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23 year old Percy Jackson sat on the couch of his apartment watching TV (a little bit drunk), when his girlfriend (Me: God Percy propose already!) Annabeth ran in, crying and screaming.

"Holy hell Percy! There is a huge and it's gonna kill me!" She screamed as tears ran down her face. Percy stood up and clenched his fist.

"Where doth he dwell, my love?" Percy asked. Annabeth looked up, confused, and pointed to the bathroom.

"Uh... In the tub. why are you talking like that?" Annabeth asked, raising her eyebrows.

"Because it is Saturday and I have consumed large amounts of alcohol." He narrowed his eyes. "And I have to pee anyway."

Annabeth face-palmed. "Why am I dating you?"

"Because the sex is tolerable and I make enough money to seem attractive." annabeth face-palmed again.

"Please," She muttered through her fingers. "Just go kill it."

"Then it shall be so! Let it be known on this night, no spider shall dwell within our porcelin domain!" Percy ran to their room and grabbed the tape off of Annabeth's desk, then ran into the kitchen and got a fork and grabbed the broom. He taped the fork to the broom. Then he ran off to find a wash cloth. He then taped the wash cloth to his face.

"Now then." He cleared his throat. "Who dare trespass within the walls of my kingdom?" He looked in the tub to find a spider about the size of a quarter. "Fool! You have angered the mighty Neptune!" He shouted. Then he narrowed his eyes. "And now you shall die!"

Percy turned the water on and pulled the thingy out so the shower came on. The water hit the spider and it was sucked towards the drain.

"to the depths with you!" He turned the water off as the spider disappeared.

"The intruder has been dealt with!" Percy shouted to Annabeth, who face-palmed again.

"Thank you sweetheart."

"Now prepare yourself for the hurricane force of sex!" Percy shouted.

"Not if your going to keep talking like that..." Annabeth shouted back.

"Fine..." there was silence. Annabeth looked up to see Percy standing in the doorway to the bathroom with his shoulder slumped. "But I'm leaving the beard, on dammit!"

Annabeth face palmed again.

This was just kinda something I threw together for fun. I actually read this as a comic sequence sorta thing but turned it into this just for kicks. I hope you liked it.

Much Love More Hate,

-Moe