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by Jigglypuff
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[[a/n]]My first out of mind, really random and pointless story! Enjoy!
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Link appears.
Link:What's this?
Jigglypuff(from computer on PA):Something.
Link:Oh.
Jigglypuff(from computer on PA):Don't say anything unless you WANT to be turned into a replica of you with Tingle's mind. Test begin.
Ruto appears.
Ruto:Ooh! Purple monkey dishwasher fickle laundromat - enough with all the randomness now.
Link's silent.
Ruto:Hi Link! Did somebody say McDonald's?
Link's still silent.
Ruto:If you're silent then that means you love me.
Link:HEY! EWW!
Jigglypuff:WHAT, LINK?? TAKE THIS!
Link suddenly goes weird.
Link:TINGLE, TINGLE, KOOLOO LIMPAH! BOOOOOOYAKA!
Jigglypuff:FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto:Shut up, Jigglypuff!
Ruto also gets weird all of a sudden..
Ruto:Hear no evil......see no evil.....talk no evil...
Saria comes in out of nowhere.
Saria:Hi.
Ruto:Hear no evil.......see no evil........talk no evil....
Link:*singing* Tingle Bells, Tingle Bells, Tingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to annoy fairies every day!
Saria:What? Jigglypuff, get me out of here, please.
Jigglypuff: No.
Emi comes in the room.
Emi:Whoops. Wrong room.
Emi exits the room.
Saria:OK.....what the heck was that for?
Jigglypuff:The story's getting too boring. Let's include a Final Fantasy fight in here!
A monster suddenly shows up. It's green...fat....weird...It's the real Tingle.
Tingle:KOOLOO LIMPAH!
Saria:Great! FWAHAHAHA! Kill Tingle!
Link:Are you a forest fairy?
Saria:NO.
Tingle:Hey! That my line!
Link:No! Mine! Minemineminemine!!'
Tingle:DIE!!!
Tingle puts Link on a dozen balloons and he slowly floats away.
Tingle:FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ruto:HEAR NO EVIL! STOP! Hear no evil....speak no evil......see no evil....HEY! YOU'RE EVIL! DIE!!!
Tingle dies all of a sudden.
Ruto:Good. Hear no evil...
Saria:Um, okay..
Squall and Quistis come in the room.
Squall:OOH! WHAT A HOT CHICK! *looks at Ruto* And she's NAKED TOO!!
Quistis drags and slaps Squall off the fanfic pages.
Saria:Good. I hate Final Fantasy 8. 9 RULES!!!
Jigglypuff:NO.
Saria is dragged into the same condition as Ruto, and Malon enters. She sits and stares at the blank wall.
Malon:Coooooolllll....
Suddenly, Link returns with ham.
Link:Hey! I got ham and NOBODY CARES! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
And Zelda comes. She tries to kill Jigglypuff. But she couldn't - she dies instantly.
Jigglypuff:THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SLUT! FWAHAHAHAHA!
Zelda floats mysteriously to a toilet nearby that semms to be there for no apparent reason. Zelda gets flushed down the toilet, but is stuck. Jigglypuff cleans it up with his Author Powers.
Jigglypuff:HAHAHAHA!
Zelda comes back for no reason and starts to beat Malon up rapidly with the wall.
Malon:OUCH! But you're so pretty! OOCH! Don't hurt me, cute shortie! EEE!
Zelda kills everyone except for Saria, whom Jigglypuff protected, and for Jigglypuff himself.
Zelda:I AM! BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saria:No you aren't!
A Final Fantasy-sort of battle begins.Saria uses [???]!
Zelda dies.
Jigglypuff cleaned up the mess and flushed it down the toilet that semmed to come out of nowhere for no apparent reason. He also tried to flush Link's ham in there, too, but for no apparent reason it got stuck.
Also, Saria learned magic all of a sudden, then threw it all down the drain....of the toilet that's sitting there for no apparent reason.
