Random thing. Not sure why I'm writing it. I just find the really weird gay things humorous. Also I suck at accents so I'm gonna do Rogue's but not Gambit's. I really can't do his.
It was a normal day for Remy LeBeau. That is until he went to dinner. He was sitting at a table in a fast food place waiting for Rogue when Sam Guthrie a.k.a. Cannonball walked in and smiled at him. Remy looked the other way not wanting to acknowledge his presence simply because Rogue would be there soon and he didn't want to get caught with someone else. Well that didn't work to well for him when Sam walked over and sat down at the table with him. Remy sighed and looked at him "Can I help you?" Sam just sat there staring at Gambit with a smile on his face. Gambit looked around hoping Rogue would be delayed so he could get Sam away from him. Why's this dummy got to bug me now? Rogue's gonna be here any minute for our date. A few minutes past and Sam was still sitting there staring at Gambit. A few more minutes passed and Rogue hadn't shown up. Where is she? Gambit wondered as he looked around. Gambit pulled out his phone and dialed Rogue. She picked up "Hello."
"Where are you chere?"
"At the mansion. You seem to 'ave found yourself some other company."
"Rogue chere I didn't plan for him to be here. I tried to tell him to go away."
"I didn't see ya telling' 'im to go away."
"You were watching me?" Gambit asked in shock.
"Yea. Whatcha gonna do?"
"Umm well nothing."
Rogue scoffed "Thought so." then she hung up.
Gambit sighed and looked at Sam. Ah what the heck. Gambit grabbed Sam's hand and pulled him outside into an alley. With every step Sam got jumpier. It was late and dark so no one saw Gambit giving into the temptation he'd been struggling ever since he first saw Sam in the mansion while visiting Rogue. The two were in the alley making out for who knows how long.
