Be warned, here lies crack fanfic...I don't own DC or its characters. Credit to i-mean-its-practically-canon on Tumblr because he dared the internet to do something and the internet was out drinking so I decided to try my hand at this. I hope y'all have as much fun reading it as I did writing it.
BTW, the people who are here for my RWBY stuff, I haven't forgotten my other stories, I'm just trash at following a schedule.
Knight who looks like Cass: *kicks down door, scans room for hostiles, then lets in Steph.*
Steph: *Walks in like she owns the place, cause she does*
Steph: Alright B****ES, I'VE GOT A MOTHERF***ING SHOE FOR YOU TO TRY ON! IF YA'LL FIT YOU GO INTO MY MAN-HAREM.
Jason: I was of course the dashing male you found at the dance, now, let's do this! King me motherf***er!
Cass: *goes to Jason, tries on shoe, it fits*
Steph: Nope, not close enough, NEXT!
Dick: Ehh, worth a shot, right? I mean, I don't remember much from the ball after all, I was a bit drunk. Besides, loafers do seem like my style.
Cass: *goes to Dick, tries on shoe, also fits*
Steph: Nope, see that little crease, it's too tight on you. Anyone else in here of marryin' age?
Dick: Well there is our brother, but he doesn't go out much.
Steph: Do I look like a patient woman? Go get his sorry a** up!
Jason: Yes Ma'am!
Jason: YO TIMMY, THERE'S A GIRL HERE FOR YOU!
Tim: Jason, you really don't need to shout that loud I can hear you from…
Tim: …
Jason: She says she's here to find the person who she met at last night's party, says if they fit this shoe they left behind she'll marry them.
Tim: Steph, what is he talking about? I didn't lose my shoes and I wasn't wearing loafers when I went to the ball.
Steph: DING DING DING, we have a WINNER!
Jason: Wait, What?
Dick: Tim, you went to the ball?
Steph: Timmy boy here was rocking a pair of the b****in' glass heels and a damn fine gown at that ball. He literally kicked a** in that thing when some uninvited guests showed up and looked good doing it. I wanted to track down yo a** so I could find your tailor. Also to add you to my man-harem because SOMEBODY ran away at goddamn midnight-o'clock without saying goodbye and it broke my guards' hearts.
Tim: Sorry, for the record, I didn't mean to, there was a time constraint on getting those back, and after the ninjas-
Steph: ABBUPBUPBUP, save it for the carriage ride back to the castle, m'kay? Come on! Don't want to get interrupted by goddamn ninjas…again!
Tim: *walks down the stairs*
Cass: *Punches Tim*
Tim: Ow! I said I was sorry Cass, I really had to go! What's this piece of paper?
Cass: My number. Don't lose.
Tim: What's this on the back?
Cass: Connor's number. Don't lose.
Tim: Yes Ma'am…
Tim, Cass, and Steph: *walk out of room*
Dick: …
Jason: …
Dick: What the f*** just happened?
Jason: Wait, Tim went to the ball?