Twisting the Hellmouth Fic For All Challenge Pairing #224 Andrew/Jubilation Lee
Title: Banned
Summary: Jubilee is having coffee. Andrew bumps into her. Jubilee goes nuts.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Notes: Eh, so bored. So very bored. Um...there's a bit of swearing in this fic...
Pairing: Jubilee/Andrew
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"Sleighbells ring, are you listening."
Soft Christmas music piped over the speakers, and Jubilation Lee smiled. This was her favourite time of year, great specials, excellent merchandise, and once-a-year coffee.
"Hi, can I have a spiced pumkin latte? The Christmas special one?" Jubilee said, handing her money to the cashier, and happily taking the paper cup. She took a long sip of the pumpkin-flavoured coffee. "Mmm, caffeine." She sighed happily, going to take another sip...
Only to have the scalding drink splashed all over her when some idiotic gaming nerd slammed into her.
"Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to." The guy babbled.
Jubilee glared at him, glad for her power which at least stopped her from being badly burnt. But it still fucking hurt! "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" She shrieked. "ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING MORON?! DO YOU ENJOY WALKING INTO GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY SPILL THEIR HOT COFFEE ALL OVER THEMSELVES?! FUCKING HELL GET A FUCKING CLUE! CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING?!"
A security guard took her by the arm, trying to lead her out,but she struggled back.
"YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!" She screamed. "EVER DO THAT TO ANYONE AGAIN AND I'LL SHOVE ONE OF MY PLASMA BALLS UP FOR FUCKING ASS AND TURN YOU INTO A FOURTH OF JULY FIRECRACKER!" She went peacefully after that.
This was the fifth mall she'd been banned from this week...and it was only Tuesday.
End Ficlet.