Hi everyone! Science-Fantasy93 and Jatieluv are here, together, with a brand new story that's about to rock your worlds! ;) Chapter Warning: Heavy innuendos, mentions of drug use, and language. Disclaimer: We do not own Big Time Rush. If we did, we would be up in Vancouver with them right now while they shot the Big Time Rush movie, but we're not. 'Nuf said.
Katie's POV
"Katie! Come out here please!" I looked up from where I was checking the price of gold (its rising, and I was planning on investing my money in it), and called back out,
"Just a sec!" I closed the internet window and stood up from the chair, stretching slowly before going out into the apartment's kitchen, where Mom was.
The kitchen was bright with sunlight streaming in through the windows, reflecting off the counter and the stainless steel fridge. Mom was standing at the counter, stirring something in a pot.
"You called?" I said, leaning against the counter.
"Yeah...I'm not completely sure how to begin..." Mom took a deep breath, before continuing. "I just got off the phone with your grandmother. She...well...I don't know how to say this, Katie, but..." her pretty blue eyes filled with tears as she looked at me. "She's been diagnosed with cancer!"
Oh my gosh. No...no...not her...my grandmother...she was the sweetest person in the world, even sweeter than my mom. She couldn't be sick, she just couldn't be! I gasped out loud, slapping my hand to my mouth.
"Are you - are you sure?" I asked around the growing lump in my throat. "I mean - is it - what kind of cancer?"
"Lung cancer," Mom answered as a tear rolled down her face. "From all that smoking. I told her to quit! I told her!"
"Mom..." I reached for her and put my arms around her. "It's going to be okay, I promise."
I let her just cry into my shoulder, fighting back my own tears, before she stepped away.
"Katie, I have to go back to Minnesota, I need to be with her."
I understood that. It made perfect sense. But...what about Kendall? He was in the middle of recording an album! And I had just applied for an internship at one of the biggest talent agencies in LA! Neither of us could just pack up and leave...No, we could...and she was our grandma...
"Should Kendall and I go with you?" I asked in a small voice.
Mom shook her head.
"She doesn't want you kids to see her in such a weak state. But..." she suddenly became stern, "I am not leaving a 17 year old girl here in 2J all alone!"
"Why not?" I argued. "I'm perfectly responsible!"
"Says the girl who, the last time she was left alone, invited all of the Palmwoods kids up for a major poker party!"
"Hey, you wouldn't let me go to Las Vegas with you!"
"It was on a business trip!"
"That was ages ago, I was less mature then."
"That was three weeks ago!"
"But still...I'm going to be 18 in two months!"
"That's true...So you'll only be living with an adult under the roof for two months."
"But Mo-om - !"
"Shush, young lady! I'm trying to think about who would be willing to take you in."
"You make me sound like I'm dangerous or something."
"To people's mental health you are." That is so not true! Bitters only had to be checked into a mental hospital for two weeks, and I'm pretty sure any mental issues he had were already planted in his head long before I ever showed up. But no one ever believes me. Oh well. Just the price I pay, I guess.
Mom suddenly snapped her fingers. "Wait! I know who HAS to take you in! And he's so destructive it won't matter! Plus, he grew up with you."
Oh no.
"Katie, call your brother."
Oh yes.
James's POV
"Dude!"
I opened my eyes from where I was lying on the pool table. How the hell did I get there? My head ached, and I felt like I had a major hangover.
"Dude, you dead?" the voice said again.
"Very," I answered with a groan. "In fact, it would probably be best if you just left my corpse here for the next few months...unless of course you want to help me move to my bedroom."
"You're not dead, dead bodies don't talk!"
Ahhh, it was Carlos who was talking. All I could make out was a bunch of blurry faces.
"Oh, just throw water on him!" Kendall yelled. "Or push him into the pool or something!"
"You're awfully irritable," I observed as Kendall threw a nerf ball at me.
"I have the fucking worst headache in the history of fucking worst headaches!"
"Of course you do," Logan said calmly as he walked into the game room himself. "Whatever it was that Griffin gave us wasn't exactly medicinal."
Carlos shrugged. "It seemed perfectly fine to me."
"Besides, it gave us all killer highs," I chimed in with a grin, half-forgetting my blinding hangover.
