IN THE RESISTY
(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "THE NAVY")
Arthors NOTE: I got this idea while listening to that song "In the Navy" by the village people. So, I present to you.... IN THE RESISTY!!!
WE WANT YOU! WE WANT YOU! YES WE DO, WE WANT IN THE RESISTY CREW! WE WANT YOU! WE WANT YOU! WE WANT YOU IN THE RESISTY CREW!
Where can you resist against those power-hungry Irkens that steal planets???
WHERE???
Sign up for the big pen, get off your back and help us steal those snacks!
WHERE???
IN THE RESISTY!
We'll make 'em pay for conquering VORT!
IN THE RESISTY!
We ain't gonna take it like good sports!
IN THE RESISTY!
We'll get those crummy Irkens back, by stealing, all their precious snacks!
WE WANT YOU! WE WANT YOU! YES WE DO, IN THE RESISTY CREW! WE WANT YOU! WE
WANT YOU! WE WANT YOU IN THE RESISTY CREW!
IN THE RESISTY!
Call up ol' Prisoner 777!
IN THE RESISTY!
Have him give you some super-destructive weapons!
IN THE RESISTY!
Have him give you a Vortian liquid suit! And devices, to make yourself a Purple floating Moose!
IN THE RESISTY!
The leader is Lard Nar!
IN THE RESISTY!
He'll take that organization very far!
IN THE RESISTY!
He'd rather pay very high fees, then have... his ship named the 'Pirate Monkeys!'
IN THE RESISTY!
His right hand man is an alien that's like a floating cone!
IN THE RESISTY!
He's so annoying, yet he never complains or moans!
IN THE RESISTY!
With him around everyone wishes they were alone!
IN THE RESISTY! IN THE RESISTY!
There's a twitchy alien named Spleenk!
IN THE RESISTY!
He almost never thinks!
IN THE RESISTY!
Since he suggested they name the ship Resisty, everyone thinks he's a fink!
IN THE RESISTY! IN THE RESISTY! IN THE RESISTY!
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