He's Secretly a Muggle by Quakerguy
Chapter 1: The Time Machine
Disclaimer: I don't own Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Tara Gilesbie does.
One day a guy in America named Paul was at a Harry Potter Convention when suddenly he saw a strange machine.
"Wow! I wonder what this thing is?!" Said Paul
Paul went inside the machine and he accidently pressed one of it's buttons.
The Machine violently shook for several minutes and then suddenly it stopped.
"What on Earth just happened?!" Said Paul
He stepped out of the machine but he was not at the Convention anymore.
He went back into the machine and looked at it's computer screen. It said that it was a time machine and that Paul was currently in Scotland in the year 1996.
"Sweet Mercy! I accidently went 16 Years in the past! But where in Scotland am I?" Said Paul
Paul got out of the time machine and he saw some buildings. He decided to go near them and all of the sudden he accidently bumped into this girl.
"My goodness! I'm very sorry! Are you okay?" Said Paul
"Yep, I'm okay. What's your name?" Said Ebony Way
Paul thought to himself, "I don't want to mess up the present so I will lie about myself."
"My name is Gary Stu and I'm from America. Nice to meet you!" Said Paul
"Nice to meet you too! My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and this is my Seventh Year at Hogwarts." Said Ebony
"Hogwarts?!", He thought, He realized he had no choice but to lie and say he was a wizard.
"Umm...Yeah, This is my Seventh Year at Hogwarts too." Said Paul
"Which house are you in? I'm in Slytherin." Said Ebony
"I'm in Hufflepuff." Said Paul
"I thought Hufflepuff didn't exist?" Said Ebony
"It exists all right, I think someone must have lied to you about Hufflepuff." Said Paul
"I guess you have a point. By the way, I'm also a vampire." Said Ebony
"Interesting!" Said Paul
"Well, I have to go put on some make-up and get ready for my date with Draco Malfoy. Bye Gary! See you later!" Said Ebony
"Bye Ebony!" Said Paul
After talking with Ebony, Paul decided to go inside Hogwarts and after stepping inside the building,
He saw that the Sorting Hat Ceremony was taking place.
"What's you're name?!" a voice said.
Paul looked around and it was Harry Potter...
To be Continued in Chapter 2...