THE STORY GAME: Dr. Doucheclawticon's Most Epic Fun Day Ever!
A compainion crack fic by AutobotGirl6 and Whitedino
Dedicated to all the Autobot Fans! This is to make you guys laugh!!!
Once upon a time, there lived a crotchety mean old lady that lived In the land of the giant bananas and was over one billion years old and was so ancient and rusty that she looked like Megatron had thrown a monkey turd at her phanny, trying to make a booty call that turned Sex Kitten on and he purred for Soundwave who ran towards Ravage, who held a giant bowl of frozen yogurt that is delicious and nutritious. Ravage stole some and ate it only to barf up his mocha latte, and his oversized rectum that Ratchet didn't want to look at so he said, "Forget this, I quit!"
Soundwave, now painted pink, gaily pranced to the river, swimming to France. He gaily pranced and frolicked through a meadow of flowers but tripped and fell down the flight of stairs, crying like a wittle sparkling into Bumblebee, who held a banana pie and threw it in Dr. Douchclawticon's face and laughed and said, "I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH MY ADORABLE KITTY CATS!" Soundwave petted his evil pet kitty Ravage and laughed a throaty laugh but choked on Charissa's Chihuahua's turd with intense satisfaction.
He danced all night long but the Autobots defeated the decepticons with awesome break dancing to the hampster dance, making Starscream pee his self and Optimus Prime screamed "THIS IS SPARTA!!" And kicked Soundwave off a cliff. The annoying Cocunut Ninja took Soundwave's wallet, buying chocolate chip brownies. Then Starscream took Soundwave's body and hurled him into a lava pit. He said, "Idea four: Create a Soundwave Humiliation Committee. Because Soundwave needs a hit to his self esteem!"
To cope with this problem, Soundwave went to see a psychiatrist who hopped around on her stick pony, making him look at ink blots and poked his eyes. She pooed all over the room because she had a flatulence problem and blushed, giggling as a giant wrench fell from the sky and hit Starscream in the head. Soundwave left since the psychiatrist couldn't help him since his mind is far too warped. And he ran to Kentucky, asking Rio for a tea party and the entire Star Wars fleet entered Earth's orbit and prepared to open fire and Dr. Doucheclawticon ran, armed with his hot dog grenades that bounced off of Ravages head, rolled between Death Clock's legs, and was kicked off Soundwave's booty, making him fly across the world, landing in Quahog where he danced the night away being very drunk.
After failing epic-ly at karaoke, the drunk Decepticon dropped to one knee to propose to Shockwave, so they could move to Alaska and have duck babies and live happily ever after…..
THE END!
A/N: Yes. I understand that you read this and now have a 'wtf' look on your face. Whitedino created The Story Game, which is very fun. It usually produces crack like this. If you would like to know how to play it, just let me know. ^_^ I know this made no sense, and it wasn't supposed to. It's just for fun, and it's just sooo hilarious. Please, leave a nice review. Try to. No flames. Or I'll send my robot soldiers after you!!!!