Logan groaned. "Why do I even try to reason with you guys? Why? WHY?"
Carlos flashed a grin at Logan's angst-filled question. "Because you love us?"
Logan just groaned and dropped his head into his hands. "I must. Although how I can love dumbo-heads like you guys is beyond me..."
I waved my hand airily, although quickly yelped as I tried to sit up - my head felt as if it was about to split right down the middle.
"Ah, Logan, that's just your hangover talking."
"AND I WOULDN'T BE HUNGOVER IF YOU GUYS HADN'T ACCEPTED WHATEVER IT WAS THAT GRIFFIN GAVE US!"
I winced, now feeling as if an axe was trying to cleave apart my head.
"Could you keep the yelling down?"
"I'M NOT YELLING!"
"I beg to differ. Your tone is raised and your voice is really, really squeaky. That's you yelling."
I AM NOT SQUEEEEK - I mean, I am not squeaky!"
"Uh, yeah, you kind of are."
"If you don't shut up, I won't get you anything for your head."
"I don't need anything for my head, I feel perfectly - OKAY, WHO'S TRYING TO CUT MY HEAD OFF?"
Kendall winced and clutched his head. "Stop yelling man!"
Logan smirked and crossed his arms, even though his head must have been throbbing too.
"Now what were you saying James?"
I glared at him. "You are an evil, evil, wannabe-doctor."
"That's right, and don't you forget it."
I tried sitting up again, and once again my head felt as if someone was trying to wedge it in half. Not pleasant.
"Can someone tell me what happened last night?" I asked as I finally managed to sit up all the way.
"Can someone tell me what the hell you're wearing?" Kendall demanded, staring at me horrified. "Or...What the hell are you wearing Carlos?"
I finally took a look at Mr. Hyper himself. He was wearing what looked like curtains wrapped as a toga...and nothing else. Wouldn't his mom be proud? Wait...hadn't Kendall said something about what I was wearing? I glanced down, and yelped when I saw I was in white extra supportive (hey, I need it, okay? Stop laughing!) boxer briefs, and, well, about as much else as Carlos. Even worse, my boxers were skin-tight, so pretty much nothing was left up to the imagination.
These were my friends, and we had seen each other naked plenty of times, in the locker rooms at the hockey rink in Minnesota, or in dressing rooms backstage at a concert, but still...it was a little embarrassing...I tried to swing my legs off of the pool table, but with my pounding headache, my horror at Carlos's attire, and my humiliation with mine (I mean, what kind of straight guy goes around wearing super-tight boxer briefs with a houseful of other guys?), I must've overshot it, because the next thing I knew, I was on the floor.
"Are you okay, man?" Carlos asked, hurrying over to help me up.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine!" I snapped as I tried to get to my feet. All that did was send my head spinning, causing me to trip and fall into the Kendall, who grabbed me, and gently pushed me away.
Well, thanks to Kendall, I ended up stumbling right into Logan. Logan's nice though. He gently directed me to a chair.
"You really should put some clothes on, this is kind of awkward."
I glared at him. "Tell Julius Caesar that," I snarled, nodding my head at Carlos, who was now leaping all over the place like a ballerina. Why? Don't know. Don't want to either.
"Umm...You might wanna get new briefs too." Logan informed me. I looked at him, confused, and then looked down.
"Shit."
Looks like I had fun last night.
I had barely gotten settled into the chair, with Logan promising me black coffee, water, and Tylenol, when out of the blue, loud - very loud, as in girls-screaming-at-one-of-our-concerts-loud - music blasted from inside of Kendall's pocket.
I managed to end up on the floor again, and Carlos leapt into Logan's arms, his curtain unwrapping a bit. Logan rewrapped the curtain, as we all turned to look at Kendall.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket, fumbled with buttons as he screwed his face up in pain at the noise of his ringtone, Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely".
"It's Katie," he explained as he hit one last button. There was a beeping sound, and then he put his phone up to his ear.
"Baby sister?"
"WHAT'S UP BIG BROTHER?" Katie's voice echoed out of the speakers.
Kendall yelped, putting a hand up to his ear. "Holy shit, I put it on speaker phone!"