And so, we came to
THE END
by Jigglypuff
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[[a/n]]My first out of mind, really random and pointless story! Enjoy!
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Link appears.
Link:What's this?
Jigglypuff(from computer on PA):Something.
Link:Oh.
Jigglypuff(from computer on PA):Don't say anything unless you WANT to be turned into a replica of you with Tingle's mind. Test begin.
Ruto appears.
Ruto:Ooh! Purple monkey dishwasher fickle laundromat - enough with all the randomness now.
Link's silent.
Ruto:Hi Link! Did somebody say McDonald's?
Link's still silent.
Ruto:If you're silent then that means you love me.
Link:HEY! EWW!
Jigglypuff:WHAT, LINK?? TAKE THIS!
Link suddenly goes weird.
Link:TINGLE, TINGLE, KOOLOO LIMPAH! BOOOOOOYAKA!
Jigglypuff:FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto:Shut up, Jigglypuff!
Ruto also gets weird all of a sudden..
Ruto:Hear no evil......see no evil.....talk no evil...
Saria comes in out of nowhere.
Saria:Hi.
Ruto:Hear no evil.......see no evil........talk no evil....
Link:*singing* Tingle Bells, Tingle Bells, Tingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to annoy fairies every day!
Saria:What? Jigglypuff, get me out of here, please.
Jigglypuff: No.
Emi comes in the room.
Emi:Whoops. Wrong room.
Emi exits the room.
Saria:OK.....what the heck was that for?
Jigglypuff:The story's getting too boring. Let's include a Final Fantasy fight in here!
A monster suddenly shows up. It's green...fat....weird...It's the real Tingle.
Tingle:KOOLOO LIMPAH!
Saria:Great! FWAHAHAHA! Kill Tingle!
Link:Are you a forest fairy?
Saria:NO.
Tingle:Hey! That my line!
Link:No! Mine! Minemineminemine!!'
Tingle:DIE!!!
Tingle puts Link on a dozen balloons and he slowly floats away.
Tingle:FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ruto:HEAR NO EVIL! STOP! Hear no evil....speak no evil......see no evil....HEY! YOU'RE EVIL! DIE!!!
Tingle dies all of a sudden.
Ruto:Good. Hear no evil...
Saria:Um, okay..
Squall and Quistis come in the room.
Squall:OOH! WHAT A HOT CHICK! *looks at Ruto* And she's NAKED TOO!!
Quistis drags and slaps Squall off the fanfic pages.
Saria:Good. I hate Final Fantasy 8. 9 RULES!!!
Jigglypuff:NO.
Saria is dragged into the same condition as Ruto, and Malon enters. She sits and stares at the blank wall.
Malon:Coooooolllll....
Suddenly, Link returns with ham.
Link:Hey! I got ham and NOBODY CARES! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
And Zelda comes. She tries to kill Jigglypuff. But she couldn't - she dies instantly.
Jigglypuff:THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SLUT! FWAHAHAHAHA!
Zelda floats mysteriously to a toilet nearby that semms to be there for no apparent reason. Zelda gets flushed down the toilet, but is stuck. Jigglypuff cleans it up with his Author Powers.
Jigglypuff:HAHAHAHA!
Zelda comes back for no reason and starts to beat Malon up rapidly with the wall.
Malon:OUCH! But you're so pretty! OOCH! Don't hurt me, cute shortie! EEE!
Zelda kills everyone except for Saria, whom Jigglypuff protected, and for Jigglypuff himself.
Zelda:I AM! BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saria:No you aren't!
A Final Fantasy-sort of battle begins.Saria uses [???]!
Zelda dies.
Jigglypuff cleaned up the mess and flushed it down the toilet that semmed to come out of nowhere for no apparent reason. He also tried to flush Link's ham in there, too, but for no apparent reason it got stuck.
Also, Saria learned magic all of a sudden, then threw it all down the drain....of the toilet that's sitting there for no apparent reason.
And so, we came to
THE END