"Welcome to the newest season of Total Drama," said Chris, as he walked down the dock of shame, and stood at the end, to announce that the series would indeed be returning to the island.
"Today, we will not have the Twenty-Two campers that you are used to, but instead Twenty-Two new ones, that have been sent here to overcome the same battle that the originals did," Chris explained.
"We will not be meeting them just yet, but we have prepared a brief description, and a collage of all of their audition tapes," Chris said. Ready? Here we go!
First up…
Delia- The Annoying Cheerleader, Age: 16
Delia is an ugly, mildly overweight, selfish, whiny brat. Her obsessiveness with her own face drives her classmates, and even fellow cheerleaders overboard. She doesn't realize that she doesn't have friends because of how she acts, she just naturally thinks that she is a born leader. Delia is very short, has tons of freckles, wears huge, square-framed glasses, dresses in a frilly white shirt, with a pink, VERY short shorts, and always wears pink sandals. She also keeps her hair in a bun, as she believes that all cheerleaders should do so. (Delia will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Delia is standing in the foyer of her house, talking to the camera, about…herself?
Delia: I'm like…sooo pretty, and talented, and fun to be around, and cool, and all around exciting, and like…I've had sooo many boyfriends. I have one right now, his name is Orlando! He's hooot! So yeah, pick me! I'm gonna be the next Olsen twins, by myself! (Blows a kiss to the camera as it shuts off.)
James- The Lifeguard, Age: 19
James is probably the oldest person on the show, and as such, the most mature. James is naturally quiet, but is not afraid to speak his mind. He has a kind nature, and treats everyone with respect. He naturally loves the water, as he is a lifeguard, and likes to be outside. James has been to multiple summer camps, and expects nothing less than the best at Camp Wawanakwa's insanity. James is a tall, African-Canadian man, who always wears sunglasses, a white beater, and tattered red lifeguard shorts, he's always barefoot, and carries a special whistle around his neck. (James will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: James is sitting on a guard chair, talking about what he'll bring to the table, when suddenly!
James: I'm a lifeguard, so I'm always by the beach, watching the waves float to shore, people swimming, it sure is the life, I wish I could spend every second outdoors, that'd be so co…
Person 1: HELP! HELP ME! I…I'm…(gurgling sounds.)
Person 2: He's drowning, save him!
James: Gotta go! (James pulls the person out, and everyone cheers.) That's what my life is all about! (Gives a thumbs up and a wink, as the camera clicks off.)
Serra- The Loner by Choice, Age: 17
Serra is the loner, she always has been, always will be. Maybe it's her unnatural hair color, maybe it's just because she doesn't fit in, but she seems to know why she doesn't like having any friends. Her lack of compassion puts her on a whole new level of mean girl, but she doesn't really try to be mean, she just comes off that way. Serra wears all black, but her hair is dyed a bright, bright green. She wears normal shoes, a black hoodie, and black sweatpants, and she loves nothing more than torturing the popular kids. (Serra will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Serra is shown giving the camera the finger, and then it clicks off.
Thomas- The Method Actor, Age: 18
Thomas has been a thespian since birth, and has had a knack for dressing up. His gimmick for Total Drama? A cowboy. He's got the whole outfit perfect, he even perfected calling everyone pardner. Thomas isn't really a cowboy, but he sure is good at making everyone think that he is. He has long blonde hair, kept in a braid, a cowboy hat, always chewing on a piece of straw, baggy cowboy pants, and brown leather jacket, with a black and white bandana. (Thomas will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: Thomas is on a horse, talking about his life preparing for Total Drama.
Thomas: Saddle up Pardner', I'm Thomas, but you can call me Thom, spelled with a silent H. I love bein differen.' Because it helps build ma character, I'm ready for anythin you rootin tootin city folks can throw at me. Giddy up Silver! (Thomas kicks the side of the horse, and falls off, as the horse keeps running on ahead.
Michelle- The Dumb Blonde, Age: 17
Michelle is the biggest idiot to ever live. Despite her beautiful looks, she can't do two plus two in her head without getting a headache. Michelle is really nice, because of her lack of brains, but is also taken advantage of quite easily. Michelle's overall goal is to win Total Drama, and rise above people like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Lindsay Lohan, in terms of brains. Michelle wears a pink blouse, a blue jean skirt, orange heels, and a pink headband. (Michelle will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Michelle is seen being crowded around by thirty-some guys in the hallway at school.
Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle, and this is my fan club. Once you pick me, this fan club will expand from my school, to the whole entire WORLD! So please support a good cause, and pick me for your show! (Michelle is then swarmed by all of the guys, as the camera tips over and breaks.)
Lauriell- The Gossip Queen, Age: 17
Lauriell is the girl who is most suited for ruining almost ANYBODIES reputation. If you cross her, there is no doubt that the next day, no one will want to be your friend anymore. Lauriell is the perfect choice for a villainous, and she can stir up trouble without even trying. Her rumors spread like wildfire, faster than the newspaper cranks things out, definitely, a force to be reckoned with. Lauriell is tall, always wears a purple flowing prom dress, has a tiara on, beautiful brown hair, kept in a high up ponytail, and wears platform shoes. (Lauriell will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Lauriell is at a prom, getting voted Prom Queen.
Principal: And Lauriell Davis is this years Prom QUEEEEN!
Lauriell: Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! (she gets in close to whisper to the camera.) Actually, I switched the votes from Mary, to myself, TAKE THAT PROM COMMITTEE! (she walks up to get her crown, as the camera clicks off.)
Spike- The Punk, Age: 18
Spike is the dude who just looks like bad news. With facial piercing dotting his complexion, a messy hair-do, and tattered clothes, Spike is just asking for trouble. If you run into Spike in a dark ally, then you'd better run the other way. Spike is a good leader, if you can go long enough without pissing him to stay awake to listen to him. Spike has a good heart, but it's in the wrong place, and that sometimes gets the best of him. (Spike will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: Spike is standing underneath a streetlight with his hood up.
Voice 1: There he is!
Voice 2: Get him! (Spike's eyes open, and he goes into a blind rage, as the men rush into attack him, when the smoke clears, Spike is standing atop a mound of knocked out men, looking at the camera, and it then clicks off.)
Michael- The Jock, Age: 18
Michael is the real deal jock, who has a main passion for swimming and basketball. Michael has an abnormal trait, and that is his shining silver hair, which girls love. Michael always wears a purple basketball jacket, a black jersey, sweatpants, sneakers, and a yellow towel around his neck. Michael is above anything else, a team player, and does all that he can to show that he is worth keeping around. (Michael will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: Michael is in a basketball court.
Michael: Alright TDI, Michael Delroso here! And I'm about to show YOU, why I should be on TV. If I make this shot, you have to pick me, okay? (Michael turns around, walks to the other end of the court, closes his eyes, and shoots backwards, the ball flies up into the air, hit's the ground right in front of the basket, bounces up and goes in, Michael cheers.) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TDI HERE I COME !
Matt- The 70's Kid, Age: 16
Matt is obsessed with mostly everything from the seventies, wearing purple tinted sunglasses, with bleach blonde hair styled like the Beatles haircuts. Matt wears a brown leather jacket, and baggy pants. Matt's also extremely weird, and obsesses over Star Wars and other series that started in the seventies. Matt's obsessions promise to make for an interesting if not, strange season for him. (Matt will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: Michael is meditating in his room, while a lava lamp sits in front of him, and The Beatles can be heard playing in the background, he is holding a light saber.
Matt: I am Jedi Master Matt, please allow me to join the ranks of your show, may the force be with you. (Matt bows, and the lava lamp falls on to his foot and breaks.) MOOOM?
Matt's Mom: Yessss?
Matt: Is lava lamp fluid poisonous? (the camera clicks off.)
David- The Guy Who Can Do Everything, Age: 17
David's extremely annoying to most people, because he is literally good at almost anything that he tries. David's favorite things to do though are play to play guitar and surf. David likes nothing more than to sit on the beach and strum a tune, while waiting for that one perfect wave. David has long black hair, pale skin, a torn up greasy jacket, black torn up jeans, and brown shoes, and a white shirt underneath his jacket. (David will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
His Audition Tape: David starts playing his guitar.
David: (Starts singing 1, 2, 3, 4 by The Plain White Tees.) (When he finishes, he looks up at the camera.) Pick me. (He smiles, winks, and the camera shuts off.)
