Chess
Dib stared at the chessboard and moved his queen diagonal four spaces, smirking.
"Check-mate." He told his opponent.
"WHAT?" Zim shrieked, his eyes bulging. "HOW HAS THE DIB-WORM DEFEATED THE ALMIGHTY ZIM IN THIS HUMAN GAME, 'CHESS'?"
"Because, Zim, you see your king has nowhere else to move without being taken." Dib answered, still grinning smugly.
"Get that smirk of your face, Dib-thing! You have only beaten ZIM at a game because ZIM is Irken and you are human! You see, I can move here! Haha! Yes you have not defeated ZIM! Zim has defeated you!" Zim moved his king forward then sideways and knocked Dib's white queen over.
"Hey! You can't do that! That's against the rules!" Dib yelled.
Zim pointedly crossed his arms over his chest in a stubborn gesture. "No it isn't, human! Zim does not cheat, he plays by the rules."
A confused look came over Dib's face. "Why are you talking in third-person?"
Zim leaped to his feet and pointed a gloved finger at Dib. "Because Zim wants to! Now, as you humans say, take your losing like a man."
"Dude, calm down it's just a game." Dib said.
Zim apparently seemed to not be listening. "Zim has beaten the Dib-filth! VICTORY FOR ZIIIM!" he screamed triumphantly.
Just then Gaz stuck her head into Dib's room. "Would you both shut-up? I'm trying to watch my show and you idiots are making enough noise to wake up the people in Asia!"
"What is this 'Asia' you speak of, Gaz-human? Is it code for something? Hmmmmm? Is it?" Zim looked at her expectantly as if examining something under a microscope.
"Get away from me!" she growled before punching Zim in the gut. He fell to the floor, moaning in pain. "Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going back downstairs to finish watching my show and I want to be able to hear at least some of it!" she screeched before kicking Dib in the side and walking back out the door.
"OW! What was that for?" Dib yelped.
"That's for being born." came the reply.
"Well, Dib-stink, do want a…how do you humans say it? Ah, yes. Would you like a rematch?"
"Hold on, you're asking me if I would like something?" Dib was still holding his side.
"Why yes. Zim wants a rematch so that he can crush the Dib-beast once again! MWAHAHAHA!" Zim laughed evilly.
"Okay, dude. Quit laughing like a freak please."
"Fine, human! Now, are you going to make your move or not?"
Dib concentrated on his pieces and finally moved a pawn forward.
"WHAT? IS THAT MOVE SUPOSSED TO BE A SECRET CODE-THINGY? WHY, HUMAN HAVE YOU MOVED THAT PAWN?" Zim shouted, pointing a finger at Dib again.
"Ugh." Dib sighed. This was going to be a long game.
Lol! I liked this one-shot thingy! Please R&R!