Chiro awoke with a start. An alarm had been sounded and even though he didn't know what it meant, he rushed into his uniform and ran towards the meeting room.

"What's the alarm?" Chiro asked the assembled monkeys (excluding Nova for some reason).

"That alarm means that Nova is pregnant" Antauri said slowly, as if explaining to a child "Don't you remember from alarm instruction?"

"I thought that was just a joke"

"Yes, well this is not a joke; we need to find out who got her pregnant."

"Well it couldn't have been me" Chiro said matter-of-factly "I'm a completely different species"

"Actually since you have the power primate in you, you are enough of another species to cross-breed" Gibson stated.

"FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK" Chiro said "had I known that I would still be picking other peoples hair for bugs and…"

"…back to the matter at hand, Nova is in her room lying down on her bed still trying to cope with the fact that she's with child." Antauri said interrupting Chiro's rant "I suggested we should get a DNA test on the baby but Gibson says the baby is impenetrable, so any ideas anyone?"

Everyone stared in disbelief at Antauri. Antauri had no plan. The apocalypse must be nigh.

In this moment, Otto had decided something.

"Dump the bodies in the river!" Otto shouted.

"How will that help at all?!?" basically everyone from every season said in his direction.

Beaten, Otto retreated to his room and in his need of cheering up, picked up one of Nova's videos on the way.

"I guess we can rule Otto out of the picture, I mean Nova may do 'many' things but she wouldn't do something even as low as that." Antauri said on Nova's behalf.

"I'm just in the other room and can hear everything you guys are going to say about me so…shut up" Otto said in a hurt voice.

"I know you can hear" Antauri said "that's why I said it."

"Ouch Antauri, he may be retarded but that was below the belt" Sprx said.

"So, any ideas on how we're going to find out whose baby Nova's having?" Antauri said, ignoring Sprx's comment.

"Well I could make an incision in her chest, and then look at the baby from there."

"No! You're not doing something like that again; remember what happened to Chiro #1?"

"What happened to Chiro #1?" Chiro said

"You're right Antauri; there was too much blood with Chiro #1's surgery"

"Who was Chiro #1?"

"Nothing you need concern yourself with Chiro"

"WOAH. Nova can't fit that in her mouth" Otto's voice said from his room.

Otto appeared at his doorway, zipping up his fly. "Hey, you guys, Nova's making strange noises. And it's not the video."

They all ran to Nova's room, where she was lying in a pool of blood and a gutbuster protruding from her chest

"GODDAMNIT" Antauri screamed "I thought you got rid of them all Sprx!"

"I tried to"

"Oh well, Nova's dead :'( (crying face)" Antauri said and done.

NEXT MORNING

Chiro must have eaten something nasty because he felt like his chest was going to explode…

You can guess what's going to happen