Mondo was growling. He was furious and extremely embarrassed. Why wouldn't he be? Here he was in the hallway outside of the cafeteria, about to walk out in the school uniform...the GIRLS uniform, and high heels. Fucking stupid Kuwata…

So how did Mondo Owada, leader of the notorious biker gang The Crazy Diamonds wind up in a tight fitting, overly girly school uniform and high heels? It all started with a stupid bet he had made with Leon Kuwata, the Ultimate Baseball Star. Thinking back on it now, he felt that the bet had been rigged slightly. After all, his boyfriend was the Ultimate Clairvoyant, Yasuhiro Hagakure. He could have told him the answer about who would win the stupid school race. Yes, they had bet on the school race. Mondo had placed his bets on Asahina Aoi, while Kuwata had bet on Mukuro Ikusaba. Hina had been close, but her speed was more dominant in the water than on land, so Mukuro had beat her hands down. So now here he was.

"Fuck this, I'm not doin this shit." Mondo ground out, turning around to go put his regular clothes back on, but Leon stopped him.

"Oh no you don't, we had a deal. It's either this or that one text you accidentally sent me will get sent to the person it was supposed to be sent to." Mondo scowled at Leon, but stood down. As much as he wanted to beat Kuwata's face in, the lesser of two evils was to suck up his pride and go out there and look like a fucking idiot. He was NOT about to let that text message to sent. No way in hell.

"Fine, let's get this nightmare over with then." Mondo said.

Standing in front of the door, the biker took one last breath, and shoved the door open with incredible force. Since Kuwata had at least a single shred of good in his heart, Mondo only had to wear the stupid outfit until the end of lunch.

His classmates reactions were priceless, and Mondo could hear Leon's cackles from behind him. Asahina had turned completely scarlet and hid her face into Sakura's arm, who just shook her head at him, whether in disgust or pity he wasn't sure, he was moving too quickly to tell. Continuing shakily, he saw (and heard) Junko Enoshima bust her gut laughing too hard while her sister was pointedly staring out the window, her face a shade of pink.

Celestia Ludenberg made a disgusted face, and dumped her Milk Tea onto Yamada Hifumi's head when he made a comment about a new doujin idea. Mondo felt a shiver go down his spine, and he wasn't too sure it was because of the stupidly short skirt.

The asshat Byakuya Togami and his creepy stalker Toko Fukawa were the next two to see Mondo in his glorious outfit. Byakuya had made a snide comment about standards or some shit, Mondo didn't currently care, and Toko had the creepiest fucking look that made Mondo try and walk even faster in these death contraptions on his feet. (How the fuck do women wear these things he was sure his feet had to be broken or something?!).

Finally, at the last table, was Sayaka Maizono, Kyoko Kirigiri, Naegi Makoto, and Chihiro Fujisaki. Makoto had spit out his drink in shock, and that's what made the girls turn around. Sayaka immediately brought her hands up to her tomato colored face (was that blood he saw dripping?!), Chihiro gave him a once over and began to giggle, and Kirigiri just smirked at him, and continued writing in her journal.

Mondo finally made his way to the table where Yasuhiro sat, and sat down in pain. Leon sat down next to Yashiro looking smug as all hell, and Yasuhiro tried to eat his food, but failed due to the distraction in front of him.

"You dumbasses better be happy, cause this ain't happening ever again." Mondo said, and Leon only laughed again.

"Dude, at least you look good in drag. I'd do ya if I wasn't currently taken." Hiro said, and Leon punched his arm. Mondo felt like he was going to vomit.

"Don't even play like that Hiro, besides we both know who Mondo really wants to see him like this." Leon said, and Mondo swiftly kicked him from under the table, earning a yelp from the Baseball star.

"Speaking of which, where is the Hall Monitor anyway? Shouldn't he be yelling at you about your clothes by now?" Hiro questioned, which made Mondo pause in his kicking war against Leon. Hiro had a point, where was his Kyoudai?

"That's weird, I coulda sworn I saw him at the front of the cafeteria when you first strutted in." Leon responded, and Mondo turned back around to see if he had missed Kiyotaka during his embarrassing strut down the walkway. Scanning the far end of the room, Mondo spotted a pair of boots laying sideways next to one of the tables. Travelling up the boots, he saw that they were attached to a pair of white clad legs, which were attached to a medaled torso…

"TAKA?!" Throwing off the mini hells on his feet, Mondo ran back towards the front of the cafeteria, Leon and Hiro following him (and trying not to look at Mondo who was unintentionally flashing them), and looked around the table to see Kiyotaka Ishimaru passed out on the floor, his food having fallen on his sides. His face had turned white and there was blood dripping down from his nose.