Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera, nor any of its characters, nor Box Five. If I did, I probably wouldn't be posting here—I'd be in Cancun.

Box Five

If only I could talk…

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People would pay to listen to me;

I have many interesting things to say!

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The other Boxes could boast of

Emperors and scandals,

Affairs and rumors.

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But I!

I could tell the whole world

Of the mystery that has astounded everyone

Since the beginning of the Opera House!

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The Opera Ghost himself favored me above all;

I have a perfect view of the stage,

As every audience member can tell.

They do not know, however,

That I hold a secret compartment!

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That is where the Ghost sat when

He wished to be heard but not seen.

Poor Mme. Giry! She grew quite upset

The first time he spoke to her,

Asking for a footstool!

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If I could laugh, I would have then.

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I knew it was he who caused the chandelier

To fall. He whispered his plot to the managers

Already seated in my velvet chairs seconds before it occurred.

I was the one who heard his soft laughter

As La Carlotta let out a loud co-ack!

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But most of all, I would speak of his love story:

The moment he first set eyes on the chorus girl,

The pride in those same eyes as his student triumphed

Again and again. He brought her to me once; they enjoyed

An opera and afterwards, he whispered to me:

"She loves me!"

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I wanted to believe him;

He treated me very well, for a Box.

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Yet, I was there when she disappeared in front

Of the whole house. He never returned to me after that.

She never returned to the stage. The boy he had

Fretted over never returned to the audience.

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I'm a smart Box:

I put the pieces together.

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Now, over one hundred years later,

I too can tell of royalty and scandal,

Affairs and rumors.

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But people would really want to hear the Ghost's story…

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If only I could find someone to listen…

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If only I could talk…