Kelsey- The Nature Lover, Age: 16
Kelsey loves to explore nature. Ever since she was little, she had been hiking, catching bugs, surfing, scuba diving, fishing, and climbing trees. Kelsey wants nothing more than to protect the Earth, and has decided to donate her winnings (if she wins) to a charity that has a cause dedicated to saving the Earth. Kelsey wears skinny jeans, a purple hoodie, sandals, and has short brown hair. (Kelsey will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
Her Audition Tape: Kelsey is in a tree.
Friend: I dare you to come down without using your hands Kelsey.
Kelsey: Alright! (Kelsey starts on her way down, and falls, she swings her arm around the lowest branch and catches herself near the bottom and lets go.) Ta-da!
Friend: I said no hands though…
Kelsey: I didn't use my hands, I used my arm.
Friend: Awww…nuts…
Kelsey: Nice try though! (The camera clicks off.)
Melvin- The Energetic Nerd, Age: 15
Melvin is a very hyperactive, disorganized child, that has a very high IQ. He is the leader of the manga club at school, the best gamer in his age group, and the smartest kid in his grade. Despite all of his "skills", Melvin is still pushed into lockers, and given swirlies, just because he is short and scrawny. Melvin his bright orange hair, HUGE glasses, a pale green shirt, tattered jeans, and sandals with socks on under them, he usually is carrying a back pack of some sort. (Melvin will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
His Audition Tape: Melvin sits in a classroom on a computer.
Melvin: Alright Chris, watch how many words I can type in oooone minute!
Friend: GO! (Melvin starts typing, and then his friend tells him when the time is up.) TIME! How many words do ya got boss?
Melvin: Fifty-Thousand, six hundred fifty eight, darn it, that's thirty-thousand less than usual! (Melvin goes into a fit of rage, and destroys the laptop, and the camera, causing it to cut off early.)
Jaynie- The Loudmouth, Age: 17
Jaynie is a party animal. You never hear one word come out of her mouth that isn't to some degree a scream. Jaynie wears a jean jacket, black pants, and a white short, with cowgirl boots. Jaynie is African-Canadian. She likes attention, but also can be very loyal and kind, despite the fact that not many of her friends actually know her name, just the really loud party girl. (Jaynie will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Jaynie is at a party, break dancing.
People: GO JAYNIE! GO JAYNIE!
Jaynie: This is how I'm gonna win Total Drama, by partying my way to the end! (The camera stops.)
Kelly- The Pretty Girl, Age: 16
Kelly is the prettier of the twins, and also, surprisingly, the nicer one. Her and her twin sister, Shellie, fight more than any sibling or best friends do, and that is why their mother made them both audition for Total Drama, to see if they could get along under the conditions of being able to win a million dollars. Kelly has black hair, wears massive amounts of pink lipstick, has a pink jean jacket, and a pink skirt on, with pink heels. (Kelly will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
Shellie- The Mean Twin, Age: 16
Shellie is Kelly's twin sister, whose older by two minutes, and is deemed uglier because she was five pounds more, and Kelly is a tad tanner, and taller. Shellie is the smarter, and the meaner of the two, and uses her intelligence to make Kelly look bad. Kelly and Shellie's mom kicked them out of the house so they'd get on Total Drama, and play for the money. (Shellie will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
Their Audition Tape: Kelly and Shellie are sitting on the side of the street.
Kelly: Hi TDI, our mom kicked us out.
Shellie: She says that we need to stop fighting, and that you guys can help.
Kelly: So can we like…, please be on the show?
Shellie: Can you PLEASE stop talking like that!
Kelly: Can you like…shut the hell up?
Shellie: That's it! I've had enough of your idiotic… (the camera dies.)
Edwin- The Emo Kid, Age: 15
Edwin wears nothing but dark black winter clothing everyday of his life. He does shower, but his other clothes are never washed, mainly because he doesn't have any other friends anyway, he's just a lonely soul, who rarely ever speaks, and tries to be as secretive as possible. Edwin hides away the pain of what happened to him in his youth. (Edwin will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
His Audition Tape: Edwin stares at the camera for five minutes. (Until it dies.)
Sark- The Creeper, Age: 14
Sark is the young boy, who loves older woman. Sark wants to be a star, so he can meet famous celebrities like Paula Abdul, Jessica Alba, or Angelina Jolie, because he thinks that he has a shot with them. Sark wears a blue shirt, with short red and white sleeves, has a slight hunchback, wears long baggy yellow pants, and no shoes. (Sark will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
His Audition Tape: Sark poorly tries to sing Happy Birthday. When he is done, he starts beating on a drum set, but the drum set explodes.
