This was a mix and match theater exercise involving mix and matching random characters and writing a 10 line scene... So...This happened..
Disclaimer: I don't own Loki or Subaru.
Loki: Ah, yes, this will be a perfect base for my next plot. (Commence evil laughter)
Glares at Subaru)
Subaru: Actually, I'm not a mortal…
Loki: You are a god?
Subaru: A vampire actually…
Loki: One cute as you could not be a blood-sucking creature.
Subaru: C-cute?! (Blushes furiously)
Loki: Yes, a cute young girl like you.
Subaru: Girl?! (passes out)