I leaped around me and my sister's messy room, trying to get anything that would make the sleepover that I'm having at my house more fun. My mom, dad, and sister are going to England for summer. Usually vacations are family vacations, meaning the entire family, including me, is participating. However, I insisted that I don't go and have a looong sleepover with my two close friends. After a long discussion about this, my family finally agreed. They decided that I'm going to seventh grade, and I'll be responsible with everything.

What time is it now? I looked at my alarm clock. 5:00 exactly. The three should be arriving...

Ding!

Now. I ran downstairs, nearly tripping, and opened the door. There stood my two besties, Jenny and Michelle. The three of us are in sixth grade together, but not seventh, which upsets me a lot.

"Hey Dina!" Jenny yelled excitedly while giving me a bear hug. Slightly annoyed, I pulled her off.

"Hi guys." I said and herded them in to the living room.

"I can't believe your parents are seriously letting you have a sleepover. A long sleepover." Jenny said and grabbed a bag of chips from my snack bowl.

"And I can't believe your parents allowed you guys to come."

"Well, our parents wants us to do something during summer vacation, and not just stay home all day." Michelle explained, flopping down on the couch.

"So what are we gonna do? Watch T.V.? Play Wii? Play the laptop?" Jenny asked excitedly, jumping up and down. I pressed a hand on her head to stop the bouncing.

"Naruto?" I asked. Jenny nodded eagerly and Michelle groaned.

"Aw, I hate watching T.V..."

"Well sucks for you." I said as I prepare the DVD. "Which episode do you guys wanna watch?"

Michelle shrugged. Jenny said with an evil grin, "Let's start with the episode where Sasori died."

Scowling, I approached the short girl to strangle her.

"Calm down Dina. Calm down..." Michelle said, blocking me, while shooting Jenny a look.

"Eh... let's start from after Sai becomes less anti-social." Michelle suggested.

"You're pretty anti-social too." I mumbled to myself.

"Or when Naruto goes to rescue Garaa?" Jenny said, sitting back down on the couch. I stroked my imaginary beard and thought for a second.

"Let's do Jenny's suggestion. I haven't been watching Naruto for a while. I need recaps!" I said, putting the DVD into the machine. The others nodded and I sat down, and the three of us started to watch the violent ninja anime. Then, when it was up to the part where they showed the Akatsuki hideout, it happened.

Light bursted out of the television, and my first thought was, 'Crap! The television exploded!'

"Dina! What the fuck is happening to your T.V.?" Michelle screamed while shielding her eyes from the bright light.

"Uh... I don't know! Exploding?"

"What!" Jenny exclaimed.

"Go upstairs! Go!" I yelled, getting off the couch and running upstairs. The others did the same and we ran into my room with speed faster than an airplane. I shut the door and locked it, while others hid under my desk.

"Why did it explode? Your family watches television for 24 hours straight?" Michelle asked, her voice filled with fear and distress.

"Uh... Not really, but my..." my sentence was cut off when I heard a thud. Then, I heard another few. I stared at the door, wide eyed. Thieves? What the F? All I ask is a fun sleepover with my friends. Is that too much to ask? Does fate has to bring thieves to my house?

"Wha... What was that?" Jenny squeaked fearfully. "Thieves?"

I put a finger to my lips, signalling then to be quiet. They nodded, but I could see the panic in their faces. I picked up my tennis racket a tennis ball, and I headed towards the door.

"Bring me anyone you find." a voice said. Holy shit! Kidnappers?

I opened the door quietly and peeked out. No one. I tip-toed out, and it was when a tall guy dressed in black walked up the stairs. Almost immediately, I threw the tennis ball into the air and hit it with all my might. The ball hit the thief, directly in his face. He groaned slightly and rubbed his now... purple-ish face? I was expecting it to be red...

Before the thief could look up, I smacked him on the head. That was when I saw his face. He was blue. Like a fish. A fish... A fish... Kisame? Well, unless it's a cosplayer, then...

Before I could land another blow on the cosplayer, he grabbed my tennis racket and broke it in two.

"Hey!" I yelled as he threw the broken pieces of my precious racket on the floor. I looked up to glare at him, but dang... his face made me look like a kitten. All purple and twisted and angry and fishy...

He grabbed me and flung me over his shoulders. I yelped and wriggled my body, hoping his grip on me would loosen. But his grip only got stronger, and I could feel him crushing my whole body. The large man-fish cosplayer went into my room and spotted my now very shocked friends.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" the two of them screamed as the cosplayer reached down to get them. Man they scream loud... The cosplayer backed up a little, his ears clearly hurt by the scream. I took the chance and kicked him in the stomach. He groaned and dropped me, making me land on my butt. I stood up quickly and kick him in his man part. The cosplayer yelped and covered his private part. His face was filled with nothing but pain.

"Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my fucking house?" I screamed, pointing my slim finger in his face.

"Dina?" Jenny said meekly, "I think he's in too much pain to talk."

I was about to smack the cosplayer again, when another man stepped into the room. The three of us, and the cosplayer, turned and saw a much more handsome man. He had black hair and red eyes, which sent shivers down my spine. Itachi? What is this? Cosplayers invasion?

"What's going on?" Itachi asked in a low voice when he saw Kisame holding his part. Kisame pointed a finger at me, and Itachi's gaze focused on me. I was about to look at the red-eyed man, when I decided against it. If he was the real Itachi, looking at him could put me under a genjutsu, and I would not want that. I've read many fanfics about this kind of thing happening.

"I kicked him... and... ya know..." I explained, casting my eyes at my trembling friends. "Uh... just asking... would you two be Itachi and Kisame, ninjas, from the Akatsuki?"

The two was silence, probably shocked that I know them. Then, before I knew it, I was, once again, flung onto the fish man's shoulder. He also grabbed Michelle, who screamed and struggled. Itachi grabbed Jenny, and they walked down the stair. In my living room was the whole Akatsuki, whom I hoped would be cosplayers. But I'd doubt that, after seeing the light, the blue fish face, and the red eyes of a certain Uchiha.

The two S-ranked killers threw us on the floor carelessly, while we groaned at the pain the floor was doing to our booty. The Akatsuki formed a circle around us, and I stared at them, feeling panicky, but trying to keep a cool face.

"Where are we?" the hopefully-is-a-cosplayer Pein asked with cold, emotionless voice.

"America. New York, to be specific." I replied, hoping they won't stab their kunais or swords or whatever in my body.

Well... they didn't, but they did place a kunai on each of our necks.

"She's serious! America! It's a place on Earth! You guys probably have never heard of it, but it's a real place!" Jenny yelled.

The Akatsuki remained silent, looking as if they wanted more information.

"This is my house, in New York, a place in America, a place on Earth! And... uh... are you guys the Akatsuki? The real Akatsuki?" I asked. Yes. Only a girl like me would have the nerves to ask the Akatsuki that. They might kill me for knowing too much information about them.

The kunai was now pressed deeper onto my neck, crushing my windpipe.

"You guys are sort of famous here..." Michelle said, while peeking at the guy who was holding the kunai to her neck, which was Deidara.

"Who are you?" Pein asked.

"Eh... Um... I'm Dina, the one that the fish dude is threatening is Jenny..." note the slight anger in Kisame's eyes, "and the one that's being threatened by the cute blondie is Michelle."

I received glares from a certain two people I mentioned. Only I have the nerves to tease criminals that currently has weapons by our necks...

"Yeah, are you gonna kill us now?" Michelle suddenly asked.

Pein was silent for a moment, probably thinking, then said, "No. We don't know anything about this place. We need shelter."

Everyone stared at me, and I started to feel even more panicky. I could never say no to a request... especially if I might get killed if I say no.

"Yeah sure, as long as you promise to blend in and not kill people."

"Dina!" my two friends yelled at the same time.

"You'd rather to be killed now or live a bit longer?" I asked through gritted teeth. The two exchanged looks and nodded. "Now would you please get the dangerously sharp weapon away from me and my friends' necks?"

They obeyed and continued to stare at me.

Unsure of what they want, I quietly suggested, "Uh... I guess we should work this all out first?"

"And how are you gonna do that..." Jenny muttered from behind.

"Did your parents leave money? We might need to buy them clothes..." Michelle said, scanning the weird and dangerous group.

"Yes, enough to last for a year." I replied, rolling my eyes.

"Are you sure after we buy the clothes, we would have money for food?" Jenny asked worriedly. Hm, good point!

"Well, go with the flow, right?" I said, grinning sheepishly. Almost everyone in the room rolled their eyes at me. "Well, Jenny, Michelle and I will prepare some stuff. You guys just... try not to be violent and don't destroy anything."

And with that, the three of us walked upstairs. I hope I could survive the craziness that will happen...

Pein's P.O.V.

"We are going to be good to the girls until we find a way to go back. Which means no killing or hurting." I said to the group.

"Which means I have to take beatings from that Dina girl and not kill her?" Kisame protested. I shot him a glare, but did not answer him.

"What did it mean when they we're famous here, un?" Deidara asked. This confused me a lot too.

"We will ask them once we have settled." I decided. The group nodded.

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Chiharu: You guys can review and give me some OCs! Tell me the OC's background, age, history, and who you want them to be paired up with. HOWEVER! Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi are taken. If you guys want someone other than the Akatsuki, I could work something out.