"Wasn't that brilliant of you?" Katie commented dryly.
"Language, Mister." Carlos tutted before he began singing. "Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious?"
"Oh please, I've heard worse." Katie said.
"FROM WHO?" Kendall roared.
"Ow." I hissed.
"And why is Carlos sining Stevie Wonder?" she added, ignoring Kendall's question.
"It's the song that plays when you call me. Now answer the question." he demanded.
"Does it matter?" she asked.
"YES!" Kendall roared.
"It was James."
My head snapped up in confusion. I've never said anything bad in front of her before. At least I don't think I did.
I looked at Kendall and if looks could kill, I'd be dead. Forget dead, I'd be less than a skeleton, I would be reduced to dust, in an unmarked grave, where no one knew where I was buried, so no one could visit me - I would be a nameless corpse that had once been a very beautiful human being. Popular in life, ignored in death. AAAAGGGHHH!
"What did he say?" Kendall growled.
"Oh, he was talking about this girl with these huge ti-"
"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE KATHERINE KNIGHT!" Kendall roared.
How did she know about that?
"Ahem," I cleared my throat awkwardly. "Katie."
"Yes James?" she said, sounding amused.
"How did you...ummm...happen to overhear me...you know..."
"You know I don't give away my secrets without a price. What are you willing to pay big boy?" she purred.
"KATIE!" Kendall yelled
"What?" she asked innocently.
"Don't even - don't even - you - I - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SLEEPING WITH JAMES!"
"Who, me?" she asked. I could just imagine her batting her eyelashes sweetly at us.
"This is awesome." Carlos chuckled.
Easy for him to say, he wasn't on the other end of this.
"Besides, what if I've already thought about it?" she asked.
"I - YOU - WHAT - WHY - YOU - WHAT?" he sputtered out. "YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT - ABOUT - ABOUT - "
"About having sex with me?" I asked brightly, my headache immediately vanishing. "Why Katie, I never knew you cared. So...uh...how do you feel about extra-supportive boxer briefs?"
"What?" she asked in confusion.
"SHUT UP DIAMOND!"
"Why? I'm just teasing," I said defensively.
"This just keeps getting better." said Carlos. "Should I go make popcorn?"
"NO!" Logan hollered. "This is - this is very serious! Katie and James...This is serious!"
"I was serious." Katie said. "I'm a teenage girl. I can't help it."
"DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!" Kendall yelled.
"What?" she said. "It's called hormones Kendall. It's nothing to be ashamed of. And, let's face it, James has a great set of washboard abs. Hey James, you wanna send me pics of those boxer briefs?"
I ignored the look of a promisingly painful death from Kendall, and grinned. "Sure. Do you want my entire body, or just the briefs?"
"All of you, I am still 17 after all."
"Not for long though," I reminded her.
"Counting the days Diamond?"
"I'm marking them down on my calendar."
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Kendall muttered.
"Hear, hear," Logan agreed.
"I just want that popcorn - this is waaay too entertaining," Carlos put in.
"Why wait until my 18th birthday? You know rockstars sleep with an underage girl at least once." she said slyly.
My grin widened and I wiggled a bit, trying to ignore my growing excitement - Kendall would kill me even worse if he saw my problem.
"Your place or mine?" I asked her.
"How about yours? I always wondered what it would be like in that secluded pool."
"Oh my gosh." Logan said.
Kendall was sputtering again, only this time words weren't coming out of his mouth.
"It'd be the best you've ever had," I assured you, and then paused. "Or the best you never had? I don't know. Katie, are you a virgin?"
She snorted. "Like I'm telling you. Anyway, will there be candlelight?"
"YOU BETTER BE A VIRGIN!" Kendall roared.
"You're harshing my mood Kendork." she responded.
"I'M HARSHING YOUR MOOD?" he shouted. "You're the one who just said you wanted to sleep with my best friend! AND YOU'RE MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR IT!"
"What's your point?" she asked.
"MY POINT IS," he took a deep breath, "YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND HE'S ACTING LIKE HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU!"
"Can you really blame me?" I asked Kendall. "Katie's hot."
"If you're so worried about arrangements, I could drop what I'm doing and come over now and take care of it. I'm sure James wouldn't mind."
