Hi guys, this is a Percabeth oneshot. I totally ship Percabeth, though in this story Annabeth breaks up with Percy. Hope you guys like it!
P.S. No offence to One Direction fans, if you felt offended by any of this.
Disclaimer: Percy and Annabeth belong to Uncle Rick (Rick Riordan), only the plot is mine.
Percy scowled at the image on Annabeth's phone. "Who's that?"
"He's sooo hot," she gushed, her face flushed with excitement as she ignored Percy's question. "Clarisse introduced him to me."
"What? I didn't know she was into this sort of stuff. I thought she only liked weapons and fighting."
"She has a boyfriend, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Right." Percy scratched his head. "So who's this guy?" he asked again, pointing at Annabeth's phone.
In response to this, she curled her legs under her, and hugged the phone to her chest. "Not telling you."
"Then do you like him?" Percy probed further, pouting at his girlfriend. "Why do you want to know?" she snapped back, glaring at him.
"Well, because I'm your boyfriend!"
"Fine. Fair point," she sighed as images of signboards with Percy- 1, Annabeth- 0 written on them danced in her mind.
An idea occurred to her. "Can I break up with you then?" she asked.
"No! Don't you dare!" Percy yelled.
"Why?" Annabeth asked, smirking.
"Please don't make me say it. It's not manly."
"Well, I'm going to break up with you if you don't tell me." Annabeth smiled inwardly, knowing she had successfully changed the topic.
"Hang on…" Percy narrowed his sea-green eyes. "You're trying to change the topic!"
Annabeth sighed again. Damn Percy. Sometimes he was smarter than she gave him credit for. "All right, all right. He's from One Direction. Harry Styles. Doesn't he have the most gorgeous dark curls?"
"I have gorgeous dark curls!" protested Percy.
"But you can't sing."
"So? You can't ditch me for him!"
"Sure I can."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Wanna bet?"
"Fine. Ten drachmas." As soon as the words left his mouth, Percy regretted it.
"I break up with you, Percy Jackson." With that, the blonde got up from the picnic mat and huffed off, leaving a dumbfounded specimen of a 'male-just-dumped-by-his-girlfriend' sitting on a flowery pink picnic mat in the middle of Central Park.
But that specimen soon regained his composure, because he knew what he had to do. Percy was now single and ten drachmas poorer due to a certain annoying guy from One Direction.
Percy Jackson would find that Harry Styles guy, and make him pay.
Ta-daa! What did you think? Please review, constructive criticism is appreciated.