannah wig. Why? Jake Ryan was in on her secret, so if they were in private, why did she need to wear it? Hannah rolled over, looked on her left side, then shrieked in her mind briefly when she saw Ashley Tisdale right beside her, in a deep sleep, with a smile on her face. If her life were a T.V. show, this would be the part where some haunting tunes would briefly play.
I had sex with a girl! she thought. Lily will never forgive me! Hannah paused briefly.
Or daddy, for that matter, she thought.
Then, another chilling thought occurred to her, what time was it? Hannah looked at the clock on the nightstand. It was 10:13 pm. Oh, good, it was still early. She had to get home to her dad before he started to wonder where she was. Hannah climbed out from under the bedsheets, trying not to wake up Jake or Ashley in the process, crawled over the front of the bed, and exited the hotel room.
When Hannah got into the hall, she suddenly realized she was still NAKED! She quickly re-entered the room, shut the door, and started getting dressed.
After that, she managed to call a limo and get home without getting in trouble.
Jackson was at school, in the hallway, trying to get a date. He had spent two hours standing in front of the bathroom mirror trying to come up with the best lines to impress girls. He would have made it three hours, but Miley knocked on the door and yelled at him to get out, because she had to go and all the other bathrooms were occupied, even hers, since she had Lily over.
Jackson walked up to the first hot girl he saw and said "Hey there, pretty mamma, are you good at French?"
The girl gave him a disgusted look and went "Ugh." Then she walked away.
Jackson got out a pencil and pad of paper and put a mark on it. "Strike one" he said.
Jackson put away the pencil and pad. He walked up to another girl and said "Hey there, pretty mamma, are you good at sex education?"
"Eww!" shouted the girl. "Get away from me, you pervert!" The girl walked away.
Jackson got out the pad and pencil again and wrote another mark on it. "Strike two" he said.
He put away the pad and pencil, then walked up to one more girl. Jackson said "Hey there..." as his voice trailed off. The first two lines were no good, so he feared this line wouldn't work either.
Jackson smiled nervously and said "Are you good at math? 'Cuz' I was wonderin' if you could tutor me!"
"No," said the girl. "Now go away." The girl walked away.
Jackson got out the pad and pencil and wrote another mark on it. "And he's out!" he said dramatically and rolled his eyes.
Gee, something told him two hours wasn't enough. He had been saving up his money for quite a while, and now he couldn't get a date. Jackson honestly didn't know what girls wanted from him. He didn't know if it was his hair, his car, or...something he couldn't comprehend!
Jackson was about to throw in the towel when suddenly, a girl actually walked up to him!
"Hi, Jackson!" she said. Jackson was startled. He turned to his side and saw a tall, curvy blonde girl.
Jackson smiled. "Well hey there, pretty lady!" Jackson said. "I don't believe I know you."
The girl laughed. "I'm Emily," the girl said shaking Jackson's hand. "Emily Van Dahl."
This girl appeared to like him already! To gain total success, it was time for Jackson to once again put on the charm.
"No kiddin'!" said Jackson. "You sure do look like a doll!"
Emily laughed. "That's Dahl," said Emily. "D-A-H-L"
"Hmmm..." said Jackson. "Maybe you should tutor me in spelling!"
Emily laughed again. Wow, a moment ago he was failing miserably, but now it seemed too easy!
"You are so funny!" said Emily. "A little short, but funny!"
Normally, Jackson would be offended by people calling him "short", but this was too good of a moment.
What Emily said next really surprised Jackson. "So in that case," stated Emily. "How would you like to go to Famous Dave's Barbecue with me?"
"That would be so cool!" said Jackson feeling exited. "I-I mean...that would be hot, pretty mamma!" said Jackson with more confidence.
"Charming, charming!" said Emily. "How about Saturday at 8:00?"
Jackson thought of one last smooth move. "Well, I was hopin' for seven," stated Jackson. "But, what the hell! Eight was mah' favorite number when I was a kid anyway!"
Emily laughed. "I'll see you then!" said Emily as she walked away.
"Bye, Emily" said Jackson bashfully.
After Emily left, Jackson's bashful expression remained. Before too long, he slapped himself and shook his nerves out.
"Dang, I did not see that comin'!" Jackson exclaimed. "Looks like I don't have to work hard no more. From now on, they're comin' to me!" All this made Jackson feel really good about himself.
"Jackson Rod Stewart, double O irresistible!" said Jackson in a cocky voice. "Who needs a watch magnet when you're a...chick magnet" he said as he put on a cocky pose.
