Hello! I made this before I started Stormy blue eyes, and I thought I'd put it up for your enjoyment. It was really fun to write, and I'm always changing things. So, enjoy!

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Firefly: Kouken! I need help!

Kouken: What is it? Did you paint black polka dots on the monitor again?

Firefly: No.........I wanna make a fanfic!

Kouken: Don't. The last time you wanted to make a fanfic you turned Piccolo-sama into a smurf.

Firefly: No I didn't! And I promise I'll be good!

Kouken: Whatever...

Firefly: YEAH!!!! Arigato, Kouken-chan! Okay...um...

Buu: BUUU!!

Kouken: GAHH! What did ya put HIM in for????

Firefly: I think he's funny...!

Frieza: MWAHAHAHA!! I'm going to destroy this planet just like Namek!

Firefly: Cool! A retarded purple thing!

Frieza: *grumbles* I'm not retarded!

Buu: Ooh! Ooh! Can Buu be "retarded?"

Kouken: Uh...sure....o.O

Buu: *stomach growls* Buu hungry! *turns Frieza into a grape lollypop*

Firefly: Oooh...grape! *grabs Frieza-lolly and stuffs in mouth* mmmm...crunchy!

Buu: Hey! Buu mad now! Buu eat you!

Sailor Saturn: GAAH! *conks Buu over the head with her mighty can-opener*

Buu: *falls unconscious*

Sailor Saturn: wow. That was easy.

Sailor Pluto: Hey, why don't you show Kaioshin? He'd love to see this...

Sailor Saturn: And have to pay the hospital bills when his jaw hits the ground? No thank you.

Sailor Pluto: But he'll see it eventually...

Chibiusa: Hi Hotaru!!!

Kouken: GAHH!!! The spore! *turns to Firefly* What's with the annoying pink things?

Firefly: *jumping up and down* I love Grape Lollypops!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kouken: Uh oh...sugar rush...

Piccolo: What's the point of this?

Firefly: *stops jumping* Ya know Piccolo, you remind me of a very soggy sea cucumber.

Piccolo: Huh? O_o

Sailor Neptune: GAAAHH! NO!!! The sea cucumbers!!! *hugs Uranus* The visions...I had visions...of sea cucumbers...with bloody axes...Surrounding a dead...blusish-green person. *cries* HELP HARUKA!

(NOTE: Neptune's hair is blue-green...and she really does have trouble with sea cucumbers.)

Sailor Uranus: Shh...It's okay, Michiru, we'll take you to the nice, happy, sea cucumber free place...*leads

Neptune away*

Chibiusa: You're cute! *chases Goten*

Goten: AAAAAHHHH NOOOOOOOO HEEEEEELP!!! *runs around*

Sailor Moon: Hey, whatever happened to Helios and Masanori and all your other boyfriends?

NOTE: Chibiusa frequently changes her boyfriends...)

Sailor Mars: Let's not forget Mamoru..

Sailor Moon: Mamoru is MINE!

(NOTE: Chibiusa has a "thing" for Mamoru...)

Firefly: Hey, did you know that purple cows make grape milk?

Kurillan: Um...O_o

Firefly: AAHHH!!! Annoying bald people!

Kurillan: But I'm not bald anymore...

Firefly: EXACTLY! I don't know what #18 sees in you!

Cell: *chases around #18 and #17 carrying barbeque sauce and a fork* Come on, guys, It'll be fun!

#17: NO! WE DON'T WANT TO BE ABSORBED THAT WAY!!

#18: RUN FASTER!!!

Sailor Venus: Ooh...that #17's not half bad lookin...

Kouken: u_u;;;

Firefly: Future Trunks is cooler!

Sailor Venus: Ooh...could you introduce me to him?

Firefly: NOOO! Trunks is MINE!

Kouken: Trunks-sama isn't even IN this fanfic...

Firefly: He is now!

Future Trunks: Um...what am I doing here?

