Anything you recognize isn't mine! Also Hermione is really out of character
DAILY PROPHET
Rita Skeeter here with the top juiciest details with the latest gossip around here in the local area of wizarding England. I happened to passing by a little shop with a certain Malfoy meandering around inside. So quickly I back pedaled so fast that I almost tripped. Of course I sensing a perfect moment to ask a few questions I asked the lord if he had a moment for little old' me. The generous lord malfoy said alright and came with me. It's too bad his hearts already taken else I'd picked up faster than a wink female readers. In answer to one of my questions he said this dear readers, "it's too bad Hermione granger thinks my I'm a snotty nosed pig of our earlier years at Hogwarts because I'm deeply in love with her." As such I'm afaird to have it wrong there's no elabrate tale between Harry potter and Hermione or between her dear friend Ronald Weasley but instead with Draco malfoy isn't that exciting!
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"UGH!I CAN''T BELIEVE THIS ! THAT NASTY OLD HAG JUST DRAGGGED ME AWAY FROM THAT STORE AND THEN DECIDES THAT ME AND THAT MUDBLOOD IS TOGETHER!YUCK!"Draco shouted through the halls of his mansion.
On the other hand
" OH MY GOD! DRACO MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE ME! WAHOO! " Hermione cried out in happiness.
Dead in the grave somewhere
Dumbles chuckled, "ah, young love, so contradictory"
On a random cliff
Harry screamed, "If I can't have my loves in love with me then." ….Harry killed himself (wahhh)