Jackson just had to tell his friends about this, it was too good to be true! Later that day, Jackson was in the cafeteria and saw his friend, Coop, nearby.
He walked up to Coop and said "Coop! Coop! You are not gonna' believe what just happened!"
"What happened?" asked Coop.
"A complete and total stranger girl walked up to me and asked me for a date!" said Jackson.
"Ooooooooo!" said Coop. "Jackson, yo' gettin' lucky!" With that, Coop gave Jackson a high five. It was always good when Jackson could get encouragement from his friends.
"So who was it? What was her name?" asked Coop. Jackson smiled confidently. "I've got a date with Emily Van Dahl!"
Coop suddenly gasped in dismay. "NO!" shouted Coop. With that, Coop grappled Jackson, swung him around, and slammed him and pinned him up against the wall. Jackson was astonished.
"Whoa, Coop!" said Jackson. "What's your problem?"
"Dude, you can not date Emily Van Dahl!" said Coop.
"Why not?" asked Jackson.
Coop looked behind him briefly, then back at Jackson. "Dude, yo' date is a playa'!" informed Coop.
"Whaaaaaat?" said Jackson in a weird voice. Coop let go of Jackson and pointed across the room. There was Emily, sitting with several guys.
"See all those guys?" said Coop. "Those are all her boyfriends!"
Jackson didn't see anything wrong with that. "So?" said Jackson. "What's wrong with havin' multiple lovers?"
Coop couldn't believe Jackson. "Do you have any idea what female playas' do?" asked Coop.
Jackson didn't know what they did, but he just didn't want to admit it. "Well of course I know!" said Jackson making a feeble attempt to sound confident.
Then he smiled at Coop sheepishly. "Um...refresh mah' memory, hehe" said Jackson.
"Well I'm sure you have an idea of what male playas' do" said Coop.
Yes, Jackson knew this for sure. "Sure I do," said Jackson. "They date a bunch of girls, get 'em all together, and then they-..." Jackson's voice trailed off as he realized what Coop was trying to tell him. "Oh no" said Jackson in a grim voice.
"She tries to get guys ta' do each otha'!" said Coop. "The only way she can do dat' is to prey on the weak, and let's face it, yo' an easy target."
Jackson was offended. "Gee...thanks!" said Jackson sarcastically. "But hold on, just how do you know this anyway?" questioned Jackson.
"It's the word on the street, man!" said Coop. "Every time someone from our school sees her outside of school, she's always with at least a couple of guys; and, rumor has it that..." Coop started to stare off into space. "One night," Coop continued. "She was seen outside of Kneemo's Sub Shop, and two of the guys she was with started to kiss."
Jackson did not like what he was hearing here. This would more than likely ruin the first date he had in a month. "If you go on a date with her," stated Coop. "Odds are, you won't be kissin' Emily, you'll be kissin'...him" said Coop as he gestured towards one of the guys sitting with Emily. Jackson was disgusted just looking at the guy's smile.
"Aw man!" complained Jackson. "The first girl to come to me in a year, and I get the leader of the gay pack!"
Suddenly, Emily and the guys got up from their table and walked right past Jackson. As Emily passed, she said to Jackson "See you Saturday, shaggybuns!" Despite what Jackson just heard from Coop, he somehow felt mesmerized by Emily's flirting.
"Oh yeah," said Jackson bashfully. "You too, lizard lips."
Jackson remained mesmerized for a few seconds, until Coop slapped him and said "Jackson! Snap out of it!"
Jackson shook his nerves out. Deep down, he really felt that Emily might be worth it. It's not that he didn't believe Coop, he just didn't want to believe him.
"Well, Coop," said Jackson. "I ain't' so sure you should be listenin' to these rumors. I mean, who have you been talking to? Her brother? Someone who would take any chance they get to ruin her reputation?"
Jackson and Coop suddenly heard a loud voice yell "HEY EVERYBODY!" Jackson and Coop looked in the direction of the voice, and saw Miley standing on the balcony of the upper floor. She had her hands cupped over her mouth.
She yelled "JACKSON ROD STEWART PLAYS POKEMON!"
The entire cafeteria was filled with hysterical laughter. Lilly was up on the balcony with Miley as the two of them did their secret handshake. Jackson was outraged. That was supposed to be a secret! First Emily Van Dahl, now this! He had to get back at Miley for this later. Coop looked at Jackson while pointing at Miley.
"I see whatcha' mean!" With that, Coop did a little laugh of his own.
Stay tuned for chapter 2, "Getting Close"
If you can, please review both plots; and please give me more than just 3 words or two sentences. I need details!