Firefly...ooh...purple hunkyness...*drools*

Future Trunks: Um....I'm gonna go over THERE now...hehe...*runs off*

Firefly: WAIT!!!! Don't leave me!

Sailor Venus: Oh he IS cute...*follows Trunks*

Sailor Mercury: Wow Bulma. You're dad is a scientist too?

Bulma: Uh huh! Dr. Briefs of-

Sailor Mercury: AHAHAHAHAHAH! BRIEFS THAT'S FUNNY I GET IT! AHAHAHAHAHA! AND I BET YOU NAMED YOUR KID "TRUNKS" TOO!

Bulma: But I DID name my kid Trunks...

Sailor Mercury: *stops laughing* Ewww...

Future Turnks: What's wrong with my name?

Sailor Mercury: OH! Nothing...

Future Trunks: Actually, She really wanted to name me Panties, but Dad said no.

Bulma: But we would have made a fortune on Pampers commercials! Just think--'Panties, the Pampers baby!'

Future Trunks: Um....no.

Firefly: THERE you are Trunks!

Future Trunks: GAAH! Hide me!

Sailor Mercury: Um.. okay... Shabon Spray! *bubbles appear everywhere*

*Loud "spitootie" is heard and bubbles clear away*

Firefly: Yea! Look what Dabura did to Chibiusa!

Chibiusa: *turned to stone*

Chibi Trunks: Cool...*pokes Chibiusa statue and breaks it* Oh, whoops!

Sailor Jupiter: Cool! Trunks's strange clumsiness around people-turned-statues paid off for once!

Future Trunks: Huh? What did I do? Gosh, I'm really confused...

Firefly: Three cheers for Dabura!

Dabura: HUH? But I did that to be mean...and evil! I don't want you cheering for me...

Luna: Guess your stupid evil plan didn't work, huh?

Gokou: AAAHHHHHH!!! A talking cat!!!

Sailor Mars: AHHH!!! A flying talking monkey!!!

Cell: AHHHH!!! A talking- wait, humans are supposed to talk...

Oolong: AHHH!! A flying talking cricket!!!

Half-eaten Frieza lollyopop: AHHH!!! A talking pig!

Puar: AHHHH!!! A talking half-eaten Lollypop!

Firefly: *stuffs the rest of Frieza lolly in mouth* Mmmmmm....yummers...

Zircon: *squeaks*

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!! a squeaking flying eyeball thingy!!!!!

Buu: BUUU!!

Diana: EEP! A flying talking...pink...thing...

Buu: Buu hungry!

Sailor Saturn: GAAH! *conks Buu on the head with her can opener again*

Bobbity: AHH! What the hell?

Kaioshin: WHA!?!?!? *jaw drops to floor* HOW the hell?

Sailor Saturn: Ahahahahaha!!! *nervous laughter* Wha'd I do?

Sailor Pluto: I told you he'd find out sooner or later...

Gokou: Hey! I'm not a monkey! I just have a tail!
Vejita: Brilliant, Kakorotto. It took you at least 30 seconds to comprehend what that Mars person said! A new

record for you!

Firefly: Uh...hate to break it to you sayajins, but you ARE flying monkeys...you fly. You have tails. Sayajin...Simeon. What's the diff?

Vejita: I am NOT a flying monkey!!

Firefly: You're right...you are a smurf.

Vejita: Huh? *looks at himself* AHHHHHH!!! My skin is blue!!!!

Firefly: Heehee...Kouken gave me the idea...

Vejita: I'm gonna smurf you! ... WHAT? What the smurf was that? There it smurfs again! AARRRGGGHHH! What have you smurfed to me?!?!? I can't smurf smurfing 'smurf'!!!

Firefly: HAHAHA!!! *rolls over laughing*

Vejita: *looks really smurfed...er...pissed.*

Firefly: uh oh...what are you going to do to me?

Vejita: Oh, I smurf I can smurf of something smurfable to smurf to you, you impertinent little smurfstart...