"Please tell me she didn't just say that." Logan said.
"She just said that," Carlos responded at once.
"You bet I did."
I patted Kendall on the shoulder reassuringly. "Don't worry, I don't mind. Oh, and don't worry, I promise not to do anything with Katie that she's not ready for."
He began spluttering up a lung.
"James." Logan sighed and whispered in my ear. "You should mind. If Katie comes over, she
could find certain things."
"I'm more than ready."
"Can I have popcorn now?" Carlos asked
"NO!" Logan cried. "Don't you see how serious this is? Katie and James are making plans to sleep together - over the phone, with all of us, including Katie's big brother, in the room!"
"Yeah, but that's what makes this so entertaining," Carlos protested. "This is better than the movies."
"I still don't know why you guys are freaking out so much." she said
"Oh, gee, I don't know!" Kendall snarled sarcastically. "Maybe it's because you're my 17 YEAR OLD BABY SISTER, AND HE'S MY 21 YEAR OLD BEST FRIEND?"
"So?" she huffed in annoyance. "I'll be 18 in two months."
He snorted. "So you keep saying."
"Like it wasn't weird for me when you and Jo were together! IT SURE AS HELL DIDN'T STOP YOU TWO FROM GOING AT IT LIKE RABBITS!"
"Oohh burn." Carlos chimed.
"I MEAN," Katie continued loud enough for Mexico to hear, "WITH ALL THE MOANING AND THE SCREAMING AND THE 'OOH BABY'S AND THE - "
"Okay, I get the point!" Kendall quickly interrupted. "You heard us once or twice."
"TWENTY-SIX TIMES, AT LAST COUNT!"
I snickered. "And you say I'm horny."
"You're a sex machine."
"Is he really?" Katie purred, her voice low and suggestive. "Good stamina?"
"Uh, Katie, have you seen my body? I have the best stamina you will ever run into."
"Awesome! Plus I can't even remember how many times I heard OH YES! coming from your room Kendall. Should I continue or do you want me to stop again?"
"Ummmm...no...that's okay," Kendall said, blushing like crazy.
"Are you sure? Because-"
"Okay, stop it. Stop it now." Logan said.
"But this was just getting good," Carlos pouted.
"But Logie." Katie whined. "Now I'm all hot and-"
"PLEASE DO NOT FINISH THAT!" Kendall said.
"But why?" Katie said. "It's perfectly normal for a teenage girl to get hot and - "
" - Don't even say it."
"I'd call you a prude, but, you know." she said.
"Are you calling me a prudish man whore?" Kendall shouted, looking more than a little offended.
"Is there even such a thing?" Carlos whispered to Logan.
"You said it, not me." she responded.
Kendall went back to sputtering like his tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth.
"So James, are we going to do this or not?" she added. "Because I gotta tell you, this conversation has been a huge turn on."
Tell me about it.
"!" Kendall screamed out.
"You wanna come over?" she asked me.
SHIT now what do I do?
"NO HE DOESN'T!" Kendall roared into the phone.
"Haha James got cock-blocked." Carlos laughed.
"Spoil-sport," Katie pouted at him.
"Katie." Logan said.
"Well, he's a kill joy." she responded.
"Well, maybe for you and James, but he just saved himself, Carlos, and me a lot of nausea."
"It wasn't like we were going to make a video of it," she responded cheekily.
Geh.
"I mean, we could." she added.
"I wouldn't have a problem with it."
"But it might end up on the internet," she finished.
"If it got out, you would be arrested for child pornography." Logan said.
"Can we please stop talking about this?" Kendall asked.
"Aww." Carlos pouted. "Katie's right, you are a kill joy."
"THANK YOU!" she shouted.
"Logan, you're on my side, right?" Kendall asked.
"Of course," Logan assured him. Carlos and I ignored them.
"So Katie, I'm up for it if you are," I told her.
"Definitely. When and where?"
"My place, the secluded pool?"
"Does anyone else remember the time when they were like siblings?" Kendall asked. "What the hell changed?"
"Yes, please!" she begged, ignoring her brother.
I grinned. "Do you want to do dinner first, and then go to the pool, or do you just want to get right to the good stuff?"
