Being Stupid
By: Atomic Kokoro
Before You Read
I was really bored, and talking with my friends (who aer really weird) and I decided to write a funny Blue Dragon One Shot cause I am as bored as HECK! (actually, no, because I was writing "The Blue-Haired Angel and Incinerate Boy", but that's beside the point.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Blue Dragon, nor do I own the song. The song is property of my friend, Shadow, who let me use his song on my fanfiction.
So, here we go!
Being Stupid
"WEEEEEEE!" Bouquet cheered as she slid down a slide.
"I'll catch you!" Shu scream out, both dreamily and crazily, sliding down on his stomache after her.
"PORKCHOPS!" Jiro cried out randomly.
Andropov started making faces at Marumaro, so Marumaro slapped him, and then they had a slapping fight.
Zola could've sworn she was the only sane person in the world.
"GOATS!" Jiro cried out randomly again and then started making weird noises and dancing. Shu eventually joined him, then Bouquet, then everyone else.
Kluke came outside and saw everyone and gapped. Was this really happening? She took out her camera and filmed it all. Marumaro fell down and tripped Bouquet. Andropov screamed really loud and then Jiro cried out more random words.
Then, they all started singing:
"You know your insane when
you say Jupiter can see the end and
you say that /b/ from 4chan makes sense
you spend your time eating milk that expired and
You know your insane when
You said you got laid, but here's a fact
Your hand didn't really wanna tap that
So here's a thought now
is it rape when when you blow-up doll didn't speak
while getting laid
Well she didn't put up a fight
So I'm doing right now
My TV told me it can see the light
So I smashed it with a bat but then
My bat said to kill them all
So I burned my house
But I swear, I'm not insane
I'm not insane
You know your insane when
you think that the Burger King is real
But I really don't know how you feel
Cause you think that Ronald McDonald is hot (what the hell man, seriously?)
You know you're insane when
you think you're being watched by the moon
I don't think he shines cause he's turned on
And I don't think he plans to wear a...skirt
But I know you're mad
but that doesn't mean
That you can call me a stupid thrown out submarine
If that made sense, I'd smack you upside the head
But then you'd murder me with an axe
And I don't think that you should try to fly
After all, I'm pretty sure you'd die
Stop talking to the damn pie
I really think that you're insane
Oh yes, you're freaking insane
So here's a thought now
is it rape when when you blow-up doll didn't speak
while getting laid
Well she didn't put up a fight
So I'm doing right now
My TV told me it can see the light
So I smashed it with a bat but then
My bat said to kill them all
So I burned my house
But I swear, I'm not insane
I'm not insane
But I know you're mad
but that doesn't mean
That you can call me a stupid thrown out submarine
If that made sense, I'd smack you upside the head
But then you'd murder me with an axe
And I don't think that you should try to fly
After all, I'm pretty sure you'd die
Stop talking to the damn pie
I really think that you're insane
Oh yes, you're freaking insane
The funny farm is calling me now
Fluffy walls and comfy coat for the cold
People in white suits now understand
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
boobs..."
Suddenly, Jiro grabbed Andropov and kissed him. Kluke filmed the whole thing. Shu and Bouquet started slow dancing to a fast song and Marumaro went up to Zola and yelled random words and then went back to his slapping fight with Andropov.
Jiro started resinging the song and everyone joined in, singing and dancing like they were in a movie. Then, they all went onto the climber and fell off randomly, even when they were standing in the direct center of the climber.
Then, they all started slap fighting each other and all went unconsciuos on the first slap.
When the woke up, Kluke blackmailed them with the video, and they had to do all her chores for a year and a quarter (except for Zola, cause she didn't do anything stupid).
While they were doing their chores, they stared singing the song again.
The End
