HEY, GUYS! SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED SOONER, BUT MY FIC 'BETTER THAN REVENGE' IS ON HAITAS! SOOOOO SORRY, BUT WRITERS BLOCK IS GETTING IN MY WAY! IF ANY OF Y'ALL (YES, I AM SOUTHERN.) WANNA TAKE OVER FOR ME, JUST PM AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS ;) MOSTLY TALKING TO RAINBOWRAININGKITTEN HERE….. *NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK* I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES, BUT HERES THE BEST VERSION!

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT JKR, AND DO NOT OWN HP!

Harry Potter: Whoa, what is this thing?

Hermione Granger: It's a Muggle chat site!

Ron Weasley: Cooleo! That's totally awesome!

Hermione Granger: Ron, don't go messing around with the rest of this Muggle stuff online! The internet can be very dangerous.

Ron Weasley: What's the 'intermet'?

Harry Potter: It's internet. It's what you're on right now.

Ron Weasley: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG! THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM! HERMOINE, COME KILL IT!

Harry Potter: Sissy.

Hermione Granger: Kill it yourself, Ron. Be a man.

Ron Weasley: But I don't wanna be a man!

Fred Weasley: So you're saying you want to be a GIRL?

Harry Potter: Busted!

Ron Weasley: Fred, what the heck?

Hermione Granger: Um. . . Ron? Are you questioning your sexuality?

Ron Weasley: Oh, hell no!

Fred Weasley: That sounds like what a gay person would say. . .

Harry Potter: Can we change the topic here, please?

Hermione Granger: Yes, I agree.

Ginny Weasley: Hello, guys.

Harry Potter: Oh, hello Ginnyyyyyyyy.

Ginny Weasley: Oh, hiya Harry.

Hermione Granger: Well, isn't this awkward?

Harry Potter: Nope, not really.

Ron Weasley: . . . I'm confused here. I thought Harry and Ginny were going out?

Hermione Granger: They were. Until Ginny decided to dump Harry for Seamus.

Ron Weasley: WHAT?

Ginny Weasley: Nice going, Hermione .

Seamus Finnegan's status changed dating the beautiful, Ginny Weasley.

Ron Weasley: Seamus! I'm gonna kill you!

Harry Potter: Calm down.

Ron Weasley: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! :(

Hermione Granger: I'm beginning to think that Ron really is gay.

Ron Weasley: Hermione shut it. Harry, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER?

Harry Potter: LOL, best April fool's day joke ever!

Seamus Finnegan's status changed (again) love messing with Weasley's head

Ron Weasley: Wait. . . still confused.

Hermione Granger: It was an April fool's day joke!

Gred and Forge Weasley: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRED AND FORGE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Molly Weasley: Happy birthday!

Ron Weasley: Mum… what are you doing on FaceBook?

Molly Weasley: Its hip!

Hermione Granger: Hello, Mrs. Weasley.

Molly Weasley: Hello, Hermione! Has Ron asked you out yet?

Ron Weasley: No. . . wait, what?

Harry Potter: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This is like watching Glee online!

Hermione Granger's status changed I can know see Ron's point of mothers being embarrassing.

Ginny Weasley: Ron, be a man and ask her out!

Random Portrait 289: She's right you know.

Harry Potter: Hey, I know you!

Random Portrait 289: Yes. Hearing things isn't good, even in the Wizarding world.

Ginny Weasley: Okay, then.

Random Portrait 289 appears to be offline

Gred and Forge Weasley: Ron and Hermione haven't been talking on here . . .?

Ginny Weasley: MAJOR ALERT: DO NOT GO INTO THE KITCHEN!

Molly Weasley: Why?

Harry Potter: Aw, come on Ginny! Why did you say that? You knew I was going to look…

Molly Weasley: AWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHERE'S THE CAMERA? PHOTO ALBUM TIME!

Gred and Forge Weasley: If you excuse us, we need to go disinfect our eyeballs.

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are now in a relationship

I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! I'M GONNA WRITE ONE OR TWO MORE CHAPTERS, AND THEN UPLOAD!