"Yeah, that's fine, just ignore her BIG BROTHER!" Kendall said
"Can we please just go to the pool?" she asked.
I grinned. "My kind of girl," I growled seductively. "Of course. What kind of clothes do you want? Swimsuits? Regular clothes? Lady's choice."
Kendall snorted. "Would you be making these lewd comments to a lady?"
"Excuse me?" she asked Kendall. "What exactly are you suggesting?"
He immediately got nervous, as if he had been caught cussing in front of his mom. "I'm not suggesting anything," he insisted. "I'm merely saying that James wouldn't be making these comments if you were, well, a prim and proper gentlewoman."
"But that would be boring!" Katie burst out. "Besides, I have NEEDS that need to be full filled."
"MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!" Kendall screamed.
"Besides, the D cups on my chest say I'm a lady." she added.
"I really didn't need to know that." Logan said shaking his head.
I licked my lips. "Nice," I breathed out.
"Oh and James, to answer your question from before...I prefer no clothes." she said.
"I so did not need to know what bra size you wear - or how hard James would get from that information...OR how you prefer to go swimming with my best friend! NO CLOTHES?," Kendall added.
"Duh Kendall, it's a booty call," Carlos said in a duh voice.
"DO NOT USE THE WORDS BOOTY AND CALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE WHEN TALKING ABOUT MY BABY SISTER!"
"Again, I would use the word prude." she said.
"I AM NOT A PRUDE! YOU'VE HEARD ME HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!"
"Yeah, James is still in his briefs and Kendall is shouting to his sister about her hearing him having sex with his ex." Logan said. "This just isn't normal."
Carlos cackled. "But that's what makes this so much fun! I wish I had some fruit smackers." he pouted.
"It's my body. If I want to have sex with James, I will." she said. "And," she added, "I will like it, I will love it, and I will be screaming for more!"
"Somehow, some way, this morning will be erased from my brain," Kendall said determinedly.
Logan smiled sympathetically. "I'll help you. And when the memory's erased from your mind, I'm getting it erased from mine."
"And it wouldn't be a booty call. He'd come back, trust me." she added. "I wouldn't be the only one screaming for more," she continued. "He won't be able to walk for a week after a night with me."
"Katie, that is the hottest thing I've ever heard you say," I choked out.
"You wanna know what makes it hotter?" she asked.
"What?" I replied, licking my lips again as Kendall began to bang his head against the pool table.
"I'm still a virgin." she breathed.
"Hot damn." Carlos mumbled.
"HALLELUJAH!" Kendall shouted. "THANK YOU GOD, AND I PROMISE I'LL START GOING TO CHURCH MORE THAN ONCE EVERY THREE YEARS!"
"You do realize that Katie's pretty much giving James the okay to swipe her V card?" Logan asked.
The smile slid off of Kendall's face as I breathed out, "Are you really a virgin? You'll really let me - "
"DON'T YOU DARE LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO JAMES!" Kendall interrupted me.
"He's lucky if he gets to. Katie's like every man's dream. She can't even fit a tampon up there." Carlos said grinning.
"CARLOS!" Katie yelled.
"What?" he asked, completely clueless. "I'm just saying."
"How do you know?" I gasped. How did he know about Katie's...ummm...
"She told me once when I asked her why she couldn't go swimming. She told me she was on her period, and then when I asked her why she couldn't just wear a tampon, she said it was because she was too tight for one."
This was not helping my current status with the very revealing boxer briefs.
"True chizz dude. That shit hurt." Katie said.
"LANGUAGE KATIE!" Kendall yelled.
"Oh suck it!" she said.
"KATIE!" Kendall was sounding even more horrified than before. "Okay, who are you and what have you done with my sweet, innocent, clean-mouthed baby sister?"
"Haha...that's a good one." She laughed, but stopped after a moment. "Oh. You were serious."
"YAH!"
"How innocent did you expect me to be? I grew up with four boys."
Carlos nodded in agreement. "She's got a point. We weren't exactly keeping things clean when we were sixteen."
"One of those boys happened to be cute." she said.
"That's me, right?" I confirmed quickly.
"Don't flatter yourself sweet cheeks, I was talking about Logan." she said.
