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Chapter 1

The Superior

The last strokes of the rusty clock tower struck midnight in the gloomy World That Never Was. All members of the Organization were fast asleep in Castle Oblivion….or so it seemed. A flash of red and sandy blond zipped through the halls as a shriek of confusion and surprise rippled through the once silent halls.

25 minutes prior…

"Roxas. Roxas. Roxas!" THUD!!! Roxas tenderly massaged the back of his now bruised head, all the while glaring daggers at Axel.

"Axel, what the heck?! Why in the name of Kingdom Hearts would you wake me up at… say what time is it?"

The now smirking red head simply replied, "Midnight," as he towered over his now fuming friend. Before Roxas could comment, he continued. "And to the reason why I am waking you up at this ungodly hour is, so that we can finally pull our longest awaited prank yet!!"

"Well you didn't have to wake me up like that. That hurt!" Roxas grumbled.

A teasing pout spread across Axel's face as he crooned, "Awww! Does poor Roxy need a hug?"

"No! Now if we want to be on time I suggest you shut up and we go."

"Jeez! No need to be so harsh. Now grab the supplies and let's go!" Axel whispered enthusiastically. They quickly ninja poofed to Xemnas's top secret, highly booby-trapped, totally secure room.

"Well that was easy." Roxas commented. Axel turned with that oh so familiar evil smirk to look at Roxas. "What?" Roxas asked uneasily.

"Now is the time that Number I meets his doom!" Axel cackled. "Hand me the supply bag, my accomplice." As both hooligans crept to their superior's bed, they noticed something very strange.

"Where did he get that?!" Roxas said in disbelief.

Axel pulled out a camera and laughed, "Hehehe, blackmail!" When the flash went off, Xemnas twitched. Axel's breath hitched as Xemnas rolled over. Roxas, seeing his partner frozen in fear, attached the fuse to the awaiting firecrackers. Roxas grabbed the still unmoving Axel and pulled him slightly away from the bed.

"Axel! He's not going to kill you now, he's asleep!" Roxas whispered hurriedly. "Although, there is no guarantee that he won't do that later." He mumbled under his breath, half to himself.

Axel blinked once, twice, three times, looked around and said, "Roxas, why haven't you lit the fuse yet?" pure confusion written all over his face.

Dumfounded, Roxas replied, "You're the pyro!!"

Holding out a hand engulfed in flames, Axel grabbed the fuse, thus completing their diabolical scheme. As realization struck, both pranksters looked at each other, turned around and ran. When they were half way down the hall Roxas spoke up, "Axel?"

"Yeah? Come on let…"

"Why didn't we just ninja poof out of there?" Axel stopped in his tracks and smacked his forehead.

"Why didn't I think of that?!"

"Because, you're an idiot." Roxas retorted. This time Axel turned to glare and thoroughly insult his short, smirking friend. Just as Axel opened his mouth, a boom, followed by a confused and surprised shriek, sounded in the halls. All insults forgotten, Axel's face paled.

In a very high-pitched voice, far from his own, Axel uttered one word, "Crap!" thus sprinting off, leaving his friend in a state of total confusion about how Axel's voice got that high. He snapped out of his daze and quickly followed his retreating friend.

Xemnas's POV

I was enjoying a pleasant night's sleep, when a shudder ran through my bed with an ear-splitting BOOM! I jolted awake, only to find my bed completely engulfed in flames. Upon seeing this, I heard a shrill, unnatural, girly squeal. I came to the shameful conclusion that it had come from my own mouth. I then realized, because my bed was aflame, that if I didn't get up soon, I was bound to die.

I made a promise to myself that I would find, and kill, the delinquents that had done this.

Ha! You'll find out later what Xemnas got and where he got it.