Bulma: *gasps* VEJITA! *covers Chibi Trunks's ears*

Chibi Trunks: Cool! Go Dad!

Firefly: EEEEPPPP!!!! *hides behind Future Trunks*

Future Trunks: *notices Firefly* Hey...want me to hold her for you?

Vejita: Smurf, I mean, that would be smurfy, I mean, uh...OH SMURFIT!

Firefly: OKAY OKAY I'LL CHANGE YOU BACK!!!!!! WILL YOU PLEASE NOT HURT ME????

Vejita: um...no.

Firefly: I'll wake up Buu.

Vejita: Who smurfin' cares?

Kaioshin: I CARE!!!! DO WHAT SHE SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vejita: And what makes you think I care about a smurfin' idiot like yourself?

Firefly: Um.....I'll make you as geeky as Gokou...

Vejita: AHH!! OKAY!!

Firefly: Hold on a sec...

Vejita: *skin changes to normal* smurf you, smurfit! Huh? NOO!!! Change the smurfing smurfness too!

Firefly: Umm....can't.

Vejita: WHAT?!?!? Why smurfin not?

Firefly: Cause you keep saying curses! . Honestly! We need to keep our PG rating, ya know...

Vejita: Smurf you all.

Kouken: Oh WHY'D I give her that idea...next thing you know, Galaxia's going to be here...GAAH! Why'd I

say that, smurfit!! *blinks* Oh, not me too...

Galaxia: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME INTO THIS FANFIC SOONER????

Firefly: I dunno...(please don't kill me)

Vejita: Who the smurfin' smurf is she? (Yes, kill her!)

Galaxia: I AM THE GOLDEN QUEEN OF SHADOW...GALAXIA!!

Sailor Uranus: Duh...

Galaxia: YOU SOUND MAD, URANUS.

Sailor Uranus: Why WOULDN'T I be mad?

Sailor Neptune: Calm down, Dear--

Firefly: I know what will make you madder...

Sailor Moon: Oh look it's the starlights!

Sailor Uranus: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sailor Neptune: *gives Firefly the patented Vejita stare™*

Vejita: Hey! That's my stare ya smurfin smurf!

Seiya: Um...hi Haruka...

Sailor Uranus: DIE! *lunges at Seiya*

Taiki: Whoah watch out Seiya!

Sailor Uranus: AAHH MY EYES I'M BLIND!!!! *blinded by Taiki's shiny forehead*

Sailor Neptune: Alright dear, it's okay...we'll take you to the nice, happy Seiya free place...*leads Uranus away, but bumps into Piccolo*

Piccolo: Um, hi.

Sailor Neptune: AHHHHHH!!! IT'S THE SEA CUCUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away, leaving poor blind Uranus trying to sniff out Seiya*

Gokou: Hey, wait--I'm not geeky!

Kouken: u_u;; *slaps forehead* this fic is going nowhere...

Gohan: Everyone say's I'm geeky...

Goten: And they'd be right.

Stupid geek from Firefly's school: Everyone says I'm a geek too...but I'm really a super sayijin.

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Firefly: What? No you're not, you're just some dork from my school!

Gohan: Who does he think he is?

Firefly: A mix of you, Vejita, and...um...I think Frieza...after all, he is retarded...

Vejita: What a smurfin smurf!

Yaten: AWWWW!! Hello Luna! *chases*

Luna: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!!!

Gokou: AAAHHHHHH!!! A talking cat!!!

Sailor Moon: AHHH!!! A flying talking monkey!!!

Cell: AHHHH!!! A talking- wait, humans are supposed to talk...

Oolong: AHHH!! A flying talking cricket!!!

Puar: AAAAAAAAAHH! A talking- wait, I knew Oolong could talk...

Diana: AAAAAAHH!! A flying talking...thing...DANGIT! Why don't I get to scream at anything the makes a little bit of sense?

Sailor Saturn: Deja vu, anyone?

