AN: This is meant to be bad, okay. There are meant to be awful errors. It's, like, funny or something.
Severus Snape woke up to a bright light. He slowly stood up to find himself completely free of wounds or pain, despite being savagely bitten by a massive snake earlier on. He'd felt himself die after talking to Harry Potter.
Was this… heaven?
Severus look around; he could see nothing but white, stretched on for miles. Appearing suddenly in the distance was a black dot. The dot came closer and Severus recognised it as a woman.
Lily Evans.
Severus rushed towards her, joy exploding inside his heart.
"Lily!" He called gleefully, reached her. She outstretched her arms…
And slapped him across the face.
"Snape you lil shit." She said.
"wot m8?" Severus asked incredulously.
"Beatin' up me son was totes uncool." She told him angrily.
"soz." Severus said, hoping his apology could make Lily see him as a friend again.
"lol ok I forgive u." Lily replied, smiling. She embraced Severus in a warm hug.
"Can we be together now?" He asked hopefully.
"oi nah m8 im with james." Lily replied. James appeared out of nowhere and kissed Lily lightly on the cheek, before winking at Severus.
"lol" he said.