Digital Desperation
By Devil Doll
Rating: R (profanity, violence, sexual situations and nudey)
Staring the voices of: (This is just to tell you what they could sound like)
Quentin Tarantino........ Ryan Ramirez/Redmon
Jennifer Lopez ... Mary Harris
David Duchovny ... Peter Harris
Jon Lovitz ... Guy on the plone with Ryan Ramirez
Tim Curry ... Evil Dinomon
Part 1: The Dead Cat! A New Evil!
"Oh! Oh, Jesus! Gross!" said yorng Hikari and Taichi Yagami seeing a dead cat ozzing with blood and niled to a sign. "What, Kids what?" said Mr. and Mrs. Yagami.
"Didn't you see it, dad/mom." said Hikari and Taichi. "See what? " said Mrs. Yagami as Hikari pointed to a sign. "Oh that sign. What about it?"
"There was a dead cat on it, Dad! Niled or glued there or something." said Hikari as Mr. Yagami hit the brakes and looks out the car window to see the sign his daughter was talking about but saw no dead cat there.
"There's nothing there, Kids." said Mr. Yagami started up the car again. "But we did see it!" said Hikari and Taichi. Six hours they make it to Desperation, Maine and stop at a hotal named The Desperation Hotal.
As Hikari and Taichi's parents went intside they saw a woman on a chair next to the hotal. Both Hikari and Taichi want over and taked to her. "What's the matter?" said Tachi to the woman.
"It's nothing, I just saw a dead cat on a sign." said the woman.
"You saw it too?" said Hikari shocked.
"You mean you saw it as well?" said the woman. "Yeah. But our parents didn't believe us." said Taichi. "The same goes for my husband." said the woman. "Mary?!" said the voice of the woman's husband. "Who's your new friends?" said Mary's husband looking at Hikari and Taichi. "I don't know, I just met them." said Mary. "By the way, what are your names?'
"My name Taichi Yagami and this my little sister, Hikari." said Taichi. "Nice to meet you, my name is Peter Harris and you already met my wife, Mary." said Peter. "Well, I hope we meet again." said Hikari as she and Taichi left them, passing a sign which read:
Devil dog walked into the room to find his side kick Pussy Cat being eaten by Killer Bitch, Devil Dog's X-girlfriend. Devil dog grabbed Killer Bitch by her throat and sliced her with his claw across her sthomach causing her insides to gush splatting intestinal matter all over the place. Devil dog pulled her heart out and raised to the sky and screamed " I EAT THIS BITCH HEART FOR MY PUSSY CAT!!"
Short Story and Cartoon by Ryan Ramirez
Meanwhile in the hotal a man in a black suit is talking to someone on the plone. "You tell that Naoko Takeuchi to go finger herself, I got ten english teenagers in a tiger cage that can draw me a fuckin dog wearing a rode." said the man.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Ramirez but -" said the guy on the other line. "But nothing, I want you to tell her if she wants to work for me, she better think of a cartoon by Sunday or I'll fire your and her ass, got it?" said Ryan Ramirez before hanging up the plone and putting it away. He turns to see Hikari and Taichi looking at him, shocked. "What are kids looking at? Get out of here!" said Ryan as they run away.
"King of the Dicks." thought Taichi as he ran. Meanwhile in a black forest a dark digimon is watching the town from far away.
"Soon, these humans will be my slaves." laughed the evil digimon as he disappear.
To be continued...
"Ricky, we've been doing a little thinking over the past few days, and we couldn't help but notice that there's something you're not telling us." Ken, Phantom Menace by DC Baller
By Devil Doll
Rating: R (profanity, violence, sexual situations and nudey)
Staring the voices of: (This is just to tell you what they could sound like)
Quentin Tarantino........ Ryan Ramirez/Redmon
Jennifer Lopez ... Mary Harris
David Duchovny ... Peter Harris
Jon Lovitz ... Guy on the plone with Ryan Ramirez
Tim Curry ... Evil Dinomon
Part 1: The Dead Cat! A New Evil!
"Oh! Oh, Jesus! Gross!" said yorng Hikari and Taichi Yagami seeing a dead cat ozzing with blood and niled to a sign. "What, Kids what?" said Mr. and Mrs. Yagami.
"Didn't you see it, dad/mom." said Hikari and Taichi. "See what? " said Mrs. Yagami as Hikari pointed to a sign. "Oh that sign. What about it?"
"There was a dead cat on it, Dad! Niled or glued there or something." said Hikari as Mr. Yagami hit the brakes and looks out the car window to see the sign his daughter was talking about but saw no dead cat there.
"There's nothing there, Kids." said Mr. Yagami started up the car again. "But we did see it!" said Hikari and Taichi. Six hours they make it to Desperation, Maine and stop at a hotal named The Desperation Hotal.
As Hikari and Taichi's parents went intside they saw a woman on a chair next to the hotal. Both Hikari and Taichi want over and taked to her. "What's the matter?" said Tachi to the woman.
"It's nothing, I just saw a dead cat on a sign." said the woman.
"You saw it too?" said Hikari shocked.
"You mean you saw it as well?" said the woman. "Yeah. But our parents didn't believe us." said Taichi. "The same goes for my husband." said the woman. "Mary?!" said the voice of the woman's husband. "Who's your new friends?" said Mary's husband looking at Hikari and Taichi. "I don't know, I just met them." said Mary. "By the way, what are your names?'
"My name Taichi Yagami and this my little sister, Hikari." said Taichi. "Nice to meet you, my name is Peter Harris and you already met my wife, Mary." said Peter. "Well, I hope we meet again." said Hikari as she and Taichi left them, passing a sign which read:
Devil dog walked into the room to find his side kick Pussy Cat being eaten by Killer Bitch, Devil Dog's X-girlfriend. Devil dog grabbed Killer Bitch by her throat and sliced her with his claw across her sthomach causing her insides to gush splatting intestinal matter all over the place. Devil dog pulled her heart out and raised to the sky and screamed " I EAT THIS BITCH HEART FOR MY PUSSY CAT!!"
Short Story and Cartoon by Ryan Ramirez
Meanwhile in the hotal a man in a black suit is talking to someone on the plone. "You tell that Naoko Takeuchi to go finger herself, I got ten english teenagers in a tiger cage that can draw me a fuckin dog wearing a rode." said the man.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Ramirez but -" said the guy on the other line. "But nothing, I want you to tell her if she wants to work for me, she better think of a cartoon by Sunday or I'll fire your and her ass, got it?" said Ryan Ramirez before hanging up the plone and putting it away. He turns to see Hikari and Taichi looking at him, shocked. "What are kids looking at? Get out of here!" said Ryan as they run away.
"King of the Dicks." thought Taichi as he ran. Meanwhile in a black forest a dark digimon is watching the town from far away.
"Soon, these humans will be my slaves." laughed the evil digimon as he disappear.
To be continued...
"Ricky, we've been doing a little thinking over the past few days, and we couldn't help but notice that there's something you're not telling us." Ken, Phantom Menace by DC Baller