Title: Goats
Summary: Anya recieves a wish and meets an 'interesting' person.
Disclaimer: I own the scorned lover. That's all.
Author's Notes: Hehe, funny requests!
Pairing: Anya/Dumbledore
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"I wish Aberforth Dumbledore would feel as foolish as I do!" Julia Menes ranted, pacing her bedroom, the latest edition of The Daily Prophet clenched in her hand. 'Aberforth Dumbledore's Goat Fetish!' was emblazoned across the front.
Anyanka chuckled. "Wish Granted." She said, disappearing.
Julia turned to the voice, but when she saw no one, continued with her ranting.
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Albus Dumbledore tiptoed towards Aberforth's room, blue eyes twinkling. He'd made sure to plant the morning newspaper right by Aberforth's room, and he was anxious to hear the results.
"What're you doing?" A perky female voice asked.
Albus turned around, blinking in surprise at the sudden appearance of Mother's maid. Anya something or other. "It's not really any of your business." He said.
Anya giggled. "I know. You know, you're really cute, and your hair's sexy. Wanna go have sex? We can have heaps of orgasms."
Albus nodded, grinning. Hey, he was a teenager. Besides, Aberforth had a crush on Anya.
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