Logan blushed. "Wha - what? You want to sleep with me instead?"
"Gross! NO!" She shouted. "I was kidding."
I relaxed immediately. "Oh good. For a second there I was worried."
"YOU WERE WORRIED?" Logan hollered at me. "I thought I was going to be forced to live out yours and Katie's fantasy of getting it on in the secluded pool! No offense Katie-Bear, but you're like my little sister."
"And you're like my big brother," she cooed.
"AND YOU'RE LIKE ALL OF MY FAMILY, AND THAT MEANS I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH PUNCHING ANY OF YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!" Kendall shouted at us, sending a pointed glare at me.
"You know you're not supposed to hit girls Kendall." Katie said. "So no hitting me or Logan. Or James." she added.
I hmmphed indignantly. "Katie, if you could see me right now, you would know that I'm no girl. I am very much a man."
She giggled. "Have you heard yourself scream?"
"I don't scream like a girl." I said.
"Whatever you say...Jamie" she laughed.
"THAT WAS ONE TIME! I WAS BEING CHASED BY THESE HUGE SECURITY GUARDS! I HAD NO CHOICE!"
"All I can say is, Jamie," Katie began, "you made a very pretty prom queen."
"AAAAGH!"
"There's that scream. Are you sure you're man?" she asked.
"Katie, if you come over here, I will prove it to you the hard way."
"And by 'hard', he means what's under his - "
"Shut up, Carlos!" I hissed.
"You are such an instigator!" Kendall exclaimed, looking directly at Carlos now. "How did I not see this before?"
Carlos shrugged. "I'm a good actor?"
"Is that a promise?" she asked.
"That's an oath," I assured her.
"Mmm." she moaned.
"NONONONONONO!" Kendall cried. "My baby sister is not capable of making ANY sort of sex noises."
"You're like a sister and everything, but that was kinda hot." Carlos said.
Logan wracked Carlos around the head. "That was NOT hot! It was disgusting! As is James's reaction!"
"I'm ignoring you now," I informed Logan.
"And it was kind of hot," Carlos added.
"Not you too!" Kendall shouted.
Katie chuckled softly. "Don't worry Big Brother, I don't want to sleep with Carlos, only with James."
Carlos pouted. "Why not?"
"You're just not my type. James is. Sorry Carlitos."
"And guys like what guys like. I can't help it if my noises are hot." Katie added.
"And your noises are very hot," I assured her.
"Thanks," she replied flirtatiously.
"Okay, things are waaay out of control," Logan put in.
"Ya think?" Kendall retorted.
"I could be wrong, but something tells me I would be a screamer." she said.
"Oh, you'll definitely be a screamer," I told her. "You'll be so loud...so hot..."
"You know, I did not need to know how loud you would be in bed," Logan informed Katie. "I don't think your brother did either."
"Yeah, I was fine with not knowing," Kendall added.
"Then leave." she said.
Kendall puffed himself up indignantly. "THIS IS MY PHONE!"
"Besides, I would've been fine not knowing you were a screamer Kendall." she teased. "And then there was Jo...My eardrums nearly got blown out - her screams were even more high-pitched than James's are."
Carlos snickered. "Hey Logan, wanna make a bet that James's screams are high-pitched in bed?"
"NO!"
"Oh, they aren't." Katie informed them.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Kendall roared.
"You don't need to know." she answered.
"So you've imagined what I would be like in bed, hmmm?" I asked her, keeping my voice low and seductive.
"No. I just have ways of knowing."
"She eavesdrops a lot," Kendall told us.
"Maybe." she responded. "Maybe not."
"How very voyeur of you," Logan said to her.
"For the record, I didn't eavesdrop." she said.
"Then how did you know?"
"Like I said, you don't need to know."
"I'd kind of like to know how you know my screams aren't high-pitched when I'm sleeping with a girl," I told her.
"Let's just say, I've SEEN enough to know." she answered. "And you don't scream at all, you just groan."
"HAVE YOU WATCHED ME?" I screamed.
"Your voice just went all high again," she informed me.
"KATIE!"
"It wasn't intentional." she said. "It just kind of happened."
