Chilling In My Birthday Suit
"Potter."
No.
"Potter!"
No!
"POTTER!"
NO!
"James Potter."
How about….NO!
"JAMES POTTER YOU JERK! Get out of your dormitory right now!"
NOOO, Jimmy protested!
"So help me, I will curse you so you can never ever sleep again!"
"Okay, okay, I'm up!" I slurred. "Good to see you too Evans."
"Potter, we need to do rounds today! Merlin, when Dumbledore said you were going to be Head Boy, I knew he was batty, but I didn't think he was this off his rocker!"
"Lily, my beautiful flower, calm down. Take a chill pill. Enjoy the view," I said, smiling at her irritably, and stretching my arms.
Any girl would have instantly jumped into my bed, but Lily Evans wasn't any girl.
"Potter. You have morning breath. Your hair is even worse than usual. Stop trying to seduce me and get your arse at the table."
"Well, if that's where you want it…" I grinned, winking at her.
That got her. Her cheeks turned red and she was at a loss of words.
"Evaansss. Evannns."
She looked at me.
"If you don't mind, I'd like to get out of bed. Unfortunately, I like sleeping in my birthday suit…Of course, if you want to stick around for the show, that would be fine, but – " I was cut off.
"NO! No, no, it's okay I'll go!" and she ran out the door.
I smiled to myself, satisfied.
She so wants me.
AN: It was short, I know, but I think it was cute(: Give me some reviews and I'll do more stories like this!