Galaxia: *turns to Firefly* HEY, ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DID YOU INVITE ME INTO THIS FANFIC???

Firefly: O_o I thought you wanted to...

Gokou: HEY! I'm not a monkey!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Moon: But you have a tail don't you?

Gokou: Yeah, well...I'm still not a monkey!

Rubius: Hey, this statue of pieces are pretty good...*eyeing Chibiusa pieces*

Sailor Jupiter: We're going to send it to CURE later...

Firefly: Hey Rubius...I have a question...WHY DON'T YOU WEAR THE SMURFIN JACKET!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Rubius: Um...well..it's polyester...it makes me itch...

Firefly: Well then...let's MAKE you wear the smurfin jacket...

Rubius: AHHHH!!!! THE ITCHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Mars: Hey--how come WE aren't getting cameos! There's all this DBZ stuff and not half as much as SM stuff!

Sailor Venus: Yeah! I only got a few lines all day!

Sailor Jupiter: Yeah! And I only got one! No, wait, two...and this makes three...

Firefly: Well, I'm sorry! But you, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Venus, Pluto, Moon, Saturn, and Galaxia(mostly

Galaxia, mostly so she doesn't kill me) are flawless!

Sailor Uranus: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FLAW...erm...FULL????????

Firefly: Um...no...you're just...

Vejita: Let's smurf her.

Sailor Uranus: If that means severly injure, then yes, lets. When I regain eyesight....

Future Trunks: NO! You can't hurt her!

Firefly: *hearts float around* Trunks...

Future Trunks:...Cause it's my turn!

Firefly: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kouken: Um, as much as I'd like to see her scream in pain, I don't think you should do that.

Vejita: Why smurfin not?

Kouken: Cause that's not (exactly) her.

Sailor Uranus: Huh? It sounds like her...

Kouken: I think she might be possessed...

Sailor Jupiter: By lime jello?

Sailor Saturn: split-ended villian?

Mistress 9: I DON'T have split ends...*grumbles*

Kouken: No...by a lollypop.

Everyone: HUH?

Kouken: Look at this! *holds up lollypop stick attached to Firefly's neck* A blueberry lollypop stick!

Sailor Venus: Of COURSE! Blueberry lollypops and grape lollypops have been at war for years!!

Firefly: Huh what?

Vejita: Is that why I'm a smurfin smurf? Cause smurfs are smurfin blue?

Kouken: Prolly. (always wondered why she was outta whack today...)

Future Trunks: So does this mean that she really doesn't like me?

Kouken: Unfortunately...no.

Firefly: Oooh.....purple hunkyness.... hi.

Future Trunks: Ugh. Great

Blue lollypop stick: Well, At least I destroyed the purple retard! (Frieza) And I woulda done bad things to the purple people too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Sailor Mars: Jinkies! *claps hand to mouth* Oh my god where'd that come from?

Sailor Pluto: Okay, show's over, you can all go home now.

Everyone: *Leaves*

Firefly: Um, thanks for that.

Kouken: No prob...I like blueberry...

Firefly: You realize your efforts were futile, and my fanfic will go on, right?

Kouken: Uh oh.

Buu: BUUUUUUU!!!

Firefly: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sailor Pluto: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Saturn: Where the smurf is my can opener?

Kaioshin: I wanna use it!

Sailor Saturn: NO! Mine!

Kaioshin: But it's so cool...

Sailor Saturn: Oh well, you color stealing, gender bending, freak!

Kaioshin: HEY! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?

Sailor Saturn: I don't know WHAT I'm talkin to either, but oh well!

Kaioshin: THAT'S IT!

Kouken: GET 'EM SATURN! *receives many stares* Um...I mean... break it up, guys! Show's over!

THE SMURFIN PURPLE END

I SAID THE SHOW IS SMURFIN OVER!

I'll sic Buu on you...

Okay, I'll smurf you.

GO AWAY!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOODBYE!

(Jinkies, are they still here?)