Sark: OH SH*************************************T! ! ! ! (The camera clicks off.)
Mia- The Sweet Girl Who Could Tear You In Half, Age: 16
Mia is sooo sweet, but she has also been practicing MMA fighting for more than half of her life. Mia looks harmless, but she's broken some really tough guys bones into pieces with just one punch. Despite this, Mia rarely gets angry, but has threatened to destroy every single person on the island of they even think of getting rid of her. Mia has long brown hair, wears a green and blue sweat suit, and white sneakers. (Mia will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
Her Audition Tape: Mia is standing at a gym.
Mia: Hi, I'm Mia, and I'm here at the gym working out! I've gotta stay in top condition if I wanna win Total Drama! (A man walks past her and trips over her foot, causing her to drop the weight that she is holding on her legs.)
Man: I… I'm so sorry Mia! P…please don't hurt me!
Mia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Mia jumps at the man, and a scream is heard off camera, as it clicks off.)
Pat- The Fat Funny Guy, Age: 15
Pat is morbidly obese. Pat is so fat, that he literally has no neck, just his head, then his body. Pat always remains optimistic though, despite his disabilities, and always has a huge, (and sometimes creepy) grin on his face. Pat is so friendly, that he sometimes thanks people for insulting him. Pat loves any food, but especially hot dogs, Pat can chug hot dogs! Pat wears a blue shirt, overalls, and has messy brown hair. (Pat will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
His Audition Tape: Pat is seen chugging Hot Dogs.
Teen: And that's a new record!
Pat: What was it?
Teen: Two-hundred eighty five!
Pat: ! (Pat throws his arms in the air, and then pukes, the camera shuts off.)
Kiki- The Tightwad, Age: 17
Kiki was just the Valedictorian in her graduating class, the student council president nine years in a row, the smartest kid in her class since kindergarten, and is quite popular with the boys. Problem is, she's so easily peeved. If one rule is broken, she gets aggravated, and pissy, and completely ignores everything until the problem is solved. Kiki has long pigtails, very fancy glasses, a skull uniform, and a tie on. (Kiki will be playing for: The Funky Chickens.)
Her Audition Tape: Kiki is shown giving her valedictorian speech to the class, and then sees that a kids shoe is untied.
Kiki: And that is wh…, Ms…Ms. Antonio…, Robbie's shoe is untied.
Ms. Antonio: Kiki, continue with your speech.
Kiki: Not until Robbie ties his shoe!
Robbie: Make me!
Ms. Antonio: Robbie, just tie your shoe, so Kiki can finish, so we can all go home!
Robbie: No way, I like it untied.
Kiki: Well I don't. (Kiki looks at him menacingly, and tackles him as the camera shuts off.)
Vance: The Heart Throb, Age: 19
Vance is a male model, and a young actor, who been an extra in one movie, where he immediately got his modeling career. Despite being practically flawless, Vance is a stand-up guy, and is fair and nice to everyone around him. Vance has long golden blonde hair, wears a shiny white jacket, with nothing under it, and sparkly white pants and shoes. (Vance will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
His Audition Tape: Vance is being harnessed to a bungee chord at the top of a building.
Vance: Ready?
Person: Yes sir.
Vance: K, GO! (Vance is pushed off of the building and the view switches to the bottom of the building, where Vance unhinges from the chord, and a sign unrolls with a picture of a shirtless Vance, next to a sign that says PICK ME! The camera then turns off.)
Kaylie: The Stunt Girl, Age: 18
Kaylie has been in the advertisement business, performing stunts since she was three years old. Starting with jumping through a loop of fire. Due to constantly putting her life at risk, Kaylie has become (partially) insane, and thinks that life is basically, now, a giant roller coaster ride. Kaylie loves the thrill of life, and would love nothing more than to show her skills off to the world on Total Drama. (Kaylie will be playing for: The Awkward Turtles.)
Her Audition Tape: Kaylie is in a plane.
Kaylie: I can do this!
Kaylie's Mom: We believe in you honey!
Kaylie's Dad: How much are we getting paid for this again?
Kaylie: (Jumps out of the plane) I DON'T (Her voice echoes, as the camera turns off.)
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