Naruto fanfic!!! Is it supposed to make sense? NO! Just something that's supposed to be hilarious. BTW, don't EVER try this!

50 ways to piss off Naruto characters

1. Draw pupils on Neji's eyes.

2. Dye Rock Lee's suit bright pink

3. Tip Naruto's ramen

4. Tell Itachi's you've found his long lost cousin and toss him a rabid weasel

5. Duct tape Itachi to Sasuke

6. Eat sushi in front of Kisame

7. For Zetsu's birthday give him weed spray

8. Give Sasuke a duck and tell him it's a spare wig

9. Dump termites in Sasori's bed

10. Make Tobi change his catch phrase to "Tobi is a bad boy"

11. Duct tape Tobi to Deidara

12. Tell Pain his faces are ugly

13. Give Hidan an innocent bunny

14. Name it Chuck

15. Burn Kakuzu's money

16. Get a Sasuke doll and burn it in front of Karin

17. Then piss on it

18. Give Suigetsu math

19. Replace Orochimaru's snakes with small pink bunnies

20. Piss in Naruto's ramen

21. Then watch him eat it

22. Kill a bug in front of Shino

23. Make Shino kill a bug

24. Show Kiba your collection of stuffed cats

25. Give one to him for his birthday

26. Invite Itachi to join the Sasuke fan club

27. Get naked pictures of him and Sasuke and put them on google

28. Sign Choji up for Weight Watchers

29. Replace Sai's ink with Cherry Kool-aid

30. Rip off Kakashi's mask

31. Duct tape him to your roof and hang a sign on him that says "I'm single, but only for the men"

32. Give Jiriya a collection of gay pornos

33. During the night, shave off Gai's eyebrows

34. Shave Lee's head

35. Better yet, shave Neji's

36. Give Konan a fine for wasting paper

37. Tell Jugo the little white men are here for him

38.  That's a bad word in Chinese

39. Tell Gaara to lay off the mascara

40. Tell Temari that electric fans are more efficient

41. Give Gaara some lipstick and tell him it matches his mascara

42. Tell Yamato his eyes remind you of sushi

43. Burn wood, then piss on it

44. Feed bacon to Ton Ton

45. Call Choji fat

46. Call Choji a skinny hot model in front of Ino

47. Cut off Itach's hair

48. Sell Ten Ten's underwear to Neji, then watch him get killed

49. Go to Itachi and sing "Pop goes the weasel"

50. Post this all around so that EVERYONE can see

Alright, so more like 49...might not be that funny, but I typed this in like 25 minutes, so its not much....but....um.....thats it =P