"How - what - why - where - WHY? And did you like what you saw - body-wise, I mean?"
"Ummm...well...it was last month. Outside, I was looking for you guys and well I kind of stumbled upon that and I couldn't look away. Did you know James has butt dimples? It's like his butt is winking at you!" She paused. "It was kind of like a train wreck." She paused again. "You and Logan were really hot together."
"WHAT?" we both hollered.
"Kidding!" she said giggling.
"Don't even joke about something like that," Logan warned her.
"I really did see you, just not with Logan."
"And for the record, I would never have sex with Logan. He doesn't have the right...parts," I finished up. "And it was with a girl. I would never do that with a guy."
"Yeah." Katie said. "I saw."
"You sound a little grossed-out now," I observed.
"No I don't!" she said quickly. "Anyways, now you know. Sadly I can't remove it from my mind." she added.
Kendall laughed dryly. "I know how that goes."
"Me too," Logan agreed.
"You saw James too?" she asked.
"No!" Logan cried. "Kendall and I were talking about yours and James's conversation! I mean, this is practically phone sex! Not only do I feel like a perverted voyeur, but Carlos is enjoying this, and Kendall can't decide if he wants to kill James, or go and get this removed from his memory!"
"Oh. Well...once again I suggest you guys leave." she said. "Or I could come over and turn phone sex into real sex."
Forget my disgruntlement at being caught with my pants down. I immediately brightened up.
"That is the best idea you've ever had," I told her. "Come on over. The water's nice."
"Mmm. I'm sure it is." she said. "I'll be there in 15 minutes."
"NO!" Logan shouted.
"Why not?" I demanded.
"Yeah, why not?" Katie echoed me.
"James, you know why." Logan hissed.
"No I don't...Ohhh, is it because you want to, you know, with Camille? Because we'll stay out of your way, I promise. The secluded pool is miles away from your room."
"No, you idiot! Does last night ring a bell?" He whispered the last part.
"Yeah, Logie. Come on." Katie said. "I'm in need of love."
"You're in need of a cold shower - both you and James," Logan retorted.
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm in need of some ROUGH love." she said.
"And I am too," I agreed. "We can help each other out."
"Wow. Who knew Katie was such a minx?" Carlos asked.
"Don't you dare talk about my baby sister like that!" Kendall shouted.
"Why not? James is hard for her, and you and Logan both know way more than you ever wanted to."
"You want some love too Papi?" she asked Carlos.
"Three-some?" he asked, sounding almost hopeful.
"Not with me we're not," I responded quickly.
"Don't worry," Katie assured me. "I was going to fix him up with Stephanie. I don't share." Katie added.
I smiled. "My kind of girl," I said again.
"You know it." she said. "You know what I want?" she asked.
"What?" I asked.
"I want to be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith." she said.
"Hmmm?" I prodded her on to explain.
"The roughness, it was hot."
"Very hot," I agreed.
"I would love for someone to slam me into a wall."
Wow...were these boxer briefs always so tight?
"You would, huh?" I said huskily.
"TMI! TMI!" Logan hollered.
"Oh shush, Logan," Katie told him. "Then to slam me into something else...Mmm." she moaned.
"Anything you want," I told her, my voice getting even lower.
"You're really not helping James right now." Logan informed her.
"Anything?" she asked.
"Anything," I agreed.
"Wait, what did you mean Logie?" she asked.
"You're making his situation worse."
"He's not complaining." she said.
"That's because I'm really hoping you'll take care of it," I said to her.
"I will if you give me what I want."
"I'd be more than happy to slam you against the wall."
"This is getting insane!" Logan hissed.
"Then get over here and fu-"
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Kendall yelled.
"Don't listen to him James!" Katie cried. "I need you." And that wasn't helping my situation either. Not that I minded.
"I don't think James can drive right now." Carlos laughed.
"Shut it, you," I snapped.
"Fine, then I'll come over there." she said.
"I'm still good to drive...to a point."
"No, I'm coming!" she shouted.
"That's what she said!" Carlos laughed.
Logan smacked him around the head again. "She didn't mean it like that, you pervert!"
"That was sooo hot," I moaned out.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Kendall mumbled under his breath.
"I would be CUMMING, but you know." she said. "I don't have anyone to help me."
"Get over here and I'll help you," I volunteered. "Seriously I'm totally selfless."
She chortled. "I bet you are," she purred.
"Please make it stop." Kendall begged.
"Leave the room!" Katie told him.
"You're on my phone! Wait - why are you on my phone?"
"I forgot why I called in the first place. Now my brain is all foggy." she said. "Thanks James, now I'm hot and bothered."
"Just tell me why you called in the first place!" Kendall pleaded.
"I'm coming over and I'll tell you then."
"NO!" Logan shouted.
"Why not?" I whimpered. "She needs help, I need help, it's a win-win situation."
"You know why," he hissed at me in, keeping his voice low so Katie couldn't hear. "Think, James. Do you really think Katie's going to still want you to slam her up against the wall and have sex with you against it and in the secluded pool when she finds out that we've been taking some sort of drug?"
"I'm coming over. Shouting no isn't gonna stop me Logie." she told him.
"James," Logan whispered urgently to me as I bit my lip, weighing the pros and cons of Katie coming over. "She'll only listen to you. Please. She can't know. You may want to sleep with her, and she may want to sleep with you, but she'll never want to get high with you. Remember that t-shirt of hers? 'The only coke I do is diet'."
"That was a bag genius." Carlos said. "And you never know, she may."
"My baby sister will be nowhere near that!" Kendall hissed.
"I don't remember what clothes or accessories she has!" Logan shouted. "And I don't even WANT to know how you remember!"
"Easy," Carlos said. "I've been hanging out with James too much."
"Hey," I protested. "That was insulting."
Carlos shrugged. "Sucks for you."
"I'm putting my shoes on now." she said.
"James, you have to tell her not to come over here," Logan insisted. "She'll never look at you again if she finds out that we have drugs in the house - she won't look at any of us. It'll ruin hers and Kendall's relationship. Besides, You can barely stand. I doubt you'll be able to hold her against the wall and have your way with her."
I sighed.
"Oh, all right. Katie, Logan's right. The house is a mess, we had a huge party last night, and Kendall still has a girl in his room. I, of course, would never do anything like that, but you know your brother. So you really shouldn't come over."
"Seriously? That has never stopped me before. What the hell is wrong with you guys?" she asked.
"Call us overprotective," Kendall laughed nervously.
"And you James?" Katie addressed me. "Five minutes ago you were getting hard from the thought of banging me into a wall and skinny-dipping in a pool."
"Ummm...Logan made me see sense. It's not that I don't WANT to do all those things to you, it's just that, you know, it's not really a good time."
"You guys are hiding something aren't you?" she asked suspiciously.
"What? No! Of course not! Pft! Why would you even...think...that?" Logan sputtered out.
"Yeah, I mean, we're pretty straightforward guys," I added. "I mean, you saw how straightforward I was with you. What would we be hiding?"
"Bullshit." she said.
"KATHERINE CLAIRE KNIGHT, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Kendall exploded.
"Make me," she retorted. "Tell you what, Kendork. I'll watch my language if you tell me what you've been hiding."
"Oh all right," he sighed, and we all stared at him as if he was crazy. "We're hiding a...love of Disney musicals from you!"
"Ummm, yeah," I chimed in with a pointed glare at Kendall. "Wow, that Ariel sure can sing."
"And Cinderella...I'M SO HAPPY SHE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" Carlos cried enthusiastically.
"I'm not buying it." she said. "And James, you hate the little mermaid."
Oh. Yeah. I do. Oops.
"I never said I loved her," I improvised. "I just said she can sing. Kendall opened me to a whole new world filled with humans with fins who can talk underwater."
"Riiggghhhttt. I'm still not buying it. Logan is the worst liar ever." she said.
"I - I - I - am - I resent that!" Logan huffed out.
"You always panic under pressure." she said.
"I - I - I - wow, is it hot in here or is it just me?"
"Maybe it's Katie's moaning," Carlos said cheekily.
"Yeah...Mhmmm," Katie added. "Seriously, this story's lame."
"Just believe us," Kendall begged. "Tell us what you called for."
"Oh all right. Grandma has cancer."
"C-come again?" Kendall stuttered.
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